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Crazy Hyenas by humon Crazy Hyenas by humon
Spotted hyenas are fucking crazy. :XD:

They say spotted hyenas and lions are arch enemies, and a humanised version of their rivalry would probably make for some interesting stories. Because a lion pack is also made up of a lot of strong women, and unlike the hyenas lions don't have a real hierarchy.
We tend to think of the male lion as being head of the pack because he is stronger and can beat a female, but it's common for the females to gang up on him when they think he is being too cocky and need to be put in his place. So it isn't like the hyenas where lower members don't dare attack the higher ones.
Doesn't make the lions saints though. They steal the hyenas' food more often than the other way around.

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CommanderFluffFluff Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is kinda cute
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The-Diesis Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow... talk about abusive relationships 0.0
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swayingmetal Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
Whenever I read things about animals haveing the female be domaint always makes me feel insecure.I don't know, it doesn't affect me at all.
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VikingPoneSwordsgirl Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: I wish this was possible in humans
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sypueria Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
i think it is actually evolving into this cosnidering how things in life has changed over the last 100 years xD
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Jdailey1991 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
Am I the only one who compares the Spotted Hyena to the Amazon warrior of Greek myth?
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takkogurl Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
wtf that's crazy
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Nikiosko Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
That's... strange... in an oddly hot way Sweating a little... 
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Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
:iconikrplz:
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CommanderFluffFluff Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
totally 
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RubyKagamine Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013
XD When I read more of these comics, the only thing going through my head is
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lorenavldz09 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I always thought female hyenas being transvestites with their genitals was weird, but that's life 4 u O.O
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KnightsAndDragons Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I actually already knew about this... But this is awesome anyway.
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Akaipantsu Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is the best educational picture on the internet.
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anazamora1 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This made my day since the guy looks utterly adorable -squeal- umm*clears throat* awesome drawing pal~!
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha no need to hide it~
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anazamora1 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:3 I know
 I just you know there adorable~!
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
[ just love the pic for this one!
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
wow those poor poor males!
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tdkoontz Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
here is a great option
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WaterbendingQueer Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Humans need pseudo-penises!!
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Naara-Kantayeni Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Female humans need pseudo-penises. So rape won't exist anymore. ('xcept backdoors... >_>;)
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WaterbendingQueer Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah...not sure how we are gunna evolve to solve that part of the equation...
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swayingmetal Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
Penalty for rape should be notering like a dog (I dont know if rapeing is a genetic thing)
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WaterbendingQueer Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Student General Artist
O_o?
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Kiora-On-The-Lake Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poor male looks so pathetic and hug-able XD Insta-fav
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SilverScreams999 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013
I love the whole "the same way other animals present their throats"
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Rontaire Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student
So the women over power?
PFT- i wish life was like that T.T
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GShepherd17 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh believe that is how it goes. Half the time men are just to macho are unable to even comprehend such an idea.

Believe me. It all boils down to the individual
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Rontaire Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Student
I'm aware. I just wish some men were a bit more open minded about the idea of it. 
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GShepherd17 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many are. You just have to see the world for it instead a small group. Many males wre intimated by a strong female, which is why some are so against it.

Not all men are perverts, not all men are close minded, and certaintly not all men are the same. Just have to keep a clear vision.
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Rontaire Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student
You're right, that's very true :3
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nanonear Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad I'm not a hyena... though... It may not make that great of a differense to my life... ^^; There are too many strong females around me, and I'm weak. XD
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AuretheAudio Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
This series of drawings is pretty darn funny. And I love the style of the characters. A rather interesting take on animal reproduction facts.
Kudos!
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darkdoomer Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
and this is why hyenas are always laughing.
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CryptidLover17 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
Poor little male hyena. He always gets abusived and molested by the stronger female. And by the looks of it, he's probably very scared when it's time for sex since her private parts are more like a penis than vagina. And since the female has a penis and is more dominant and agressive than him, I think we all know he's the one who has to bend over when she's in the mood
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ntherewas1 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
now the hyenas from the lion king finally make sense!! so the female is NATURALLY the stronger one!
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Evometheus6082 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I really hope my future lady friend is not a abusive sexaholic pervert who rapes me anytime she gets and tells me I am enjoying when i'am not
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Yerac Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Writer
You know, from what I've read spotted hyenas can make for loyal and affectionate pets... albeit with bone-crushing teeth, troublesome size and a complete inability to be housetrained.
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NixKat Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So educational and fun.
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CryptidLover17 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Yep, this is exactly why these are my favorite mammals. I don't know why he's upset because I would die for a tall, strong, amazon lady
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UltimateSketchQueen Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The saddest part about this, however, is that when female hyenas give birth...
The hyena cubs have to tear through her "penis" to be born.

This is why I'm fairly certain all women who were evil in their past life are reborn as hyenas.
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