It's obviously the more logical one; the unicorn. Who collects flowers for decoration? Excuse my ignorance, but I thought the Valet did just money matters. If he does clothes and shaving and pretty much looking after the master's appearance, what does the butler do? I always thought the butler was the all-rounder, right hand man, laying out clothes, fetching anything and everything like a poor little bitch.
-bluuuush- I... this... yes. I adore this. Lady of the House is probably one of the more realistic BDSM/femdom stories I read. Then again, the only ones I've read have been Collar 6 and Demon Candy Parallel... oh! And Sunstone.
No, they definitely have a unicorn in the back. I mean, really, who would decorate with baskets of flowers?
Personally, I don't get women shaving their legs. Maybe if I wanted to trot around in a bikini, but other than that? Heck no, it's not in the body's best interest and the hair just grows back coarser and more plentiful.