My husband (technically fiancee but we might as well be married) drives me nuts with that kind of crap ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME. @_@
You would think that after 2 years, the fact I never actually slept with the guy (not for lack of effort ), and mine and my best friends neverending joke about his penis looking like a deformed sex toy or a bunch of golf balls stuffed in a garden hose that he would shut up about it but noooooo.
I will never understand why it's always a measuring contest with men. -.-