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Relationships by humon

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One thing I love about Nephew is that they don't make love songs, they make relationship songs. None of the relationships are ideal, but always interesting.

Cigaret Kid (Entirely in Danish)
About a man who starts a casual relationship with a younger handsome guy called Cigaret Kid, only to realize Kid is in trouble with someone called Yamaha Boy. The man tries to leave Kid, but Kid catches up with him and they go on the run together. The man quickly gets tired of this lifestyle, so Kid suggest he kills Yamaha Boy.

Gå med dig ("Go Away". Entirely in Danish)
About a man and a woman who can't stand each other and does nothing but make each other's lives difficult, yet they have no idea how to live without each other either. It's suggested the woman beats the man, or will do in the future.

Va fangool! (Partly in Danish, partly English)
About a powerful man who's sitting in a bar when a mafia boss comes over and starts hitting on him (they call the boss Tony Soprano because there's nothing Nephew loves more than using popculture icons as symbols). At first the man isn't interested, but starts to realize the boss is the only other person who understands how lonely power makes you, and eventually gives in despite knowing it will probably get him in trouble.

Blå & Black ("Blue and Black". Mostly English, a bit Danish)
About a woman who wants to kill herself and a man who continuously hurts himself so she'll want to stay alive and help him. When they realize they can't go on like this, they decide to solve their problems by burning down their neighborhood, including their children.

The Way I Are remix (Entirely in English)
At first you might wonder why he keeps saying things like "Love me the Scandinavian way I are" but it makes sense if you know the song they mixed "The way I are" with. They used their own song Igen Og Igen about how desperate for America's love Denmark is, to the point where Denmark will do anything, including joining wars and getting Danes killed on behalf of USA.
So the song is about a Scandinavian man who has fallen in love with an American couple, and when he says "Love me the Scandinavian way I are" what he means is "Please love me back. I'll do anything. You can do with me what you want. I want you to"

Dude Bros 2 by humon
Dude Bros 2

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Another "If my dogs were people" comic. There'll probably be a few more of these.

They both hate showering, and always celebrate surviving their baths with a fight.

EDIT: If you curious about what my dogs look like, there's a lot of photos of them in my Instagram gallery

Various Monk Robes by humon
Various Monk Robes

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If you've been following me for a while, you'll have noticed my fascination with monks. I think they make amazing characters, and I always perk up when a monk shows up in a movie or TV series, no matter how pure and innocent or fucking terrible they are.

This is just a few of the many variants of Christian monk robes out there. A lot of them look too identical to be interesting lined up like this.

Dude Bros by humon
Dude Bros
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I swear my dogs are idiots, but I love them all the same.
Monster Management by humon
Monster Management

The characters from "Monster Management"
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Only 3 episodes so far, but it's a "pilot" to see if people want more.

I really liked this series because I have an interest in how monsters have changed, so it's fun to see how they joke around with it.

At the top are Aisha and Chet, the two doushbag managers who use bullying to make the monsters conform to present day. They might be involved with each other, and Aisha HATES Chet's son, and by the third episode she seems to have convinced Chet there's no hope for the boy.

Then there's their secretary/receptionist Dan, who everyone agrees is the creepiest character just because he's always happy, polite, helpful and NEVER. STOPS. SMILING. To be fair, the most dangerous thing about him seems to be that he'll do anything his bosses tell him to without question, so if they tell him to make sure Zombie is happy and Zombie demands brains, Dan will go out and get him a fresh one.

In the waiting room are old Dracula and hipster Wolfman forever waiting for their turn. Dracula is a bit out of touch with modern times, though he tries, while Wolfman isn't super up to date either but pretends it's just because he doesn't want to.

At the bottom are some of Aisha and Chet's clients: Frankenstein's Monster (who'd like it if he didn't have to act so stupid), Witch (who just wants to eat children), and Zombie (who's the big money maker who can get whatever he wants).

Seriously, go watch it. It's a fun little series.

Over a year ago a person got very offended by an old comic of mine and wanted to explain to me why it was offensive. When they wrote to me I had long since understood that and deleted it from my own galleries, but they had found it on Tumblr and felt it was important to talk about NOW. At first I didn't respond because a lot of things were going on in my life and I needed to not stress about it, but then they started shouting on Tumblr about it and got more people shouting at me and I finally gave in. I tried to explain to the person what my thoughts had been behind it at the time but that I no longer felt that way, but they kept going. 

At the same time a lot of people were writing me about minor things like if they should move to Denmark or what my opinion was about one thing or another, and I didn't respond to any of those either and some questioned me about it. All the while this person was getting all worked up and wouldn't just take my "I'm sorry but I can't do this right now for personal reasons" for an answer.

The thing was, at the time I was dealing with the early stages of cancer and was going through an operation to get it removed. I didn't feel like talking to strangers on the Internet about it, and I was overall acting weird during that period, like leaving conventions I had been invited to early and changing plans all the time. Not very professional and I feel really shitty about it now, but I was worried I was dying.

It's all gone now and I'm fine, but the point of this journal entry is just to remind you all that even if you feel like you know people well through the Internet, they also have a real life and some really terrible shit could be going on they don't feel like sharing and they might just need to relax, so I hope that unless their silence is somehow life threatening to you that you'll respect when they don't respond. :)


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MisLuck Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Hi! And happy *hug* birthday that I missed. I tagged you in my latest journal entry to answer a bundle of questions that tell more about you (surface) 'cause that I want to know (and now that I've read your journal I would have tons of things to chat with you but I guess you already get enough spam from people already so I'll let it be and just tag you). 
If you feel like answering DO IT. If you don't feel like it, don't do it! If you see a tunnel stay away from the light! 

This went from purpose to ramble quite quickly. If I'd continue I could make this escalate to awkward.... nah, I'll stop. I want to play some borderlands today also and it's already my bedtime. 
Sitas-the-Fool Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday to you! birthday cake I hope you'll have a very happy year free of any troubles and full of joy, geeking about something very, very interesting, spending time with your lovely dogs and talking to only nice people C:
p.s. Get well soon!
CroceSvizzera Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Happy 30th birthday. :D

Birthday cake  icon 
EricTheRedAndWhite Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist
Ja, nu må man sige at du har rundet et skarpt hjørne. Tillykke med de 30 år. :D
SUPER-NINJA14 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH!  You live in Denmark!?  you lucky duckling, that's the lego capital of the world, which is one of the reasons i wish i could go
EricTheRedAndWhite Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist
A country can't really be a capital. The lego capital of the world would rather be the town Billund, where also the original Legoland is located.
SUPER-NINJA14 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
same concept
goyQuentin Featured By Owner Edited Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm really sorry for coming out of nowhere and pointing out the obvious in your works in what seems to be an offensive manner for you. I am really, really sorry. You're a good artist, much more skillful than I am, I have no right to tell you what to do, I'll leave it at that.

But my point in the hidden comment still stands. I simply came here to apologize and I don't stand corrected.
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Ijiserure Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now I remember how much I missed your art. :')
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