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Ah yes, Canada and Denmark's epic battle for Hans Island.

Hans Island is the smallest of three islands not far from Greenland's coast, and Canada and Denmark have been fighting over it for years.

War ships from both sides patrol the area, and when they encounter each other they...show their flags.
When the soldiers leave the ships they...take the other side's flag down and raise their own.
Sometimes they leave a bottle of whiskey for each other too.

Quite possibly the tamest war ever, yet USA and Sweden have tried their best to make the sides hate each other. USA's media have had stories about Denmark "invading Canadian soil" and Swedish media had a few stories about it as well and later comedians called Danish politicians and pretended to be Canadian politicians.

So far it hasn't really worked. :XD:
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:icondkd1515d:
dkd1515d Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015
This is how all wars should be.
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:iconkyrtuck:
kyrtuck Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So denmark doesn't hate all animals afterall.
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:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Student General Artist
*waves white flag around* epic flag-waving time!
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:iconthejboy88:
Thejboy88 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
What could possibly be on that island that these two faraway nations would fight over it? Probably not very much if they're not even trading blows.
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Summerstride Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I'll admit, between Joel from Roosterteeth, and the Hetalia pictures I've seen, I expected a "Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss. Kiss."
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:iconziggy-foxcat:
Ziggy-FoxCat Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I love how America is so big and muscular as compared to the other countries. :dummy:
Bet he's not very smart either... >.>
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
Oh, they're so cute~ I suggest joint custody.
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:iconlupus-stellam:
lupus-stellam Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Oh God....
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:iconphantomdrac1820:
phantomdrac1820 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Forget this. I CLAIM THIS PUPPY FOR EDEN!!!! * holds up Lion King style and walks off*



this is so kawaii, i love it.
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:icondraechaeli:
draechaeli Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
that is great!
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:icondogfreak1233:
Dogfreak1233 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
That is awesome. Lol XD
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:iconlithael-sirux:
Lithael-Sirux Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
awwwwwww
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:iconeternalsurvivor:
EternalSurvivor Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, Denmark and Canada are now in the process of splitting the island in half and each taking part XD
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Smashfanful Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student General Artist
You mean Greenland?
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:iconeternalsurvivor:
EternalSurvivor Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
what the hell no ._.
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:iconlocknessmonster292:
locknessmonster292 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is why I love Canada.
DX
Why couldn't I have been born there??
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Dark-Videogamer Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it's not all that great here.. kinda slow moving ^u^;
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:iconlocknessmonster292:
locknessmonster292 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes, but it's too fast moving here. I'm in Florida. And usually tourist places aren't the best places to live.
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Dark-Videogamer Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
odd how that contrast is.

That is true considering I live in a tourist place as well >.> very weather dependent.
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locknessmonster292 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it nice where you live, people-wise? Florida isn't that great if you want to make friends. People are too busy, or too rude, or too shallow, etc.
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Dark-Videogamer Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well it really depends, there are some nice people, there are some mean people, there are polite people and rude people. Where I live is rather laid back but at the same time it can be too laid back where a lot of people hate the fact nothing really exciting happens where I live. I think generally the area is nice but it's because it's so small everyone has grown up with each other and learned to tolerate each other as they've grown up together.
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locknessmonster292 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't know if that's great or depressing.
I guess it's different looking at it from an outside view. I grew up about the exact opposite of that, so I couldn't imagine it.
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Dark-Videogamer Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah that's often the mixed feeling when hearing about it.
it really is, as i moved to a faster paced city for a few months and realized how lonely a big city is. [odd sounding isn't it.] I honestly felt more lonely in the city than I do out here in the country where you have to literally drive everywhere and anywhere to do much.
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aCeofSpades02 Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol. Canada and Denmark are too cute in this comic.
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Julesworld99 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Student Writer
*face palm*
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EyelessDonovan Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I read a lot of "Canada needs a makeover"and the men dont look like that comments, makes me giggle because Canada looks like a my (Canadian) boyfriend in chibi form :3 :love:
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AtomicBonzai Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
and meanwhile, the dog did not have any fuck to give
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BlizzardIceFox Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
lol
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CopaceticChaos Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Student General Artist
"War ships from both sides patrol the area, and when they encounter each other they...show their flags.
When the soldiers leave the ships they...take the other side's flag down and raise their own." From what I learned, it's actually a formal greeting between foreign ships who happen to pass each other.
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RynnLight Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep, that's us Canadians lol
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:iconcultistofvertigo:
cultistofvertigo Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
RIP HIS HEAD OFF, CANADA!!! EAT HIS FACE!!! D:<

RAWR

Sincerely yours,
United States

p.s. can I please watch picnicface episodes now? :c
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:icontrinitykitteh:
Trinitykitteh Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
b-but we're pacifists D:
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:iconchrono2455:
chrono2455 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
Truly, the only option is to move in together as best buddies and share ownership! <3
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ksj7700 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What I'm curious about is who won?
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:iconsavatoriebandit:
SavatorieBandit Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Then during the 'epic fight' the dog casually liked his/her private parts c:
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supersockmonkey Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
...idk what to say about how canada looks :shifty:... we no look like that :XD:....... but ya we fight like that sometimes...... NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! :XD:
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NamineNobody Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xDD so it's just a big game of capture the flag! lol
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:iconariellehermes:
ArielleHermes Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
we are just not violent ^^;

**flag fight!**
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:iconimnurhest:
Imnurhest Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, but we're serious about keeping peace.

As told by my dad, there used to be a rogue sniper in Canada. The Canadian army took him into a room and showed him tapes of him shooting people.
A general said to him, "So, this is you shooting people. And this is you shooting more people...and more..."
"Yeah, so?"
"If you do that again, we're going to shoot you."

True story, apparently. Canada FTW!
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drewjanes Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
canada.. needs a make over...

sincerely, a canadian.
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Onlynameleft2pick Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
How embarrassing. :blush:
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xXxSketch-OF-DoomxXx Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012
Lols aaaah Canada How timid thee be. <3
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:iconkidofburden:
kidofburden Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
If only all wars could be fought this way.
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:iconimnurhest:
Imnurhest Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah...no casualties and all can be forgiven quickly.
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Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
Denmark is the canada of Europe... in other words they both suck.

In other news, what's denmark using that vast wasteland of worthless land in North America, I beleive we call it Greenland?
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:iconimnurhest:
Imnurhest Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh we suck, do we?
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:iconanonymous10000:
Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
A bit...
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:iconimnurhest:
Imnurhest Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Psh. Fine, I suppose that sort of thinking comes from someone who didn't live in Canada.
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:icondeadmeat553:
Deadmeat553 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yup, we Americans love a good fight... Sigh...
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DreamOfRain Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
Canada reminds me of a less manly version of Hyde from That's 70's Show.
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