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All About Sam by humon All About Sam by humon
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I stumbled across this joke [link] and a need to draw Sam running his own show was suddenly born. I love that son of a bitch.

And to all those hoping for a more romantic Dean/Castiel relationship, don't worry, it will happen. Not in season 8. Season 8 is for planting the seed in the casual viewers mind. It happens in season 9, but will not be a happy relationship before season 10. Don't ask me why I'm so sure, because I never expect these things to become canon. Call is magic womanly intuition.
And I will leave this here so that when season 9/10 are over you can come back and either yell, "Jesus fucking christ how did you know!?" or "You suck! I'm still crying from my hopes getting trampled all over now that Castiel and Meg have three children and live on a farm with cows and sheep and everything!"
(But seriously, I'm so weirdly sure of this that if it happens I don't want to go "I knew this all along! I just didn't, like, tell anyone")
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regates Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
I've been looking for this :D
I secretly believe you are right, what with how season 9 is going so far
fioleeisme Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
1 word hilarious make it 2 words true
Mubler Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
I bet that Cas gets a female character after he "dies".
He then doesn't tell Dean that he is Castiel. But he is (insert female name here) so then he will be a she.
So she gets Dean to fall in love with him.
Then afterwards Cas explains that she has always loved Dean. Longer than Dean even thinks.
So then they will start dating. They start hanging out and their first kiss is ecstatic described by the couple.

They then buy a pet dog after Sam had died. (They have to kill off one of them. It's Supernatural dudes. Think you can survive with out a heartbreak? Your wrong my strong fan girl. Just let me continue.)

They buy a dog named Samuel. Because why? Because Samuel is sweet. Castiel then feels sad when he hears Dean talk to Samuel and calling him "Sammy." Sharing stories of him and the original Sammy. Dean falls apart soon after and cries when the Samuel then feels sad that his owner is crying he latches on to Dean and comforts him. Dean then falls asleep after crying after his long lost brother. And none other than the mysterious person he only calls Cas. Castiel of course knows that he is Cas but the crying and falling apart is too much for her. The depression is so much that Castiel then goes off to search Sam's soul. Leaving a heartbroken and sad Dean behind with a dog named Samuel. Or better known as Sammy.

Castiel then returns in a few months. In the same female body.
She tries to tell Dean that she had to go to get something that will forgive her. Of course Dean doesn't believe it. But he is expecting it.
Castiel then says that the gift must find its way to Dean himself. No other clues are given. Dean then tells Castiel to "Fuck off"
Because he is suspecting that the poor angel had cheated on him during those months. The explanation is hopeless and Castiel returns to his favorite heaven. The Tuesday afternoon of the autistic man who drowned in a bathtub.

And after a month Sammy returns. The real Sammy.
Dean is taken aback and wonders is (Castiel. But female name please.) is behind of all this. He tests if Sam is a shapeshifter or anything else. He even makes sure that he is no Leviathan.

Dean asks how Sam got back and all Sam can say is that "Cas came back too. He resurrected me."
And that's when Dean knows. He prays for (the female name) and says that he knows that she is Castiel.
There is a minor commotion and Castiel comes back in his own vessel. Or Jimmy Novak.

There are emotions and crying. Hugs and really only kisses between Dean and Castiel.

Sam then asks about the dog. He gets to know little Samuel.
This brings a tear to Sam's eye. His own brother had missed him so that he had named his dog after himself.
Sam then gets to know that Dean and Cas were in love. They then truly try to work it out but there are minor problems. Sam gets to know that Dean spoke to little Sammy every evening telling stories of who is namesake was.
Hugs and crys later. Sam insists that they have to work things out.
He uses his secret weapon puppy eyes which little Sammy helps with.
Dean says he feels that his own dog is a traitor. But then gives a treat and goes to talk to Castiel.

Dean is not a homosexual man. So he pleads that if Cas truly wants to be with him. He has to be a female.
Few fights later Dean finds himself as a jackass. He of course tries to fix it by kissing Castiel who has now occupied a female body.
The things work out and they give it a shot.

Few months later Cas tells he is unable to bare children. He says it is important or they will have a nephilim child.
Dean is heartbroken but he accepts it. He wanted to be a father.

Few setbacks later, Dean gets to be a father by impregnating a woman who he and Castiel have chosen with good care.
Sammy too gets a family and well, it's roses and pansies after that. They get a child which is either a girl or a boy. They will name him/her after Deans parents. And one of Castiel's brothers. Or both to be exact. The two who he truly felt something for.
So let the child be John/Mary Gabriel/Balthazar Winchester.
(you choose)
Life is good. And everyone is happy.
Castiel and Dean raise their child to be aware of he dangers. But never allow the child to hunt. But to be the legacy.

The End.
JadeWinchester Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Writer
WWow YOU Should Make A fanfic Out Of that.
Kien-Lyons Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I just puked rainbows.
Mubler Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Thanks! It was just one of my long brain farts I get sometimes ^^
Kien-Lyons Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
T'was adorable.
Mewta Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Well at least we don't have to worry about castiel/meg happening now!
Riorae Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol He actually called Cas Castiel!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
SqueegeeThatsMe Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't worry, it won't happen. I don't think Dean will suddenly change his sexual orientation for an angel that's betrayed him several times.
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