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Either way it's hot by humon Either way it's hot by humon
Either he looks scared and those girls are mean bitches, or he’s smiling and they’re hot bitches.

This room had quite a few statues that would qualify as fetish art for most people, but because they’re made of white marble and fairly old, they are suitable for primary school fieldtrips. Thank you god!!
I would love to see a “Night at the Museum” movie take place here. :XD:

The statues can be found in Glyptoteket in Copenhagen.
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep. Go figure. Humans are weird. Great pic tho xD
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BlueRoseKelly Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
Yes that would be histerical! XD
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:iconleo-darkheart:
leo-darkheart Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Awesome! ^_^
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0L50NJ4 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
totally ;-D!
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BAmante63 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
great photo
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:iconred-x-snow:
red-X-snow Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Student General Artist
You are so right! Lots of these statues definitely look like fetish art! ^_^
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:iconlmoonga:
lmoonga Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Student
Love you description.
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:iconkohaku-dono:
kohaku-dono Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
*laughs*
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:iconnicstr96:
nicstr96 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I see that they even had bondage back then. XXXXD
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:iconradenwa:
RadenWA Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Student General Artist
The only thing they need are latex suits in the renaissance.
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shydaisy Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Student Digital Artist
the way you put the situation of this photo makes you could like my sassy art teacher xD
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:iconcatalina-wingstorm:
catalina-wingstorm Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
Love your twist on this!!! :D
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:icongreenleaffrog:
Greenleaffrog Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Gorgeous!

The light is just gorgoeus! :clap:

:love:
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:iconsparvel:
Sparvel Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
Ive been there and i loved it! :D
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:icononi-gil:
Oni-Gil Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist
Do you remember what the title of this statue is? I'd like to use it as a pose reference, but I need to know what I'm crediting!
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xosofine02 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
I spot Phryne on the left! One of my favorite poses
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ApricotKnight Featured By Owner May 28, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
What Collection was this hahahaha
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sleurope Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
"I would love to see a “Night at the Museum” movie take place here" - probably it would turn into a porn movie. =)
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avatargrl Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
........Oh why yes. owo
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Snauggert Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
Oh, Night at the Museum European Edition.. with nekkid statues, nekkid paintings.. nekkid furniture.. uuh.. Yeah. Like the old European saying; If It's Nekkid, It is Art. herp derp 8)
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PureBloodxTomBoy Featured By Owner May 6, 2011   General Artist
"I would love to see a “Night at the Museum” movie take place here."
Ditto, ditto, DITTO! :iconepiclaplz:
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littleshireling Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
"Either he looks scared and those girls are mean bitches, or he’s smiling and they’re hot bitches."

...a little of both, I think. :)
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Ghilemear Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
They might have a Hellenic mythological reference...which equates to S&M porn of the day.
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:iconaskoii:
AskoII Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh lala, that sounds like a porn movie! =D
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yokogreyword Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Hooray for Copenhagen!
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alliha Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
Glypoteket! :D I have been there like once, and it was killingly hot in there D:
Aaaaand large sections were closed >.< And I don't remember much from it....
BUT I HAVE BEEN THERE GODDAMNIT
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ELBlove7 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I think if a night at the museum movie was shot there, it would prob be a porno XD
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moosewingz Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ditto on the "Night at the Museum" idea! :XD:
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berg-ulme Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
I like the women in the background too. An Ideal of beauty that's not bones with plastic boobs.
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bluesun777 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
Totally. I mean, if you asked a guy two hundred years ago if he liked women with big plastic breasts, he'd probably be all like "what's plastic?"
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speedy-brady Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Student General Artist
I had a dream once were I ended up in a similar situation, Diva Humon was involved...

It could make an interesting story if I worked on it.
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WhiteWolffie Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
Kids are taken to school fieldtrips at this part of the museum?? O.o
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BrakeHeart Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ooooh you're naughty humon....! :XD:
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RonitheBear Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
Ahh, I want to see this museum now.
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dippythesquid Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
ha ha...okay! :D
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grecianxpiratex07 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oh, my! night at the museum.... hahahah :XD: BRILLIANT!
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funkypunkr Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
night at the museum 3: rock hard. :D
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HuntedFox Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
look daddy the statues r coming to life... what r they doing...
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MageAlmasy8 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
omg I've never seen anything like this and I took art history courses! D< They ALWAYS take out the best sculptures
This is one museum I'd absolutely LOVE to go visit...>D
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ange7dust Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
Best comment ever!!!!
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:icongrexs:
Grexs Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I died laughing at your first comment.
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RetakeThisWorld Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You gotta love Greek architecture.
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Jaella Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Student Photographer
I <3 Glyptoteket. I've discovered it by chance while in Copenhagen. Although I have seen the original pieces of most of the sculptures there, it is great to have the together and so easily accesible :)
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reggy66 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
Im listening to a song called enjoy by tech n9ne and I opened this up LOL it goes so well with it
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Foxyvixy Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
Oh yeah! That night would be like the greatest orgy ever! LOL
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:iconzace:
Zace Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
God be praised! I'd love to visit this museum, sounds like it's a real hoot. And it's awesome that you're posting photos of these pieces - I've never seen any of them before, in any book... And maybe for good reason >.>
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Izzyfrizzy Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
"Either he looks scared and those girls are mean bitches, or he’s smiling and they’re hot bitches."

XD nice!
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Calin-4 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WHOA there!
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Valkyrenschwester Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
I was there last year in july. I LOVE it. This photos are beautiful <3
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hannan100 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
I guess just like Comedy = Tragedy + Time, then Art = Porn + Time.
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