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Not a Yahtzee by humon Not a Yahtzee by humon
You might have to say “yahtzee” out loud to get the joke.

Pretty much how the German government reacts whenever Nazis are mentioned, if German soldiers does something violent somewhere, or if anything that could in anyway make people think of Nazis happens. They’re quite paranoid about the subject.
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Professional General Artist
As a german I can state that this is friggin' accurate. 

*hides in a corner*
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Edited Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really, I'm sick of this "All Germans are Nazis" shit... It's just stupidly annoying! All countries made mistakes (except for Switzerland, they don't give a damn) but Germany is "the worst" just because some random dude with a horrible haircut became it's chancellor and pretty much forced Germany into a pointless war. By the way, is it true that Hitler's speeches make some sense if you speak proper German? By "sense", I mean "he is speaking actual stuff, not some unrelated gibberish".
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KillerMaverick Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Well from my studies, Hitler primarily used previous historical zeal in order to help motivate Germany in the beginning of the war. A few of his primary strengths came from the first World War, most notably being the Treaty of Versailles. Through the Treaty Germany lost its....legal (best word off the top of my head) ability to maintain an effective army, having lost its air force, navy, and heavy-armored vehicles and being limited to an army of only 100k soldiers, was not allowed to have its troops maintain permission anywhere near the Rhine Valley due to it being in between France and Germany, lost the land that it obtained from Russia in East Germany (which fractured and became smaller, independent nations), lost the Alsace Lorraine, which was territory that was won by Germany from France in the Franco-Prussian War, and was given the entirety of the war debt and was expected to pay it in full to the involved countries. Needless to say, Germany was not happy with the outcome (especially considering it wasn't the first to even be in the war since it was triggered between Austria and Serbia). 

The people themselves were more than frustrated. They felt that the German government essentially 'sold them out'; none of the fighting ever went into German territory and felt that they didn't even have a fighting chance before their government waved the white flag. Hitler, who was a corporal in WWI, made his way up the ranks until he was in a susceptible position to rally the people on these points. 
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
From my studies, I completely agree with everything you said. To be honest, I asked the speech thing just to see the opinion of the Germans on it, since my knowledge of German is severely limited and I don't understand a thing. Off-topic, I still have a hard time about the fact that such a tiny and useless contry like mine caused the Great War... 
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KillerMaverick Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
I wouldn't say Serbia "caused" the Great War. I'd say "triggered" is a better word. There were numerous tensions among the nations beforehand. If not for the assassination of the Austrian prince, something else would have most likely happened.
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I know Serbia isn't the only one to blame. My point is that Serbia was just so tiny and useless to be really the one to trigger such a massive conflict. Then again, Austria, being at its lowest troughout its history, probably didn't really want to attack all of the strong countries around it. How lucky to have one really weak neighbour who just finished two wars, one of which you indirectly caused by creating Albania (long story, too many Bulgarians). Well played, Austria, well played...
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KillerMaverick Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015
Ah, but even the smallest countries can make the biggest impacts. Same goes for the weakest. The Germans after WWI are proof of that. Yeah, they cheated by bulking their army over the course of time between the two wars, but being able to do so during the Great Depression is still very impressive. 
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Still, one of the reasons for the World Wars is the globalisation. You can't have a local dispute between two countries anymore. One great force (usually USA these days) will see an interest and interfere, drawing the interest of other great forces. And boom, another war, the only victims of which are those aforementioned small countries
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Professional General Artist
Yes it is true. You can understand what he's saying, but it's quite hard to understand even for german people. Most likely because his accent is pretty heavy... at least that's how I feel about this, of course I cannot speak for everyone in my country haha 
I guess my ancestors had no problem with understanding him at all, since the way of talking was somewhat different back then '^'
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many thanks. Well, language changes in time. Besides, he was from Austria, so maybe there was a tiny difference, like British and American English.
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
Actually the difference between the way austrians speak and germans speak is really big, it's almost a whole different language. Some words are the same so you may be able to kind-of understand what they're talking about but that's it. You can hardly make out details because they use a whole bunch of different words to describe certain things and have quite a heavy accent. : >
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, I see... Dammit, I thought Austrian German is almost the same as the "regular" Deutsch. Well, people learn every day.
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
Haha XD Yeah, I guess so. A fellow student of mine was austrian. They have their own 'language' but also learn to speak "High German", which is the language that is most common in Germany. So they can communicate with you if they want but if they start to speak their austrian german it's really messed up and hard to understand haha XD
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
At least they speak German, unlike myself. Ich habe Deutsch im Schule gelernt, aber jetzt Ich habe alles... Umm, Vergossen? I never understood the past tense if you don't just stick a "ge" at the beginning of the word... For the first time in five years, I'm speaking German, or at least trying to
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a-yogfic-writer Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Germany .(
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Hellraiser1998 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw dang that really sucks!!! And it must really hurt them since so many people remember it  and still talk about it :(  not to mention they made a movie involving the hitler thing.
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Hound-Dog-34 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
:icontearsofjoyplz: ohhwwwwoooo....TTmTT poor Germany.
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Seraphsword-Seraphs Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
D'awww, Germany, you poor thing! C'mere! *holds out arms for a hug*
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Spiritswriter123 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yahtzee Germany, the most wretched of all places
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MissHellspride Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
I really like everything you do with Germany. I'm German- and I've never really liked Germany all that much- I really wish I lived in Great Britain. But your angsty, insecure Germany is so adorable, and also spot-on, that you've made me, in a way, love my home country again. Heart 
...If- if that's okay with you guys. No Nazi here. Really. *squints at everyone*
ONO please don't look at meeeeee!! Oh Noes! 
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Enbi-to-Miruku Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh, now... You're adorable :)
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MissHellspride Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
Am... I really? Or are you being sarcastic? Sweating a little... 
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Enbi-to-Miruku Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Aww... No, I'm not! I was being honest :love:
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MissHellspride Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Well in that case, thank you for the compliment! You rock! :D (Big Grin) 
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sketchArtBrony Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel so sorry for Germany 
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Aflred-F-Jones Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

