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A Boy from Kenya by humon A Boy from Kenya by humon
When I talk about him I rarely mention he was African, least of all to boyfriends, because I'm getting tired of talking about his genitalia. :XD:
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Ayatora23 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
Typical emasculated white boy. 
IronDino Featured By Owner May 9, 2015
But you never told us his size...
BlucoonSenpai Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  Student General Artist
It's not the size of the tool, it's the size of the effort.

Dewani90 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
as they said, it's not the size, it's how you use it, and some are skillful enough to reach the g-spot the first try.
DeadMoonDave Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your style! Might grab some influence here.
It's not about size, it's about efficiency :D
Asdruabel Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Fortunately, I am Asian so I do not have to worry about it. Small is efficient.
ToastedToast15 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
123Coolness Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Student Filmographer
Asdruabel Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Student General Artist
No, Humon is a straight girl.
123Coolness Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Student Filmographer
I'm talking about the guy XD
sharkdragon96 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
Found the breeder!
steventhe23rd Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Didn't see that one coming Usui-suprised (Takumi Usui) 
Ud-the-Imp Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Its ALWAYS because white guys are worried about how their dicks measured up to an actual black guy from Africa.
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
Yeah, most guys, especially dudebros, are like ancient Romans; homoerotic, continuously primping out their "masculinity," and violent. 
Pokekid963 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHA!!! Gotta show this to my brother
viewtifuljoe2525 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
R U Serious?Facepalm 
Serge2nd Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014
У кого что болит, тот про то и говорит/Each ask about this thing which excited or worried  him.
CoolLittleDude Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
Yea, when he asked that question you should have slapped him across his face.
Kiroma Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My husband (technically fiancee but we might as well be married) drives me nuts with that kind of crap ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME. @_@

You would think that after 2 years, the fact I never actually slept with the guy (not for lack of effort :P), and mine and my best friends neverending joke about his penis looking like a deformed sex toy or a bunch of golf balls stuffed in a garden hose that he would shut up about it but noooooo.

I will never understand why it's always a measuring contest with men. -.-

lalamusicisme Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Casually Kenyan laughing
WarriorOfArt-1141 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student General Artist
Why would they want to know that?  
SoMurican Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So they know how big theirs is. If it's bigger they boast. If it's not they say "Whatever, Size doesn't matter". Although, i am Male, so this probably sounds a bit hypocritical...
WarriorOfArt-1141 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student General Artist
So am I 😂😂 it just seems a bit strange to ask that
KageHeart Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
ive gotten that question before...always awkward
Akhenamen Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
Looks like your boyfriend is a little too interested in your ex boyfriend. XD
Icecat144 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm not sure whether to laugh or be offended, because I live in Kenya and have a lot of kenyan friends
Fyngirl Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
No need to be offended ^^ It's a common belief that African men has really big, uhm, yeah... and apparently Danish men need to know what their up against ;)
thegoodsamaritan Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's not just Danish men, sadly...
Fyngirl Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
>< Just remember; it's not what you got but how you use it ;)
thegoodsamaritan Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, I know that. I just wish everyone else would get the damn message.
Fyngirl Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Yeah... Good luck with that ;)
thegoodsamaritan Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't I know it... >___<
lagenerala Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Student General Artist
XDDD I laugh so hard with this.. Men and penies.. yeah

JackieReaper Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Destinedtalent Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
It's a very common misconception, I mean people believe black people are larger than white because, if we think of in in evolutionary terms, in Africa, they have larger predators to be mindful of etc, so maybe in the past people who lived in Africa grew larger to contend with larger prey.

I mean in the same way Chester has TINY doors, because we used to be smaller, and we've bred ourselves larger, smaller, thinner, fatter, etc etc etc....

ALTHOUGH, my friend has had a Black boyfriend and a Japanese boyfriend, and her Japanese boyfriend has a MASSIVE penis, and her black boyfriend had a TINY penis....

So I suppose if you're a virgin and you get with a guy and that's the only penis you know then there is nothing to compare to... So you know.... Opinions, evolution, other such stuff....

mzclark Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
LOL. Love the route this took!! I've had this issue with my b/f(who's Mexican) and other friends.
grim-puppet-demon Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
it's a guy thing gay or otherwise
Rontaire Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student
Omg :iconfacepalmplz:
goldenavatar Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
Out of curiosity, how do you handle these sorts of questions?
SkullBurst Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Wait, so that's the stereotype everywhere? I thought it was just an American thing xD
Makes me wonder how that one got started, then 0.o
psilorder86 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
Very well might have started there and spread via the globalization. Seems to me it is very related to cuckolding.
LBPBOY Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
OMG This is os fucking funny!
lesaira Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist
I guess it really is a guy thing. I see that you dated a boy from Kenya for a summer and I wonder how you met, if you were in Kenya or if he was visiting you, or if you met on some romantic summer holiday somewhere. I wonder if you've spoken to him since, and what the whole fling was like in general. Also, this is adorable.
dwarfpriest Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, it's a man thing. Kind of a measure to compare to each other.
jbdemesa Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
hehee! You are better off not mentioning it I guess.
NuktaMrefu Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
So, uh, does this mean we'll have a Kenya on SATW someday? I'd die of squee.
Popgal120 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
lol :XD:
Siren-Badru Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
neon284 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Artist
aww how did you guys meet? are you glad it happened? how was the goodbye was it a graceful bow?(how i intend to end all of my relationships if i found out someone cheating on me... unless they gave me something them i'll have them fixed ... and leave) do you think you were better for having known him? sorry about the questions i can be a hopeless romantic sometimes.
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