Yeah, people are always talking about it, but I had never imagined I, of all people, would get "groupies".

Seriously, the first time it happened I didn't even notice because I didn't think someone like that would hit on me and it had to be pointed out to me, and then I was like, "Wait...
You're hitting on
me?!?"
Conclusion? If you want to date people who are way up over your standard, get minor internet fame.

The Muslim girl may seem a bit random, but for whatever reason two (maybe three) Muslim girls from very religious homes have fallen in love with me over the course of my life so far. Both cute and tragic really...
I hope they found happiness and a loving partner.
I don't want internet famez though... just a nice guy/girl/guys/girls/random combo to be happy with who doesn't look at me like I'm some sort of cute fungal disease with no cure.