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King Europe by humon King Europe by humon
Because Europe is America's biggest bitch. :XD:

Seriously, I've asked around, and quite a few europeans feel this way about America.
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:iconpostpostmodernist:
PostPostmodernist Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
I love America. Except the conservatives.

Greetings from the UK!
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Valadix Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If Europe is USA'a bitch, then what about China? From what I've heard USA are trillions of dollars in debt to them. I'd like to see you make a comic about the USA being China's bitch...
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sarajevos-soul Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
americans are incredibly rude also….. if you are a canadian and you say "eh?" the look as if they are going to have a baby inn the next few seconds.
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Ludbro Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist
'MURICA!
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:iconeric-the-hedgewolf:
Eric-the-hedgewolf Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
This isn't an insult, but your comics make me not want to be American
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:iconperceptorsfembot:
PerceptorsFembot Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
*sighs* Americans are pricks. And I can say that because I am one. ;)
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:iconstarshipfuel15:
Starshipfuel15 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Why? CUZ AMERICA THATS WHY!!
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:iconoctoboy-the-8th:
Octoboy-the-8th Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
USA sure is pushy, ain't he? Also, I didn't notice before, but the way you draw him, he looks a lot like Calvin. And has a few characteristics of him as well, I think. 
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skaiblue Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student Filmographer
Almost offended, but it's really great.
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:iconfefe1966:
fefe1966 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD oh my God America#
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godzilladragon111 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
America, I hate you. No, no, not the people, the government! (and their ignorance. sorry)
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:icontntdisco:
TNTDisco Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
I hate the people....
America, the great land of idiots :P
(seriously though, most people over there are pretty dumb)
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Tevo77777 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student Writer
At least we are smarter then you.
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Smarter...?
You don't even know how to spell!
It's "than" not "then"...

And Americans ARE known for being the dumbest people on earth, and i'm not just saying that as an insult, i'm saying it as a fact (because it is).
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Tevo77777 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student Writer
You can't start a sentence with 'and", and we are not known for being the dumbest people on earth, that's complete bullshit.

Americans have invented more technology since they were founded then any other nation, per year. 

I bet you believe whatever you hear, any kind of gossip is true to you. 
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Edited Apr 4, 2015
This is the internet, people write the way they talk/would've said the sentence in real life...
Spelling is really the only way of correcting grammar here.
But most importantly, I'M SWEDISH, but as EVERY other american on the internet you assumed that i was american too and that i know English perfectly.
(that's no joke, it's true, they all do)

But yes, Americans are known for being extraordinarily stupid. I'm not saying that everyone over there are complete retards (if they where they would most likely be dead by now), but some people really makes you wonder how they even survive a day without forgetting how to breath...

If you weren't as dumb as you claim not to be, you should know that more doesn't always mean better...
Sweden is very well known for inventing revolutionary inventions and such.

Gossip??? Me???
No no, i'm a realist...
But if we're going that way i might as well bring up the stereotypical american.
Here we have a fat, god-loving, gun-crazy idiot that truly believes that his country is the best in the whole world.
You mix ignorance and stupidity, and you get an American.
(i'm not using this as my "main source" or whatever, but you brought it up, so there you go)

Even many Americans themselves think that most of them are like this, there's no point in denying it...
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:iconladyblackbird13:
Uh...guys? Calm down please? This is getting...I don't know...petty? (I'm German, by the way.) ^^;
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
I didn't want to say it out loud but I'm with you, buddy. Especially after they're spying on our privacy so nicely. :sarcasm:
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
:iconengineerisspyplz: Spy?
I don't know what you're talking about...
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015
Noooo, of cooouurse nooot! :sarcasm:
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015
XD
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015
:) Nice avatar btw! :)
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Edited Mar 26, 2015
Thanks, i have absolutely no idea who he is.

He's derpy though, and that's all i need to know :iconseckyplz:
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CRexFish Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
um kinda new to this stuff, does America have like the 50 states to boss around? or is it just him?
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GloomySigh Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I'm European and proud of it. I don't want get in troubles with anyone.
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Antmarch123 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tehee, "blowjob"...
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TeenGuyX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
Exactly.
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:iconaikeaz:
Aikeaz Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
right with ya America <3
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aceking90 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
USA USA USA USA!
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:iconsoaring-and-dreamer:
Soaring-and-Dreamer Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
go America! I am a dummy! 
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:iconaceking90:
aceking90 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
FUCK YA!
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:iconsoaring-and-dreamer:
Soaring-and-Dreamer Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
so? I like my life here. 
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:iconaceking90:
aceking90 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
U DON'T HAVE FREEDOM BACON!!! FREEDOM BACON!!! FUCK YA!!!
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:iconaceking90:
aceking90 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Well it's not AMERICA FUCK YA!!! So you don't have freedom or bacon!!! BACON FUCK YA!!!
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Moony-Aniu Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
No one likes america. not even americans like america.
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General-Spitfire32 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that's a lie I love living here, It's the people that don't like it I can't stand.
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Moony-Aniu Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
But there are so many people that want to see the world and be part of the world but because we're american we feel as soon as we tell people where we come from they hate us.
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General-Spitfire32 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
well yes but those people have no right to hate because they're judging by stereotype.
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MARZillao Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014   Traditional Artist
That's right, America! Show them who's boss!
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EvilSamDroid9001 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lols... i dunno why most of ya'll feel bad bout this... When Europe made the world its own bitch about 200 years ago.
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aceking90 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
That's right, it's our turn now. Then China, followed by India, then the Middle East, and finally Africa before returning to Europe.
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TrueGrimReaper64 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Most Americans think America is Israel's bitch.

Seriously, if you want America to leave you alone, just tell him Israel is in trouble again.
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Titianna Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
Sadly America is soon to be China's bitch cause we owe them so much damn money. :(
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InkyShade Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student
The worst part is the whole TTIP shit which is going on in Europe recently-.-
The danger of bioengineered food grows day by day :cry:
Why do the USA think them, a country which isn't even on the same continent, has the right to tell us what we should eat????
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tranlover Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
T-T I am so sorry for our government. Me personally, I don't believe we have a right to tell anyone anything, especially since our own country is messed up. Believe me not all Americans feel that we have a right to do that.
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InkyShade Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Student
Nah, it's not your fault. I know that not all Americans are like that.
And to be honest: Where ever you go, EVERY government is a fucked up mess with jerks at the top -.-
Austria has some retard politicians as well *cough* HC Strache *cough*.
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tranlover Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
:)
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Its like Rammstein said, we all live in Amerika....
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OdinMoon Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014
Europeans...made America...
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