I couldnt decide if I should go with the All Australians are surfers stereotype, or if it should be the Crocodile Dundee type, so I decided to mix them.
i eat kangaroos
I, personally, am from the U.S.A, and I love almost all of our stereotypes. XD
omg so aussie XD I actually feel a bit awkward since my dads sides Danish (few generations ago) and I'm pretty much aussie from there lol but still love these comics
WHO THE HELL IS CROCODILE DUNDEE??!!
Yours is fast and mine is slow,
where'd we get them I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo.
everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue,
How'd you get them, i wish i knew,
But everybody's got a baby kangaroo
What do you think your doing?
You can't say everyone's got a,
water buffalo and everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying where's my water buffalo why dont I have a water buffalo? And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so? So stop being so silly!
(Note: I'm not really offended. I'm happy that you included the Aussies."
I'm an Australian, and I have no problem with this stereotype, as it's all in good fun. At one stage I actually looked after a wombat while her owners were on holidays, and to this day I still regret letting her sleep on my bed.
Seriously, they tear your quilts to shreds, and I never found one quite as warm after that...
Just me? Okay...