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King Europe by humon King Europe by humon
Because Europe is America's biggest bitch. :XD:

Seriously, I've asked around, and quite a few europeans feel this way about America.
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:iconloewenherz:
Loewenherz Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
I don't see Europe as a kingdom. It would need to make much more sense then :D
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:iconcometkittykat:
Cometkittykat Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016
king Europe sounds much more sexy and great
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:iconfunsizedotaku:
funsizedOtaku Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Student General Artist
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:iconorionnator:
Orionnator Featured By Owner Edited Dec 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hate stereotypical America. Guns and vulgarity and unhealthy food. Grooce.
_Actual_ America, however... well, there are some things I don't agree with, but at least I get "freedom"... whatever that means.
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JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015
Ah, Commie bastard eh?
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:iconorionnator:
Orionnator Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm really not sure what you're asking, sir.
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
From what you said, it seemed to me like you dislike the States.
And I just kinda assume anyone that hates the States is a damn Commie Bastard.

; )
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:iconorionnator:
Orionnator Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I live in the states ya over-patriotic dingus
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015
Than quit ya whining you Dinkus´.
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:iconorionnator:
Orionnator Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
>"whining"
>is the one who took offense in the first place
>not even a clever response
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015
I´m an American.


Your argument is Invalid.
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nejcrozi Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Hobbyist
EUROPE!!!!
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:iconibrake4cake:
IBrake4Cake Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2015
Is Norway... drinking a fish?
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MapleTeaa Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
damn rIGHT //shotshot

but we're probably China's bitch XD
If I remember correctly...America is in debt to China
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
That does not mean we´re anyone´s ¨Bitch¨.   



Yeah we´re in a bit a debt, but nothing to serious.
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Smiley-Ink Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yea XD
We are definitely China's bitch. :P
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
Wrong.
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:iconsmiley-ink:
Smiley-Ink Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dude, it's a joke. XD
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:iconmapleteaa:
MapleTeaa Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
oh jesus xD
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Ryuchanwings Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Student General Artist
I'm Native American and Proud!!!  I just don't like the rich dumb violent idiots who run us.

I'm Oregonian, huge Hippie state.

Just watch out for the annual Civil War.
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:iconpostpostmodernist:
PostPostmodernist Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
I love America. Except the conservatives.

Greetings from the UK!
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:iconmapleteaa:
MapleTeaa Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Those damn conservatives e_e
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Valadix Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If Europe is USA'a bitch, then what about China? From what I've heard USA are trillions of dollars in debt to them. I'd like to see you make a comic about the USA being China's bitch...
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
As an American, I can assure you we bow to nobody.
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:iconvaladix:
Valadix Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, bless. :pat: you keep telling yourself that
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015
I sure as fuck don't bow to you.
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:iconvaladix:
Valadix Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
With an attitude like that, you'd be lucky if I allowed you to bow to me.

As it is you're only confirming the opinions of everyone here who dislikes your country and its many faults.
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JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015
Does it look like we care about what the rest of the Globe thinks?

Cause I sure as hell don´t.


Oh, and sweetheart. Don´t act like your flawless either.

; )
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Valadix Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh you don't care? Guess that must be why you feel the need to assure me that you allegedly don't bow to anyone. Obviously.
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JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015
I said we bow to nobody.


I did not say we cared what the rest of the World thought of us.

Stop twisting my words to your liking. Creep.
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sarajevos-soul Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Student General Artist
americans are incredibly rude also….. if you are a canadian and you say "eh?" the look as if they are going to have a baby inn the next few seconds.
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Ludbro Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist
'MURICA!
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:iconeric-the-hedgewolf:
Eric-the-hedgewolf Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
This isn't an insult, but your comics make me not want to be American
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PerceptorsFembot Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
*sighs* Americans are pricks. And I can say that because I am one. ;)
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Starshipfuel15 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Why? CUZ AMERICA THATS WHY!!
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Octoboy-the-8th Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
USA sure is pushy, ain't he? Also, I didn't notice before, but the way you draw him, he looks a lot like Calvin. And has a few characteristics of him as well, I think. 
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skaiblue Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Almost offended, but it's really great.
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fefe1966 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD oh my God America#
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godzilladragon111 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
America, I hate you. No, no, not the people, the government! (and their ignorance. sorry)
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
I hate the people....
America, the great land of idiots :P
(seriously though, most people over there are pretty dumb)
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:iconjustthatdudeagain:
JustThatDudeAgain Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
Hate you to ; )
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:icontevo77777:
Tevo77777 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student Writer
At least we are smarter then you.
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Smarter...?
You don't even know how to spell!
It's "than" not "then"...

And Americans ARE known for being the dumbest people on earth, and i'm not just saying that as an insult, i'm saying it as a fact (because it is).
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Tevo77777 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student Writer
You can't start a sentence with 'and", and we are not known for being the dumbest people on earth, that's complete bullshit.

Americans have invented more technology since they were founded then any other nation, per year. 

I bet you believe whatever you hear, any kind of gossip is true to you. 
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Edited Apr 4, 2015
This is the internet, people write the way they talk/would've said the sentence in real life...
Spelling is really the only way of correcting grammar here.
But most importantly, I'M SWEDISH, but as EVERY other american on the internet you assumed that i was american too and that i know English perfectly.
(that's no joke, it's true, they all do)

But yes, Americans are known for being extraordinarily stupid. I'm not saying that everyone over there are complete retards (if they where they would most likely be dead by now), but some people really makes you wonder how they even survive a day without forgetting how to breath...

If you weren't as dumb as you claim not to be, you should know that more doesn't always mean better...
Sweden is very well known for inventing revolutionary inventions and such.

Gossip??? Me???
No no, i'm a realist...
But if we're going that way i might as well bring up the stereotypical american.
Here we have a fat, god-loving, gun-crazy idiot that truly believes that his country is the best in the whole world.
You mix ignorance and stupidity, and you get an American.
(i'm not using this as my "main source" or whatever, but you brought it up, so there you go)

Even many Americans themselves think that most of them are like this, there's no point in denying it...
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:iconladyblackbird13:
Uh...guys? Calm down please? This is getting...I don't know...petty? (I'm German, by the way.) ^^;
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
I didn't want to say it out loud but I'm with you, buddy. Especially after they're spying on our privacy so nicely. :sarcasm:
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TNTDisco Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
:iconengineerisspyplz: Spy?
I don't know what you're talking about...
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015
Noooo, of cooouurse nooot! :sarcasm:
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