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Football by humon Football by humon
They'll be kicking the shit out of each other in a few minutes and love every second of it. :XD:

I was going to draw something else but had to get this comic out of my system.
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Hombie-Projects Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Oh yeah, this is actually why I sucked at football in PE. I was too used to Scouts 'rules'. And those are rules in the very broad sense of the word xD
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lizardman22 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
try playing Aussie rules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1aU0h…

i've had torn hamstrings, broken noses, multiple concussions, injured my back, twisted both ankles more times than i can count, dislocated fingers/wrists...
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KINGRIEVOUS Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Real Men play American Football.
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tenchibaka Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
no, men who want to live without booboos play american football
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KINGRIEVOUS Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol We wear Pads because we are 6 ft 6 or 7 and weigh 350lbs each.
Thats why,
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tenchibaka Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
not the pads, it is how polite and careful and easygoing american footballers are XD noone breaks someone's leg just because they can or tries to aim for a knee or face
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KINGRIEVOUS Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Polite? Easygoing? Ok, now tell me why there are so many torn ACL's, broken bones, blood, and in my case, 
A broken jaw? 

Checkmate kid. Maybe next time.
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tenchibaka Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
tell me why american football players dress like they are going to warfare and take frequent breaks and real footballers only wear shinguards and play until the end of the game? any sport where you have to redesign the shoes so they don't tear a guys face off but dont make them wear helmets is a lot more hardcore than one where everyone has to put on a hundred pounds of kit just to be brave enough for a tackle or two and while having to take a rest every few minutes. try cardiac arrest and internal hemorrhaging



dont call your plays early kid
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KINGRIEVOUS Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Seems you don't know a thing about Football, so allow me to explain the rules.
Depending on the team, some players take breaks to regain their energy (Never long ones)
So that their Subs get in. (Its harder wearing those pads then you would think)
So after those individual players take their breaks they get back in to whoop ass. Defensive Linemen like me
don't get breaks. Only the running backs and the QB's do. We play all four quarters, there are different positions like Offense
and Defense. Linemen do all the hard work, but the running backs take the most damage.

Now watch this, you might learn something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=twT6pJ…

Better luck next time.
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tenchibaka Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014
so football is what you do if you are too weak to play rugby, i get you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdLlXW…


i can see why people fall asleep watching that though, pretty boring looking
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PreetyCake123 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SWAG.
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Ossa-Mossa30 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
Very good draw
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thebestbeastlove Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Student General Artist
I love it!!!!!
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Queenstormwolf15 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
love tha tackle
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MichiganOtaku Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012
English friend of mine talking trash about american football: You Yanks think your 'football' is brutal? Back in England we play it without any protective wear and call it Rugby.
Me (a west-Michigander) to him: Two words, AUSTRALIAN RULES.
Him to me: *deer-in-the-headlights stare, before looking 'round for an escape route*
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XMyCrimsonTearsX Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
Still not as dangerous as Rugby. I've played both and rugby is just mental.
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kayanne21 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...We really really do. XD
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luffykaizouku Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
why you start making more of 300 and 250 and leaving niels ?
i miss him
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Faith-25 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist
So true and lovely. :heart:
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chibistarscream1998 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Is that rugby?
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Koilungfish Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lucky he didn't play rugby ...
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sparky227 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought you were about to make a rugby joke; compared to that American football is for wimps.
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The-Urge Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Student General Artist
It's so true.
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InfernoTornado Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I recently had a soccer/football game with some of my biddies from England... It turned into some kind of rugby brawl, and we nearly killed ourselves. We loved it, too.
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thegoodsamaritan Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They DO go for the legs. It hurts. A LOT.
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wingedchronicles Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Also rugby. XD Idk thats the first thing I thought of when I read this. ^^;
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BlazingSilverStar Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
Technically if you're playing a sport without a referee the sport you're playing cannot be determined as no enforcements are being made to decide whether or not you're following the rules that define the sport. In a soccer match, if no one's going to prevent someone from tackling I might as well punch said player, pick up the ball, throw a brick at the keeper, and then toss the ball into the goal. Automatic 10 points, who the f*** is counting?
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RyuuFireStorm Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's actually a pretty good idea, I don't know why we don't play like that
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blacklolaroses Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
because we used to, and the pitch was from one village to the next; it took us days to score a goal
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bubbles123karate Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Student General Artist
Scottish people are second only to the australians for being the toughest people on earth.