If you only make two colossal screw ups in 4,000 years... then you're Germany

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Andi-Tiucs Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Poor Germany! 
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ynne-black Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I think I don't understand...? I can't really read it out loud, I don't know how to pronounce it
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brkh96 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
"Nahtzee" (Nazi) ;)
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ynne-black Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Whoa. I see :D Thank you
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
poor Germany!!!!
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FiriFiri-chan Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist
Do you have a Venezuela or Portugal?
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MikelaManske Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
I have often been in this situation, seing that I'm part german (and part greek, for that matter :P).
Living in Greece is getting harder to take, especially when everyone calls you "Merkel" or always looks at you during a political conversation that has to do with the two countries. Getting called a nazi is almost easier to process nowadays than the other shit.

I do remember one time when I was little, I was sitting with my father and he was watching a WW2 movie, and I asked him "Daddy, why are the bad people speaking like Mom?".
Reflecting on that was always a reminder that you will always have to deal with stereotypes, one way or another. More importantly, never let them hurt anyone you love.
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CandyTwister Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This reminds me, do you have an Israel and Palestine?
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Woolfiee Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I wonder too
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CandyTwister Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
It would be an interesting 'political' relationship.
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eurora94 Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
eh, sorry Germany :S
-norwegian
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Lemellemstrand Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
I feeling so sorry for Germany
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InkHappy Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
I think it's interesting how you made Germany and Nazi Germany separate characters.(A big relief, honestly) I'm guessing that Nazi Germany bullied Germany proceeding and during WW2 to make him do what he wanted.
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PokemonFan1235 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Hmm years of theropy down the drain
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TheOneChaos Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my poor germany D:
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BlackInkBerry Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha... as a german, I usually wouldn't say that I'm proud to be one, but I truly am! And honestly, also as a Muslim, everybody's like pfssshhh who gives a crap anyways
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Carpe---Noctem Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
that's so true. It's sad that as a german you can not have a national pride. If I woul say I'm proud to be a german I would be called Nazi from everythere. Even in our own country it is risky do say that in the public.
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Stolicus Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
Yeah, this is terrible :(
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imaginaryverythought Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Second that. But as a person speaking out loud what I am thinking I had a lot of conversations with people, for whom having national pride was a reason to end the friendship. As if I said "I like to dominate the whole world!" It's just that I like to be a part of a nation that had a lot of war ongoing, on its own fault, on others fault and still has such a beautiful language, culture and some bright things to look at (e.g science, poetry and industry).
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RunawayComics Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AW! i want to hug Germany!
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goldenwarefox Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
poor germany
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XDB5 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Freaking history
At my last school I was asked what country I would like to visit and I said Thailand or Germany and an underclassmate said oooo why? So you can go see the nazis? I wanna go with you so I can shoot the Germans
And I was like you pink underwear perv , which shut him up
The comeback I said was something that happened between our table group which is a story for an other time
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BlueTaffy Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
American here! When I was 12 or so and in Middle school I was playing with this girl. She said "blah blah blah Christian girl" and I replied "nuh uh Jew girl" and grinned brightly at her. The guy in the seat next to us turned around and said to my adorable (blonde) haired 12 year old self "go shave your hair you bitch nazi." I immediately started to cry, as I had no idea what that was about (we don't learn about that until freshman year of high school). For four hours. Suffice to say the rest of the class thought he was an asshole after that.

To this day I don't know what his fucking problem is. Everyone here calls Jewish peeps Jews and no one else takes offense. So dunno why he had a stick up his ass about it. He probably has a heart attack everytime John Stewart calls himself a Jew.
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AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Some people are too dim to make the distinction between harmless banter and an expression of hate.
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