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Fluffy Bum by humon Fluffy Bum by humon
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Today we think of unicorns as beautiful gentle creatures, but you'd be surprised by how violent they were in older stories. Norwegians unicorns were even believed to eat humans, and there are stories about people feeding them bears and bulls to keep from getting eaten themselves. :XD:
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Pandora-Z Featured By Owner Edited Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"oh for fuck's sake.." xD !! Oh my gosh! This is just..hillariously awesome..poor little angel^^. I really must say, I love, these characters O3o I am a fan ^3^.
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Phant0m5 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Oh, cool! Didn't know unicorns were actually vicious in mythology. Though I do know of a book that portrays them as such: Valiant by Diana Peterfreund. Specifically it's about a bunch of unicorn hunters. In the book, unicorns were hunted to near extinction in the past because they are so vicious. But in modern times, when nobody believes in them any more, they're coming back and making messes. So of course the latest generation of unicorn hunting families are a bit sceptical, but end up taking up the fight anyway. Because you can't have a unicorn hunting book without hunters. 
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creodont Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Do not taunt the predatory hoofed mammal.
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SweetPopochan Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
what a lovely unicorn :D
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
plz make more Jacob and nini!
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
nowz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha
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Dr-GigglesTheFox Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The little popobawa! He's chilling on Nini's shell and then falls off. xD
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Harlequinade805 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
There's this movie called Cabin in the woods and one guy was stabbed to death by a unicorn near the end 0-0 it was awesome
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leRythm Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
totally true!!!!
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CryingClown83 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
This is pretty much how "28 Days Later" started.
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Dark7Hero Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
bears and bulls? woah awesome o-o
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XDB5 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
A powerful mystical horse with a wizard stick for a horn? I would not touch.
Hah wizard stick
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FuzzyNecromancer Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
This should be mandatory viewing for anyone writing a Humans in Equestria MLP fanfic.
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1stSuperboyFan Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
And that's way Nightmares are better you know what your dealing with with them not some weird horse with a sword on it head.
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IgnikaMarcus Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist
:XD:
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Edge-sama Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
is there even unicorns in the bible?
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4TheOneWithoutAName Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
well... sort of
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Edge-sama Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah yes, since writing that commentI have become familiar with the biblical text where there are unicorns. At lesat one of them... Problem is, I am Swedish and in our translation thereof they call the unicorns oxen for some reason...
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4TheOneWithoutAName Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
Yeah, that's kinda why I went "sort of" as it differs from translation.
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Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012   General Artist
How on Earth did anyone come up with the idea of a horse with a horn eating meat? Although I suppose the Norwegian version could have been based on Narwhals as opposed to the Greek version which is most likely based on either rhinos or antelope, which can be violent when protecting their herd I suppose but of course would still be plant eaters, whereas narwhals have teeth and eat fish and squid much like sperm whales so would be thought of as meat eaters I guess, then again the Greeks thought that a half-bull-half-man would eat people despite cows being herbivores, so who knows. I just think of a unicorn as a horse with a bloody great horn, myself, and bloody-great horns are generally used for charging things, so best not to mess with them even if they are only plant eaters, same goes for rhinos.
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ZEB31 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
WE WARNED YA!!
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UnforgivenImmortal Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
Hahaha! So cute and funny :''D
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LouLouLovette Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
LOL! Dear mother of BEANS!!
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seleina-scorpio Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
do you have any links to these stories
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hakeberhut Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
dude, that's one of the first things any NetHack player learns. Unicorns (at least, cross-aligned ones) will fuck your shit up. c:
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Schnee-Fee Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Student Filmographer
Does your icon say Dead is the new Alive?
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hakeberhut Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
...not really? I made it forever ago and I just thought the skull emoticon was the best thing ever. so much so, in fact, I would use it as often as someone else might use the :D emoticon.
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Schnee-Fee Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Filmographer
Oh, I see. XD
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Samurai-Poet Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: Looks like the Mares of Diomedes bred with Unicorns!
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Mifune013 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Also, it has a fucking horn! Things with horns are not nice. Look at every animal with horns, what do they with those horns? Ram things with it. Make matters worse, that's not ramming horn, that's a goring horn. Unicorn's gore people!!
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DystopianUtahraptor Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dun forget the Karkaddan of Middle East lore x3 Which would attack and eat elephants and rhinoceroses.
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sayjoisme Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Love the old school Unicorn
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GraphiteFalcon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012
I've honestly never understood how unicorns got their current gentle reputation, they're horses with a giant spike on their forehead. The things could gut you in a second.
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Friendofdragons Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
I love evil unicorns! =D
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SirScribbles Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
I read somewhere that in some stories unicorns eat human flesh and the souls of babies. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I found it interesting.
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Morpholomewy Featured By Owner May 25, 2012
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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AllinahPony Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I used to think they were pink and sparkly, and then I found out that in medival times people saw unicorns as maneaters, and only the virgin girls could tame one. men were always off limits, and non-virgin females were fresh meat as well.
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BugeishaKyasarin Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Jacob's double hands on hips is seriously serious.
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Julesworld99 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Student Writer
this is why i think unicorns equal satan
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soluble-hermit Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I just noticed she has a bat.
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soluble-hermit Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't think I'd be surprised, I think I'd be delighted and . . . . what is the word for the kind of excitement that I get from rock concerts and sword fights and hitting people and being feared . . . uh . . . manly? I'd become manly? No . . . that's not the word. Anyway, that particular vicious and savage side of my happiness would come out with joy and gnashing teeth to read those stories - because I like unicorns, but I don't like gentle, pretty little horses with horns that people think of when they think of unicorns.

No, I like the wild, rampaging beast unicorn!
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Anvildude Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
I've never understood how Unicorns are 'girly' and 'wimpy'. First off, it's just about the ultimate phallic symbol. Second, it's Cavalry with a built-in lance on its head. They are combat beasts.
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Kirite Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I used to hate unicorns

now I will feature them in all my little cousin's nightmares <3

Unicorns <33
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PhantomReyne Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
There is no "first" page
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Haru-chii Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
That Brave Little Tailor story had a pretty nasty one.
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HyperHugz Featured By Owner May 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i saw a movie called cabin in the woods, and there was a unicorn that impaled a person with it's horn. i laughed so hard because it made me think about the movie 'the last unicorn'
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zevivieva Featured By Owner May 22, 2012
The cabin in the woods has Unicorns,un?
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HyperHugz Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well it was only one, but it empaled a man, so it was pretty cool.
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zevivieva Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012
Badass,un.
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