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Naughty Nordic Gods by humon Naughty Nordic Gods by humon
Inspired by some of you guys' comments. ;)

From left to right: Trickster god Loki, King of gods Odin, and Goddess of love Freyja.

They all have more godly jobs, such as Odin being god of war, knowledge, death, and sex. Freyja is also goddess of war, wild nature, spring, and romantic sex. Loki is mainly just a trickster, but also god of ergi, the viking word for any unmanly act by a man, such as crossdressing or being the passive part of gay sex (being the active part was however seen as very manly).

These three were the, to put it mildly, whores of the Nordic gods. Dear god did they sleep around. Odin and Freyja might even have been lovers, but don't feel bad for Odin's wife, Frigg. She had her own lover who even lived in Odin's house when he was on his long journeys.
And depending on who you ask, Odin and Loki might have been lovers in the past as well, so Odin wins the battle of who is the biggest horndog.
Might also be part of the reason why Freyja and Loki hate each other so much. Cat fight, cat fight, cat fight!!

Some of you might wonder what's up with Loki's mouth. In one story he gets his mouth sown shut to make him shut up, so in old pictures of him he can be recognized by the strings across his lips.
Also, I put him in this rather feminine pose because he did a lot of his whoring as a woman. He was apparently quite fond of being pregnant because he went to earth many many times to sleep with human men and birth their children (Odin did the same, but not as often). And yes, he also got pregnant as a horse. You people love that story. :XD:

And some of you might think, "Odin looks like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings!" and that's because Tolkien took Gandalf's looks from Odin. Gandalf is such an Odin wannabe! ;)
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menapia Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Not nearly as naughty as the old Irish pagan gods+fav 
RedCosmicDragon Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
mythology is always weird
AkureiEnomoto Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Got any sources? I'd love to read the details myself :33
MarPuppy Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
I love Freyja <3
BlueRoseKelly Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
Exept Gandalf had both his eyes. :)
EeveeFennekinFan Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
KittyWolfInc Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My reaction exactly my friend .__.
random-neko-chan Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Writer
Geez these guys really did sleep around a lot didn't they lol :XD:

makes me curious to read their stories
RedMeg Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Personally, I think Frigga and Freyja might be just different aspects of the same goddess.
Hey, do you know about Sigyn? It just occurred to me that I've seen a fair number of your pics and she hasn't been mentioned so far...
the1cutemetalchick Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i just looked at this again... oh odin you adorable old pervert xD <3
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