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Crazy Hyenas by humon Crazy Hyenas by humon
Spotted hyenas are fucking crazy. :XD:

They say spotted hyenas and lions are arch enemies, and a humanised version of their rivalry would probably make for some interesting stories. Because a lion pack is also made up of a lot of strong women, and unlike the hyenas lions don't have a real hierarchy.
We tend to think of the male lion as being head of the pack because he is stronger and can beat a female, but it's common for the females to gang up on him when they think he is being too cocky and need to be put in his place. So it isn't like the hyenas where lower members don't dare attack the higher ones.
Doesn't make the lions saints though. They steal the hyenas' food more often than the other way around.

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ShadMoon-Art Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahaaaa!
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herpinderpinlol Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015
This is fine. Seriously.
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Portelakrystal Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist
Person, your posts are awesome ^_^
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:iconseankenstien:
Seankenstien Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
Never thought I'd say this but... Damn, I wish I was a hyena!
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Redlight47 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015
Are you a woman?
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:iconkatarinadreams:
KatarinaDreams Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
there's a pair of hyenas featured in Beyonce's Girls (Run the World) music video
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:iconghostoftheemptygrave:
Well, the female spiders eat the males after mating. So make hyenas don't have it as bad as male spiders...
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KatarinaDreams Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
praying mantises too
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:iconghostoftheemptygrave:
Just the heads in that case.
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:iconkatarinadreams:
KatarinaDreams Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
om nom nom
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:iconghostoftheemptygrave:
I'm glad I'm not one of these guys...
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:iconkatarinadreams:
KatarinaDreams Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
indeed
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:iconghostoftheemptygrave:
:nod: Nature can be scary...
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:iconkatarinadreams:
KatarinaDreams Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
rawr
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Cyndergirl211 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
WAT
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dragonsrule04 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The girls have male parts?! Man, if that was real I would go nuts.. ( no pun intended )
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MamaBunyip Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not really the case of females having male parts.
The pseudo penis isn't actually a penis, so you can't really say that they have the parts that the males have. They don't have pseudo testicles either.

Their pseudo penis is actually an elongated clitoris that has evolved to look like a penis, but it's just for show.
It actually folds in when hyenas mate, to allow the male to enter the female, and because of how long and narrow the passage is, can actually tear during birth. Which actually can result in the female hyena dying from infection, etc.
So, it has both pros and cons.
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dragonsrule04 Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok, that actually makes sense. I feel bad for females though... :(
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:iconnotori0us7:
Notori0us7 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student General Artist
I wanna be a hyena
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:iconshewolf66:
shewolf66 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Woooow >-<

Lol
Just
Woah......





#GirlPowah
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:iconlmfaorox-minecraft:
LMFAOROX-MINECRAFT Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
now i know what im gonna be( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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H0M357UCKgirlF0R3V3R Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm getting smarter and smarter with each picture
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:icongothdicax:
GothDicax Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Interesting....
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:iconjlm16:
Jlm16 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
Gnolls just became one of the most interesting D&D monsters ever.
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:iconcupcakequeen16:
Cupcakequeen16 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Never knew female hyenas are so bad ass. XD
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Firered1227 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconfirered1227:
Firered1227 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
         
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:iconfirered1227:
Firered1227 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ALSO tanchanplz fish with heaphones
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:iconkatarinadreams:
KatarinaDreams Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
that's cute
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:iconfirered1227:
Firered1227 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
;p thanks
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:iconfirered1227:
Firered1227 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
dont ask why
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:iconfirered1227:
Firered1227 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
@_@._. um :bipolar: WHAT!?
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:iconrandomwolfdragon:
randomwolfdragon Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist
what
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xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Artist
what the
hyena females


my brain
its confused
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:iconsheepwithatie:
SheepWithATie Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Student General Artist
so

is mine

Eye Zoom 
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:iconxxdoctormythxx:
xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Student Artist
My god
what if we human girls had..

male parts :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz:
Wow now i can say my oc is a hyena
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:iconsheepwithatie:
SheepWithATie Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Student General Artist
//goes and makes a spotted hyena character
for absolutely no reason whatsoever//
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:iconxxdoctormythxx:
xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Student Artist
Hahah XD
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:icontythedarklord:
TyTheDarkLord Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015
So it's like futinari?
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:iconxilramadopts:
XilramAdopts Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Futanari?
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:icontythedarklord:
TyTheDarkLord Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
girls with male parts O.O
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:iconxilramadopts:
XilramAdopts Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nono, I mean, I was correcting the spelling :") sorry!
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:icontythedarklord:
TyTheDarkLord Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
ohh, sorry, im not always the best with spelling, especially on computers!
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xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Artist
isnt that called a shemale
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:iconsnowycity:
SnowyCity Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, "shemale" is slang and often can be offensive to transgender people. 
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xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Student Artist
Oooh
i didnt know 030
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:icontythedarklord:
TyTheDarkLord Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
........................................................maybe
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xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Artist
:iconthinkingplz: i even have an oc i dont know the gender of 



genderconfused ahaha...bad pun *kills herself*
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:icontythedarklord:
TyTheDarkLord Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
ha ha, kills you too. i dont know what my character's true thought of her gender is either...
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xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Student Artist
No thats the fun of it, if people were to ask me if i know, i dont know!
They'll have to find out lol

btw i asked many people and most said that Spade looks like a she
but who knows
maybe its both :eyes:
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