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Just a little quickie, because the other day I was reminded of a funny thing that happened to me a few months ago.

A pair of Americans came into the hospital, and when I found out they were Americans I had to ask them what they were doing in Denmark, seeing as we don’t have a whole lot to come after. They then explained that they had heard that Scandinavia had great skiing conditions, and that the flight to Denmark had been the cheapest, so that was what they had come for: Skiing. Great was their disappointment then, when they flew over Denmark and noticed that there was no snow, and not a single mountain in sight.
Yes, of all the Scandinavian countries they choose the one country that has no mountains. At all. :)

Anyway, this is my stereotype version of America (It should be noted that all countries in these little comics will be made from a Scandinavian point of view). He is a tall guy because everything in America has to be BIG. He is well trained and toned and has dyed his hair blond because to us Americans seem obsessed with their looks, yet he is not a health-freak (Either that or they’re ridiculously fat). And he is rather clueless about the other countries. :XD:

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:iconomegasama:
LOL this is so true. And LOL, maybe those people you met should have done a little research before they just left.

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:iconryuji90:
XD nice. i'm american, i have natural blonde hair (comes from my german genes) and blue eyes (french genes, believe it or not) am skinny and light weight for my height, but why am i talking about this? XD i dunno. rant ahoy! anyway, good comic. :3 i likes it~! ish funny, stereotypical, slightly more true than i wish, but funny!

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So here I am again.
In the middle of the end.
And the choice I wish I made
I always make too late
Welcome to my world

Rome; conquerer, father, lover, who fell at the hand of his ally and only friend, Germania. I will return. ~The-APH-Gang
:iconryuji90:
XD one more thing, most americans are brunettes, to be honest. lossa brown hair. @-@ i'm surrounded.

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So here I am again.
In the middle of the end.
And the choice I wish I made
I always make too late
Welcome to my world

Rome; conquerer, father, lover, who fell at the hand of his ally and only friend, Germania. I will return. ~The-APH-Gang
:iconviqueen:
lolz
Americans are a silly/ignorant bunch ain't we? >D

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:icongabycat:
*snicker snort* Oh this is priceless!
I've met my share of clueless tourists in the past. One of them was in shock Mexico City was so...well...Modern and updated. He was expecting a Hollywood rendition, with donkeys walking in the street and people wearing typical sombreros and sandals. XD

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:iconkachiechanchu:
:XD: Haha. no. not at all. though if you're down in LA you want to be careful anyways~
:iconirken-defect:
Protip: Don't act like an asshole in the ghetto.

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"Nikogo Ne Zhalko."
:iconthowell3:
Have Canada in one of these little things :P.

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I Reject your Reality and Substitute my Own.
:iconkachiechanchu:
they do where I live. but I still phailed.
:iconkachiechanchu:
shoulda seen AX this year. we all looked like assholes. thankfully none of us got shanked.

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