Nothing makes me more happy than drawing Agent 300 and 250 these days, and I got a strong desire to draw Agent 300 "Scotting out" after hearing this [link]
Also, a lot of people think he's English because of the way he acts and dress, and because I don't write accents it's easy to get confused.
The log throwing he is talking about is the Scottish sport Caber Toss [link]
The Highland Sword Dance is this awesome thing [link]
(The way their kilts move is freaking hypnotic!)
And finally the Foxtrot for those who don't know what it looks like [link]
EDIT: I can tell I fail a sport jokes. 300 boasting that he can throw the log far is supposed to indicate that he can't throw it straight *wink wink*