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I'm eating by *humon:iconhumon:

Categories Digital Art > Drawings > People

©2009 *humon
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A quick drawing of the version of Jesus I was taught by my teacher/priest: A short, ugly guy with a bad temper, but with a heart of gold and the best intentions for his fellow human beings.

This is supposed to be from the story where a priest asks him why is isn’t fasting like the rest of them, and Jesus kindly but firmly tells him to shut up while he’s eating. :XD:

To those Christians who feel offended and think I’m somehow mocking Jesus, I just want to say that I drew this because I actually like that interpretation of the new testament. The idea of him as an imperfect human makes him so much more likable to me. For all I care you can keep your oddly white, perfect Jesus to yourself.

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~Rheah May 13, 2009, 1:09:33 AM
I saw the picture and laughed. The expressions are great.

Then I read the description and laughed even more.

:+fav:

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ilu2
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~BakaSiona May 13, 2009, 1:09:46 AM
The facial expression is just brilliant. "JUDAS. You'd best be on fire to be interrupting my snack."

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*Frank Burns has just been sent away in a straitjacket after attacking Hawkeye*
Duke Forrest: Colonel, fair's fair... if I punch Hawkeye and nail Hot-Lips, can I go home too?
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~Fury-From-Above May 13, 2009, 1:22:15 AM
The Jesus I was taught was a tad sarcastic like this too. Lol

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You know, the best thing about books is that just about anyone can write a book. The worst thing about books is that just about any idiot can write a book. -Me
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~Chelonianmobile May 13, 2009, 1:22:26 AM
Hee, nice one! I just watched Dogma yesterday, so I'm primed for stuff like this.

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There isn't enough pot in existence to supply 98% of the teenage population. If you actually think rather than copy-pasting things some total stranger on the internet tells you, copy-paste this ... oh, dammit.
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~iraqiguy May 13, 2009, 2:02:54 AM
jesus looks saudi, what's up with that ?

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اللهم بارك لنا في اسماءنا
I hold hands with ~ninnevah :love:
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~nimua May 13, 2009, 2:35:19 AM
This is my kind of Jesus. I don't like being bothered while I'm eating, either, Jesus!
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*Monkeymaniac May 13, 2009, 2:46:49 AM
Wow, I like this version too. I'd convert for this guy!
Perfection is so boring. We don't like thought of a Marty Stu Jesus. 8D

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-Oscar Wilde

The road to success is always paved with frustration.
- Bobby Chiu
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~dark-the-con-of-man May 13, 2009, 2:54:51 AM
I love this interpretation of Jesus. XD He reminds me of my friends.

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This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT.
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~Anafiel May 13, 2009, 2:58:49 AM
mmm bread!

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There's only a few true vampires and no Cullens are on that list. Besides, Jareth the Goblin King is the only one who can pull off OMGMANSPARKLES!!! and still be considered believably wicked.
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