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Broken Music by humon Broken Music by humon
A few days ago I was minding my own business watching TV here in England, when an ice cream van drove by.

English ice cream vans sounds nothing like the Danish ones, and it is quite possibly the most horrifying sound I have ever heard. In Denmark it's just a bell going DING DING DING. Here it's the sound of broken children's music, like and old scratched record that has been slowed down a bit. :fear:


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Awesomely-Happy-Hero Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I live in America here, and I can tell you that our ice cream trucks USED to play cute, innocent children's music. Which, you know, you would probably find creepy, but I grew up with it. Lately, though, the ones that drive by say "Hello" every time a song ends. It's creepy as all-get-out. *shudders*
Crossover-lover56 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I know how you feel everywhere i live i keep hearing the same chime over and over again since i was about 8 or 9
Julesworld99 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013  Student Writer
Never before have I heard a ice cream truck as the bringer of nightmares
Ask-Lovisa17 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In Sweden everyone sings "Vi lurar små barn, vi lurar små barn. På deras sexårs dag" :3
proud2bstalker Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
in the philippines there are 2 well known brands: Magnolia and Selecta
People made a spoof for their ice cream tune:
"Ang Selecta at Magnolia ay parehas ang tunog kaya walang bumibili"
Translation: Selecta and magnolia have the same sound so nobody buys :)
Ask-Lovisa17 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD D'aaw that's so cool! We have many versions like: Vi knullar små barn vi knullar små barn på deras sex års dag. Which means: We fuck small kids we fuck small kids on their six years day. And we have: Vi lurar små barn vi lurar små barn på deras veckopeng. Which means: We fool small kids we fool small kids on their week money. Idfk what it's called in English
proud2bstalker Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
hahahahahahaha! the masses have their quirks :)
Ask-Lovisa17 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Yep!
DisheveledinDesire Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
The Entertainer interspersed with random hellos has gotten creepier as I've gotten older.
JackieReaper Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
wtf ahahahahahhahahah
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