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ANYTHING BUT THAT by humon ANYTHING BUT THAT by humon
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The most obvious joke here is of course the American media’s fear of nudity while not really caring about violence.
But there’s also a hidden joke about Sweden’s past. In the old days all countries used torture, but the Swedes were notorious for it in the North. How they turned Scania Swedish is downright nightmare fuel. They would torture guerrilla soldiers to death, kill their families and wipe out whole villages who supported them. Maybe there’s a reason why Sweden is the only one not scared of Ĺland. ;p

Today Sweden is pacifist, so he only gets his morbid jollies from scary ass games like Amnesia: The Dark Descent. No, I didn’t play the game. I let this brave woman do it for me [link] :D

Yes, Iceland wants it for his collection. :XD:
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:iconrangerdannyfowl:
RangerDannyFowl Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
actually, sweden was the one of the first countries to ban tortyre. This law was set in sweden by Gustav lll so that the farmers and poor people wouldn't  make a revoulution. 
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MsPsychoKitty6651 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
HahahHah
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Feyborg Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hahah, i played the demo...i also remember Penumbra.
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Aikeaz Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014
all for a penis x )
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Hashtagofawsome Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
Warning: Once you start reading you cant stop.
One day Laura was surfing the internet when suddenly a new tab came up. Laura was confused because she didint click on a new tab. She clicked on it out of curiosity. There was nothing on it but a black screen. Her mouse seem to dissapear as well. So laura tried to turn her computer off and on assuming that it was broken. But it would not turn off. Suddenly a picture of her mother popped up on the computer screen. Then the pictures eyes started bleeding. The more she looked at it, the scarier it got. Then the room filled with a high pitched noise. Laura tried leaving her room but the door would not budge. The noise grew louder and louder until Laura coudnt take it anymore. Her dead body was found on the floor when her dad came home from work. Copy and paste this to atleast 10 plz accounts or you shall suffer the same fate as Laura. Dont beleive me?

Case #1 Cindy:
She saw this and refused to do it. BIG MISTAKE. One day she was swimming and she bit by 2 sharks. She is now in the hospital recovering.

Case #2 Brian:
He only copyed and pasted this to 5 plz accounts thinking that he would be safe. He thought wrong. When he went to look in the mirror, he saw a demonic barney. He was so scared that he fainted.

Case#3 Kimi:
Kimi obeyed this messege. One day she was walking down the street and she found a million dollar bill. She now lives a rich and happy life.



So basicly its like this:
No plz account-you will have the most painful moment of your life
0-5 accounts: you will have the scare of your life
10 and up: you will have the happiest moment of your life
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MrPokeVore Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
|=\/(|< Y0\/
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Riko-Nee-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
..................... wait what??!! i don't understand sorry hehe 3:
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redisawsome4 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
It's a little simple. A lot of Americans won't find anything like sounds and shadows alone scary, and enjoys some violence while using weapons to kill monsters. All the things that set a sorta scary mood aren't enough to get a reaction out of Americans, but strong nudity such as a penis uncensored could and will get them to be terrified. I hope I said it in a way that makes sense, if not, sorry.  
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flumenlimia Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
BWAHAHAHAHA XD I love this game and I know some people who think like America. I didn't even know that its creator is Swedish, what a shame.
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Midnight-Yamikidate Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
.....this is...too perfec XD
You may like :iconnyaasu:s most recent journal 
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:iconnyaasu:
Nyaasu Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD This comic did match up with it perfectly. x3
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neigma Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student General Artist
lol, Denmark
and iceland, why do you have those shears?
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:iconwhovianftw:
WhovianFtw Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
Beware of Iceland's penis clippers.
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Toxiiwerewolf123 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
I love all the reactions in this especially Denmark and America's

Being as how America's reaction to nudity is the same as Tobuscus and Pewdiepie's (despite pewds not being american)

