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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:
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:iconloewenherz:
Loewenherz Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
Hmmm does it really work out? If you look at the actual list of "people per kilometer / mile squared" for the countries of the world most of Scandinavia is at the tiny end. Denmark would be by far the "largest" (of course, little country, pretty large population....) Sweden on the other end has too much land for its inhabitants... :D Finland is the worst of in this statistic.
Oh and Jan Meyen or Greenland would practically be girls *duck and cover*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_…
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:iconfunsizedotaku:
funsizedOtaku Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Student General Artist
*Koff*China*koff*
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:icondmagine:
Dmagine Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Imagine Russia´s dick size.
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:iconfunsizedotaku:
funsizedOtaku Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Student General Artist
XD I just snorted
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:icondmagine:
Dmagine Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Was it too big?
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:iconloewenherz:
Loewenherz Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
Dude, Russia on a map is ginormous... anything below a billion will give them a micropenis in this chart... The list on Wikipedia for population density puts Russia on Place 217 out of 244 "contestants".
But then it might explain their "shopping tours" of lately... how densely populated ARE crimea and the eastern half of Ukraine anyway? :D
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:iconzandiazz:
Zandiazz Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sweden x Åland ftw XD

(I'm swedish, so I guess I'm with sweden o//v//o)
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015
I'm with Finland! XD
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:iconsuperdaughter2:
Superdaughter2 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
-cover my eyes-
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:iconspiritswriter123:
Spiritswriter123 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Iceland...
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:iconcatttaco:
CaTTTaco Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student General Artist
Exactly what I thought a second ago.
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:iconprosecutorblackquill:
*looks at Vatikan*
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:iconkoszernylosiu:
koszernylosiu Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
^ YOU
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:iconxx-your-mom-xx:
xX-Your-Mom-Xx Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Trust Denmark to yell something like that. XD 
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:iconpsychoticnicholai:
PsychoticNicholai Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
China must be throwing a huge party then
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:iconcycloethan:
Cycloethan Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
But what about Vatic... oh, that surely explains celibacy.
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:iconinfn555:
InfN555 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
*looks at India*
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:iconsafiapark:
safiapark Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahaha. :D 
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:iconresidentevilhetalia:
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student General Artist
I think Ice needs a hug XD
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:iconriverstarmontenegro:
RiverStarMontenegro Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
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:iconhetalialillian:
HetaliaLillian Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
the look on fins face in the last panel is scary D:
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:iconqeeeeep:
Qeeeeep Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
oh Iceland 'll take ya :D
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:iconsarabeydoun51:
sarabeydoun51 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Artist
it's not iceland... its Åland.
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:iconqeeeeep:
Qeeeeep Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
No i mean iceland........
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:iconsarabeydoun51:
sarabeydoun51 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Artist
alright... wait, i see him now! nevermind
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:iconqeeeeep:
Qeeeeep Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
yea that's what I thought :XD:
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:iconresidentevilhetalia:
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Look at Iceland xD
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:iconkjokjojessica:
kjokjojessica Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This gets funnier with time.
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:icontwilarose:
Twilarose Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Writer
I like how Iceland just slips away! LOL
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:iconnot-so-kreepy:
not-so-kreepy Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
dam I hate Finland so much even doing nothing he looks like an asshole other then that this was hilarious
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:iconpyschoanicberry:
PyschoanicBerry Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
iceee your face in the first panel c: <33
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:iconpuddingluvr:
Puddingluvr Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Where did Iceland go? He's only in the first pannel.
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:icongrimdarksnake:
gRiMdArKsNaKe Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
he ran off in embarassment due to having the smallest penis xD
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:iconmarrroes:
Marrroes Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, America has, like, over a million people living in it (I really have no Idea) And in the Netherlands are 16,700,000 people living... or something like that, But he's such a small country!
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:iconmetalclaw65:
Metalclaw65 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
America's got a lot more than a million people. We've got over 300 million!
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:iconmarrroes:
Marrroes Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

Yeah I think I meant a billion at that time, I don't even remember typing that XD Though now that I think about it, a billion is a lot too XD

I blame language barriers! I didn't even know how to type the Netherlands had 16 million people living in it >.<

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:iconzecchou:
zecchou Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sweden actually reached 9 millions now c:
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:iconhebi-suki:
Hebi-suki Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Denmark looks like Peter here XD
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:iconpossumtool:
PossumTool Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I really like how you put humor inside of this little comics :nod:
Some of them is relly intresting and sometimes Im learning about it.
Keep the great work!
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Iseria2you Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL!

Did you know Canada has less population than Norway per km? ^___________________________________________________________________________^
Norway is both the size and close to populatin of British Columbia, one of the districts. Close to, because we have more people! Lol!
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:iconwildzyria:
WildZyria Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahaha! I looove Norway in this! :heart: So typical!
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:iconsnowfox693:
SnowFox693 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
*snickers* Don't forget about Russia...
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:icongoldenfire89:
GoldenFire89 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
ALAND'S FAAAACE!!!! and Iceland slinking away. haha Sweden, busted.
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:iconzkgawlak:
zkgawlak Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very true

but we have a really small population which makes it worse to compare to the size of Canada
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:iconihopeidiefeeling:
ihopeidiefeeling Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
One word: China.
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:iconburntscones:
BurntScones Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
India as well!
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:iconihopeidiefeeling:
ihopeidiefeeling Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Indeed.
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:iconxdb5:
XDB5 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
for some reason i read 'evil snigger' as 'evil sexy nigger'
not that it doesnt sound smexy *
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:iconhetalialover345:
hetalialover345 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahaha omfg
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