The first Europeans to find America was Icelandic Vikings, and they managed to stay alive for some time before they got killed by the Indians and the winters. They called the land they found Vinland.
The original settlers on Greenland didn’t last long either.
hey, you could make a joke about spain talking to the other saying "guys look, I found this awesome piece of land on the other side of the sea, america!" and all the other going like "huh? yeah, we know about that. Everyone knows!"