Denmark I've just really grown to love him and all his faults. especially when he hangs out with Netherlands i just love their comrodery and how comfortable they are with each other. Plus it's perfect how he went from petrified to <3 after that little scene. 
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spogunasya Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Reminds me of Pewdiepie ;p
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:iconcrazy-croc:
Crazy-Croc Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Yes, that was the first thing that came to mind when reading this.
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:iconcandlestickstudios:
CandlestickStudios Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Student General Artist
America and the ESRB in a nutshell.
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AprillynGirl Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
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6ForgettheCookies9 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just...their reactions...and what is Iceland doing with those shears?
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IllegalSympathy Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Iceland has a very large Penis museum. Look it up, it's actually kinda interesting
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Ilovemynightmares Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
I have the game, I'm just too afraid to play it anymore :'(
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BeastMaster-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student General Artist
XDDDDDDDD
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Zap717 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
I feel like all of America's lines could have been quotes directly from me watching my friends play this game.
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DJ-EpicX Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
when I got a drill I just tried picking locks and drilling holes in furniture ...I should of done what sweden did XDDD
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FUZZYWUZZYSWAG101 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
That sounds as creepy as fuck.
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Tigerach Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So THAT'S what the Drill's for.

Me and my cousins kept tryin' to use it to...pick locks and junk.

We're stupid.
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Protodramon Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Sweden: MWA HA HA HA!!!

America: Meh

Other countires: D8
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Nesha14 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol i love how america is a mixed buy lol n the whole nudity thing i dont think its fully true........only about 40 % true lol cuz all mi friends are major sex freak feens lol
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QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
The ending is pretty funny. I'd like to draw something like this.
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RenaldAshfield197 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
I can't believe i share the same Chinese zodiac with that guy(Sweden)...
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GhreyEchos Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I swear to god I've played that game like 3-4 times now :D
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RedEyedOreos123 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student General Artist
OMG!I'm from America!This is hilarious.OMFGLOLOLOLOOOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOl
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SephielyaJMaxwell Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
When I reached the end of that game I sat there staring in complete confusion for a while. SO long that I almost got an ending I didn't want! Though there's plenty of penis and naked bodies like everywhere in that game. Kinda surprised Agrippa wasn't nude.
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FUZZYWUZZYSWAG101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
O_O Im so disurbed now...that sounds like the most scary thing ever....ever.
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:icontigerach:
Tigerach Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I has question:

Why is Iceland sparkly?
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LVYara Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think is because Iceland is supposed to be pretty, because the Icelanders are considered the most pretty of all the nordics, so humon gave him sparkles and snow glasses to complement his "prettiness".
I read that in the description of a comic.
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:icontigerach:
Tigerach Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, okay that makes sense. Thank you!
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:iconlvyara:
LVYara Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You are welcome :)
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Garlar Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist
I personally never understood America's obsession with nudity, especially male nudity. Might be my artist inclination, but nudes are pretty damn beautiful if done with some tact, in my opinion >_>
So I didn't freak out when I saw Alexander in the Inner Sanctum, buuuuut... it was kind of gratuitous and superfluous. Plus, there were no female nudes, and that's a bit unfair, since the tortures were performed on both men and women.

You got me curious about that part of Sweden's history: is there some article I can read about it? Sweden and Scandinavia as a whole are barely touched in our textbooks, as if the peninsula was born in the Seventies or something ._.
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W3ird-Guy Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
Girlfriend was playing this and she was freaking out about every little thing. It was hilarious to watch, until she flipped-out and threw her laptop at me...
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FUZZYWUZZYSWAG101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
what game is it?
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W3ird-Guy Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Amnesia: The Dark Descent. It's a horror game taking place in an abandoned castle where the player solves puzzles all throughout in an desperate bid to learn what happened as well as to escape the clutches of a "terrifying monster". Kinda wordy, but that is about the gist of it. :I
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FUZZYWUZZYSWAG101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
:O That.Sounds.Awesome. Is it on a certain website?or do u have to download it? :3
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W3ird-Guy Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Not entirely sure. My ex got it off of Steam for $20 I believe. I've heard rumors that you can get it for free, but I wouldn't trust them. And yes, it is a computer download.
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:iconfuzzywuzzyswag101:
FUZZYWUZZYSWAG101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Oh ok, thanks! ^_^
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:iconw3ird-guy:
W3ird-Guy Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
No problem my friend. If this interests you, you should also check out Nightmare House 2
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:iconfuzzywuzzyswag101:
FUZZYWUZZYSWAG101 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Yeah ok, thanks :)
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pikachu1226 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
if swedish people are good at Amnesia and aren't scared of it then what happene dto PEWDIEPIE? :3 he's good at it but he's terrified
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MorphoAdonis Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
...You just know Sweden has a raging boner.
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EngelsSchwert Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Because of YOU and THIS i'm playing this game now... i played for an hour... and i'm not going to leave this closet....ever...
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