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Better late than never by humon Better late than never by humon
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A lot of Europeans have asked if I would do a comic about how some Americans act like they personally ended WWII, and the irony of "Do you speak German? No? You're welcome!" of course being that a lot of countries outside of Germany are taught German in school. Not because of WWII, but because Germany is a big and important country so it helps to understand the language. Even I who can only speak very little German understand quite a bit of it, and I don't even know why. :XD:

Next after Sweden and Norway, Germany is Denmark's best friend, especially in the tourist season. They have always had a bit of a "I hate to love you" relationship ranging from Denmark still imitating Germany when they were at war, to Germany still wanting to go to Denmark even after it felt betrayed when Denmark briefly got it's border control back.

Even during WWII Nazi Germany treated Denmark nicely (Well, as nicely as Nazi Germany could treat anyone) and made it possible for Denmark to ship 99% of it's Jews to Sweden before Denmark got invaded and then made an agreement with Nazi Germany that the remaining Danish Jews weren't allowed to get killed (mind you, at first a lot died anyway because of the poor conditions, but they got their own special areas when the Danish goverment found out about it) and not be sent to the really bad concentration camps. Danish Jews became quite popular in the camps they went to because the guards would usually steal the food that was sent to people in the camps, but only stole cigarettes and candy from the Danish Jews thanks to the agreement, so they had something to share with people.

And that is the long answer as to why Denmark don't want America to beat Germany up. The short answer being "because he wants Germany to visit his beaches" ;)

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bubble-blast Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hey I'm half german XD
yoyohotmanjesus Featured By Owner Edited Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It's things like this that make me embarrassed to be an American.

But then I remember we have White Castle and everything is all better. God I love those little sliders... 
yellowgirl0113love Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Student Artist
Germany looks cute :3333
backup-character Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
"What is that an innuendo for?!" pfffffft homygod. I love these
LordMars Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Germany's face:)))) you've made my day:squee: 
Tealinia93 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To be fair, that joke is mostly used as a retaliation, (usually to the French, lol), who make fun of Americans for their culture.
sansfure Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
I might be American, but god damn if this didn't make me burst out laughing.
Abby7horizon Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
LOLOLOL!!! Still laughing!

This is great. And unfortunately, very accurate thanks to the new guy in office.
WakkoDemonBoy Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
Yeah, america kinda does that
SchattenLotus Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
Germany and a " Wurst " ... ... :devilish: :XD:
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