Also, if you think our football is scary, you've never seen our rugby. No armour, spiked boots, all the players look like they should be in cages. It's awesome. XD
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BlazingSilverStar Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
In 1905 football didn't have pads. 19 American athletes died playing football that year. Football players started wearing pads. Rugby players can hit with 1,600 pounds of force. Cute. A football player can hit 3x harder, equivalent to driving your car directly into a wall at 35 mph. Questioning the toughness of an athlete because he wears pads is basically questioning the toughness of a soldier because he wears bulletproof armor. Like any other business sports leagues are responsible for the safety of their employees; brain deterioration and other health complications ruin the post-careers' of many professional football players. If rugby was really equally dangerous pads would be mandatory.
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secretvalentinestar Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you! I hate it when people say"they wear padding they must be weak" and all I'm thinking is'doesn't the fact that they're wearing it mean that it's more dangerous'

Plus I heard about the deaths. They even tried to ban it in my state at one time because of a death.
It still causes concussions.
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bubbles123karate Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Student General Artist
I wasn't questioning that they were tough, I was just saying the rugby players were tougher. But... Jesus, 3X?!?!
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HokoriTamashi Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Student General Artist
that was my reaction, I think you got yourself a little troll.
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BlazingSilverStar Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
Force of Impact Analysis: [link]

1905 American Football Data: [link]
(I should note that I did make a slight mistake and forgot to reference that 1 of the 19 athletes was killed in Canada not the United States.)

If I were a troll my spelling, grammar, and extent of vocabulary certainly wouldn't be near this satisfactory. Also you would probably notice contradictory statements or statistics well beyond logic or reasonability. Most notably I don't over-capitalize and/or over-punctuate my sentences, quite possibly the most common and universal troll indicator. I'm not a troll, just someone willing to research and utilize an absurd amount of information to prove a relatively insignificant point.
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XMyCrimsonTearsX Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
It's not so much the force of a single hit, it's the weight of 20 huge guys crushing you as they pretty much dog-pile you to get the ball.
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BlazingSilverStar Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
You can look it up on sports science if you don't believe me.
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EmuCat Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
-didn't ask, don't care-
lol, any particular reason you seem so defensive of american football players? xD
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FisHPastE89 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Professional Interface Designer
lol nice
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bkworm87 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
Hahaaaa! Gotta love the American ignorance, yes, football on both sides of the world is as violent as it can get, but ya gotta enjoy the male-bonding experience! :rofl:
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BlazingSilverStar Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
A professional (American) football player can hit an opponent with over 4,800 pounds (2,180 kg) of force. In other words, getting hit in football is the equivalent of driving your car directly into a wall at 35mph (56 kph). Rugby hits alone are only a third of that, soccer really doesn't even factor at this point.
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huehuetecti Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011
I laugh so hard anytime anyone makes a joke comparing American football with rugby. Like my English friend once said: American football is just rugby for pussies. Real man play without pads :P
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roxystar123 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011
i love 250 face when his shocked and the little heart is so cute
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semke11 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011
even WITH a judge. remember last world cup finale? it was emberassing.
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vampire-muffin Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Student General Artist
i love the little heart floating up on the last panel.
i'm not shocked he likes the abuse.

xD
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scarred-teatree Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011
totally agreed :D
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Navi1-0 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
do you like european football? I :heart: it
when I was at primary school I always played football! (well, i'm from Spain, so...)
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bluessaurus Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
In Brazil, we call what 300 did a "carrinho" (little cart). :XD:
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NoChristmasJokesPlz Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Agent 250 has never been so turned on in his life. XD The next part of this is 250 pulling 300 to the ground for some smex.

That's what happened in my mind, anyway. Mmm...
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MadHatter1369 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
European football ftw! Though I think Agent 250 has never heard of rugby if he thinks American football is violent. Love the little heart at the bottom.
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