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When I was a child I didn't question the gender roles in movies much because that was just how things were, but I never accepted science fiction movies that portrayed aliens that had a society with roles like ours. That just seemed incredibly unimaginative to me, and aliens always wanting human women for sexy time seemed even more stupid, because why would aliens have our ideas of what makes someone beautiful or useful?

So here's some aliens wanting men. Enjoy.

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:icondragon-of-seth:
dragon-of-seth Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
that brunette after she finds out what they eat, tho
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:icon5ilvara:
5ilvara Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015
Or they function similar to us but simply have a matriarcal System (may it be due to their different biology or natural environment)
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:iconthemeekwarrior:
TheMeekWarrior Featured By Owner Edited Nov 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Clubbed to Death plays in the background*

Screw gender roles! (That one delicacy bit was kinda ishy though haha)
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:icongrisador:
grisador Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
Best alien theory ever ! :D
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:iconmolewar:
Molewar Featured By Owner Edited Mar 22, 2015
Sad thing is...  I question why the aliens wouldn't just set up some kind of trade agreement as opposed to kidnapping the men of earth...

1.Precious metals, pretty sure that is up for trade(Though I suppose the aliens might just be greedy jerks that don't respect us as a species)
2.Men as pets(Yeah this one would be harder to sway us on, though I suppose if we were cold harted enough I could see some countries sending the aliens their death row inmates as being a more "humane" punishment than lethal injection.
3.Anything else they want could probably be frozen...
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:iconisen-vinter:
Isen-Vinter Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
....yup I would totally watch THAT movie :D
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:icon5ilvara:
5ilvara Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015
Agreed
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:iconmoony-aniu:
Moony-Aniu Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
this is still perfect.
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:iconikeptonsmiling:
iKeptOnSmiling Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
someone should make this into a series. 
i would watch the everliving crap out of it.
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:icon5ilvara:
5ilvara Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015
Pleaase?
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:iconrobinthebard:
RobinTheBard Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES YES YES, even the name is appropriately catchy!!! XD
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:iconusagiyoukai:
UsagiYoukai Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014
This is such an awesome switch to the usual scifi. I'd watch this if it was made.
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:iconjinntachi:
JinnTachi Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha, awesome. Would super hate to be any of those guys.
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:iconroulettelephi:
RouletteLephi Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm actually wanting to make a comic about this.
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:iconerraticrhapsody:
ErraticRhapsody Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
HELL YEAH!
It makes sense why they'd want men. And I just love that the girls have to save them. xD
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:iconmegadragongirl:
megadragongirl Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Love this,the characters are so cute too ^^
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:iconopalolive889:
OpalOlive889 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
I am also in full support of this being turned into a movie. The alien guy has a point, men would make better slaves due to them being physically stronger. Awesome comic. 
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:iconlxblack:
lxblack Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeaaaaah no. Little bit of genetic modification (so little the women would have it done in minutes) and men are no longer needed by humans.
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:iconraygreens:
Raygreens Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
I think the difference is that if you neuter a male animals it will be much calmer, but if you neuter a female very minimal difference. I don't know.
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:iconlazy-evil-genius:
Lazy-Evil-Genius Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awsome. Just. Awsome 
I love your logic behind this comic as well! :D
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:iconjc303:
JC303 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
Um...

...is it sad that when I saw *muffled rap music playing in the background* I immediately thought of "Row Row Fight the Power" from Gurren Lagann?

Also, this would make for one hell of a fun movie!
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:iconthetravelingbard:
thetravelingbard Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O gosh, this was so adorable! :love: someone should totally make a movie like this, then the girls can come and save the men :D
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:icongreenscissors:
GreenScissors Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
This is hilarious! :XD:
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:iconbluerosekelly:
BlueRoseKelly Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
This looks awesome. :D
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:iconxpegasus12:
xpegasus12 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
I believe that people actually eat fish semen and sea-urchin genitalia in Japan.  
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:iconixbran:
Ixbran Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
THIS IS ALL KINDS OF EPIC!

<3
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:iconphoto-ninja:
photo-ninja Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
i love you <3
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:iconnekoladyproductions:
NekoLadyProductions Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Student General Artist
THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE!!!
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:iconledale14:
LeDaLe14 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like how the the girl on the right on the 9th panel is like hmmmmm... consuming semen, interesting.
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:iconananomouse:
Ananomouse Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
hahahahaha.  I love the idea.  And the very last image, with the imaginary music in the background (which wasn't really imaginary in my case since I mentally started playing muffle rap song) and the costume change.

Bad ass Women. GO!!
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:iconameute:
Ameute Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE!?!
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:iconanonazure:
AnonAzure Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014   General Artist
AWESOMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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:iconbeastvamp:
beastvamp Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love it.
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:iconnoneofurbussiness:
noneofurbussiness Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
dafuq hahaha


I like how all the guys are 1) not seemingly fighting back at all, and more importantly 2) wide eyed with the "Help!" expression.
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:iconrobinthebard:
RobinTheBard Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They look so freaking confused and terrified!!! XD Like "...ok, wasn't expecting that...now what? O_O0"
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:iconerichan8dd:
Erichan8DD Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree, people do tends to humanize everything A HELL LOT. (for me even as a child this never make any sense)
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:iconraygreens:
Raygreens Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
Kind of like with Star Wars. How come Java the Hutt had a thing for humanoid women when he was a giant slug? Shouldn't he be attracted to other giant slugs? Did his strange fetish make him an outcast on his home planet often being ridiculed by his peers, which would eventually turn him to a life of organized crime? 
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WarriorNGoddess Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Professional Writer
:heart:
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:iconjameythehedgehog:
JameytheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Sounds like the premise for an X-rated porn parody of a horror movie to me. Am I the only one who'd be scared to watch martians aducting human males to milk their semen?
*hides under the bed*
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:iconjameythehedgehog:
JameytheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconscaredplz:
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:iconautummoss:
AutumMoss Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Writer
Thisneedstobeamovieorsomething,doithollywood
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:iconturbosuo:
turbosuo Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
This was soooo bad, especially back in the 50's.  Another thing that always peeved me was, where were the FEMALE scientists.  It was a woman who discovered X-rays, and a woman who worked as a peer with Joseph Fermi to create the first sustained fission reaction.  Also, how the hell did scientists always know EVERYTHING about the aliens.  There was always one scientist (usually the one who sympathized with the aliens)  who knew what planet, which galaxy, what they ate for breakfast.  HOW?  Guess he wasnt wearing his tin foil hat.
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:iconbrejchova:
Brejchova Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
hahahahaha :XD:
lol! XD
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:icongreenscissors:
GreenScissors Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
Whoa! I found you!
Small world. :giggle:
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:iconbrejchova:
Brejchova Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
hahaha!
lol! XD
yea, small world indeed :giggle:
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:iconoostormysouloo:
oOstormysoulOo Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
This needs to be a movie.
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:iconjijikit:
jijikit Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl:  This just made my day!!!!
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:iconpurpletiger:
purpletiger Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
Epic rap music ftw!  LOL, I would watch the HELL out of this movie!
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:iconviol-dove-teshire:
Viol-Dove-Teshire Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student Writer
The ending made me giggle.
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:iconconnorshaw-case:
connorshaw-case Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
wow lol XD i use to love old sci-fi and horror films about aliens and stuff like the older stuff so this makes me laugh really hard XD.
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