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Crazy Hyenas by humon Crazy Hyenas by humon
Spotted hyenas are fucking crazy. :XD:

They say spotted hyenas and lions are arch enemies, and a humanised version of their rivalry would probably make for some interesting stories. Because a lion pack is also made up of a lot of strong women, and unlike the hyenas lions don't have a real hierarchy.
We tend to think of the male lion as being head of the pack because he is stronger and can beat a female, but it's common for the females to gang up on him when they think he is being too cocky and need to be put in his place. So it isn't like the hyenas where lower members don't dare attack the higher ones.
Doesn't make the lions saints though. They steal the hyenas' food more often than the other way around.

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:iconfarhanrizal:
farhanrizal Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2016  Hobbyist
They WHAAAAT?
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vulcanfirelizard75 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love hyenas but this is why I don't like them at the same time
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Shade-Foxy-Wolf Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why do I love this omg
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:iconluis-gah:
luis-GAH Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
hoooooly shit… Mother nature likes futas too!…
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:iconjoe-jostar-mega:
Joe-jostar-mega Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016  Student Filmographer
Why'd Females Human didn't development an pseudo-penis?
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alex674 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sure they do but its very rare.

I read in a book that there are accounts of Roman gladiator women having abnormally large clits.

I was surprised when I read that!
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Astrall99 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Cause it's unnecessary?
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:iconjoe-jostar-mega:
Joe-jostar-mega Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2016  Student Filmographer
I would imagine it.....
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:icontomboyjessie13:
TomboyJessie13 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Student General Artist
Sweet mother of god
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1sthi1357 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn nature
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DoodleTheDemon89 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Student General Artist
Yay! Girl power! 
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:iconrancor-palmach:
Rancor-Palmach Featured By Owner Edited Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
They also have one of, if not THE strongest bite of any mammal, and pretty much fear nothing, not lions, leopards, they ain't scared of jack crap, meaning humans aren't gonna be something they'll take mess from...

Moral of the story...
DO NOT FUCK WITH HYENAS!

You will regret that life choice!
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haleigh426 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Oh my god.😧
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:iconrancor-palmach:
Rancor-Palmach Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep, they're fearless, AND they have a bite force of 1,100 pounds per square inch...
Enough to crush bone with ease...
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DawgBluud Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I think they have like the 6th strongest bite of any animal. -They actually have stronger jaw muscles than a fucking great white shark.
I watched this lion biting down on a hyena in a video once and when the lion thought he'd done it, she jumped up and bit him in the lip. Unfortunately, a couple other lions joined in and killed her but she was pretty fearless.
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Rancor-Palmach Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Case in point...
Hyenas are cray cray....
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Biohazard00 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh
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T-L-G-T-W Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Call me crazy, but I don't think human males show kindness towards their human female partners being violent towards them less than other human females.
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luigisjuy Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Professional Filmographer
"Because a lion pack is also made up of a lot of strong women"and muscle dominator women jaja
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flower2563 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 7, 2016  Hobbyist
*claps*

GO SPOTTED HYENAS! 
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bravebravesirbrian Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like how you know all this stuff about animals, and explain it in entertaining drawings!

Keep up the good work!
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MrMudkip3660 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nature is very, VERY strange.
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PolymerWantACracker Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So THIS is where this is from! I feel like I'm meeting a celebrity...
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SweetKawaiiPup Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*claps*
yey :D
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Skrrix Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Dat's 2Sp00cky4m3 m8
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FollowTheRattlesnake Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016
...And the Snake can kill both. Follow it...
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TheWolfLamb Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
aww I feel bad for the males
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AlvaroMurga Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Professional Artist
Next time when some conservative defender use the naturalist fallacy as argument, remember the spotted hyena.
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Miyooooh Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015  Student General Artist
weeeeeeeeeeird
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Readmagine Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
i remember seeing this when i was 9 
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Boyslenderp Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Dix
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elementaltable Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
That is so sad. ;-;
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xT3CHNO-W1NGx Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
Wow, nature is such a great thing XD
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Should Censored replaces XXX now?
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The more you know amiright?
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- walks away -
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mohan11261126 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WOW!. XD :)
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HSPaint Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Welp, ya learn something new everyday.
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