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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015
I'm with Finland! XD
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:iconsuperdaughter2:
Superdaughter2 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
-cover my eyes-
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:iconspiritswriter123:
Spiritswriter123 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Iceland...
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:iconcatttaco:
CaTTTaco Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student General Artist
Exactly what I thought a second ago.
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:iconprosecutorblackquill:
*looks at Vatikan*
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:iconkoszernylosiu:
koszernylosiu Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
^ YOU
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:iconxx-your-mom-xx:
xX-Your-Mom-Xx Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Trust Denmark to yell something like that. XD 
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:iconpsychoticnicholai:
PsychoticNicholai Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
China must be throwing a huge party then
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:iconcycloethan:
Cycloethan Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
But what about Vatic... oh, that surely explains celibacy.
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:iconinfn555:
InfN555 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
*looks at India*
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:iconsafiapark:
safiapark Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahaha. :D 
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:iconresidentevilhetalia:
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student General Artist
I think Ice needs a hug XD
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:iconriverstarmontenegro:
RiverStarMontenegro Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
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:iconhetalialillian:
HetaliaLillian Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
the look on fins face in the last panel is scary D:
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:iconqeeeeep:
Qeeeeep Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
oh Iceland 'll take ya :D
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:iconsarabeydoun51:
sarabeydoun51 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Artist
it's not iceland... its Åland.
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:iconqeeeeep:
Qeeeeep Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
No i mean iceland........
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:iconsarabeydoun51:
sarabeydoun51 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Artist
alright... wait, i see him now! nevermind
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:iconqeeeeep:
Qeeeeep Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
yea that's what I thought :XD:
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:iconresidentevilhetalia:
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Look at Iceland xD
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:iconkjokjojessica:
kjokjojessica Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This gets funnier with time.
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:icontwilarose:
Twilarose Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student Writer
I like how Iceland just slips away! LOL
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:iconnot-so-kreepy:
not-so-kreepy Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
dam I hate Finland so much even doing nothing he looks like an asshole other then that this was hilarious
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:iconpyschoanicberry:
PyschoanicBerry Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
iceee your face in the first panel c: <33
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:iconpuddingluvr:
Puddingluvr Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Where did Iceland go? He's only in the first pannel.
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:icongrimdarksnake:
gRiMdArKsNaKe Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
he ran off in embarassment due to having the smallest penis xD
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Marrroes Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, America has, like, over a million people living in it (I really have no Idea) And in the Netherlands are 16,700,000 people living... or something like that, But he's such a small country!
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:iconmetalclaw65:
Metalclaw65 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
America's got a lot more than a million people. We've got over 300 million!
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:iconmarrroes:
Marrroes Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

Yeah I think I meant a billion at that time, I don't even remember typing that XD Though now that I think about it, a billion is a lot too XD

I blame language barriers! I didn't even know how to type the Netherlands had 16 million people living in it >.<

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:iconzecchou:
zecchou Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sweden actually reached 9 millions now c:
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:iconhebi-suki:
Hebi-suki Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Denmark looks like Peter here XD
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:iconpossumtool:
PossumTool Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I really like how you put humor inside of this little comics :nod:
Some of them is relly intresting and sometimes Im learning about it.
Keep the great work!
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Iseria2you Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL!

Did you know Canada has less population than Norway per km? ^___________________________________________________________________________^
Norway is both the size and close to populatin of British Columbia, one of the districts. Close to, because we have more people! Lol!
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:iconwildzyria:
WildZyria Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahaha! I looove Norway in this! :heart: So typical!
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:iconsnowfox693:
SnowFox693 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
*snickers* Don't forget about Russia...
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:icongoldenfire89:
GoldenFire89 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
ALAND'S FAAAACE!!!! and Iceland slinking away. haha Sweden, busted.
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:iconzkgawlak:
zkgawlak Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very true

but we have a really small population which makes it worse to compare to the size of Canada
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:iconihopeidiefeeling:
ihopeidiefeeling Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
One word: China.
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:iconburntscones:
BurntScones Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
India as well!
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:iconihopeidiefeeling:
ihopeidiefeeling Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Indeed.
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:iconxdb5:
XDB5 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
for some reason i read 'evil snigger' as 'evil sexy nigger'
not that it doesnt sound smexy *
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:iconhetalialover345:
hetalialover345 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahaha omfg
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:iconcassmonsta:
Cassmonsta Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Oh, nevermind, found one. XD
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:iconcassmonsta:
Cassmonsta Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Poor Canadians, lol. Imma Canadian, and its actually a good thing that we dont have a huge population, because then theres less pollution all around. And Humon, have you ever drawn anything for us Canadians? Im really curious to what we'd look like in your eyes. :D
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:icon12italysonicfan:
12italysonicfan Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
HETALIA!!!
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:iconkayanne21:
kayanne21 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This comic has the best one liners
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:iconfigureskaterchick1:
figureskaterchick1 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012
CANADIAN AND PROUD lol xD
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:iconkutanra:
Kutanra Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
which is funny considering Sweden and Iceland's attitudes in the shower scene XD
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:iconrosesofsnow:
rosesofsnow Featured By Owner May 11, 2012
Norway just passed 5,000 000...
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