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Not a Yahtzee by humon Not a Yahtzee by humon
You might have to say “yahtzee” out loud to get the joke.

Pretty much how the German government reacts whenever Nazis are mentioned, if German soldiers does something violent somewhere, or if anything that could in anyway make people think of Nazis happens. They’re quite paranoid about the subject.
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Professional General Artist
As a german I can state that this is friggin' accurate. 

*hides in a corner*
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Edited Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really, I'm sick of this "All Germans are Nazis" shit... It's just stupidly annoying! All countries made mistakes (except for Switzerland, they don't give a damn) but Germany is "the worst" just because some random dude with a horrible haircut became it's chancellor and pretty much forced Germany into a pointless war. By the way, is it true that Hitler's speeches make some sense if you speak proper German? By "sense", I mean "he is speaking actual stuff, not some unrelated gibberish".
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Professional General Artist
Yes it is true. You can understand what he's saying, but it's quite hard to understand even for german people. Most likely because his accent is pretty heavy... at least that's how I feel about this, of course I cannot speak for everyone in my country haha 
I guess my ancestors had no problem with understanding him at all, since the way of talking was somewhat different back then '^'
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many thanks. Well, language changes in time. Besides, he was from Austria, so maybe there was a tiny difference, like British and American English.
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
Actually the difference between the way austrians speak and germans speak is really big, it's almost a whole different language. Some words are the same so you may be able to kind-of understand what they're talking about but that's it. You can hardly make out details because they use a whole bunch of different words to describe certain things and have quite a heavy accent. : >
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, I see... Dammit, I thought Austrian German is almost the same as the "regular" Deutsch. Well, people learn every day.
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Aishishi Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
Haha XD Yeah, I guess so. A fellow student of mine was austrian. They have their own 'language' but also learn to speak "High German", which is the language that is most common in Germany. So they can communicate with you if they want but if they start to speak their austrian german it's really messed up and hard to understand haha XD
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svesamikreteni Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
At least they speak German, unlike myself. Ich habe Deutsch im Schule gelernt, aber jetzt Ich habe alles... Umm, Vergossen? I never understood the past tense if you don't just stick a "ge" at the beginning of the word... For the first time in five years, I'm speaking German, or at least trying to
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a-yogfic-writer Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Germany .(
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Hellraiser1998 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw dang that really sucks!!! And it must really hurt them since so many people remember it  and still talk about it :(  not to mention they made a movie involving the hitler thing.
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Hound-Dog-34 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
:icontearsofjoyplz: ohhwwwwoooo....TTmTT poor Germany.
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Seraphsword-Seraphs Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
D'awww, Germany, you poor thing! C'mere! *holds out arms for a hug*
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Spiritswriter123 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yahtzee Germany, the most wretched of all places
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MissHellspride Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
I really like everything you do with Germany. I'm German- and I've never really liked Germany all that much- I really wish I lived in Great Britain. But your angsty, insecure Germany is so adorable, and also spot-on, that you've made me, in a way, love my home country again. Heart 
...If- if that's okay with you guys. No Nazi here. Really. *squints at everyone*
ONO please don't look at meeeeee!! Oh Noes! 
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Enbi-to-Miruku Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh, now... You're adorable :)
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MissHellspride Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
Am... I really? Or are you being sarcastic? Sweating a little... 
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Enbi-to-Miruku Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Aww... No, I'm not! I was being honest :love:
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MissHellspride Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Well in that case, thank you for the compliment! You rock! :D (Big Grin) 
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sketchArtBrony Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel so sorry for Germany 
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Aflred-F-Jones Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

If you only make two colossal screw ups in 4,000 years... then you're Germany

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Andi-Tiucs Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Poor Germany! 
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ynne-black Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I think I don't understand...? I can't really read it out loud, I don't know how to pronounce it
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brkh96 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
"Nahtzee" (Nazi) ;)
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ynne-black Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Whoa. I see :D Thank you
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JackieReaper Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
poor Germany!!!!
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FiriFiri-chan Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist
Do you have a Venezuela or Portugal?
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MikelaManske Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
I have often been in this situation, seing that I'm part german (and part greek, for that matter :P).
Living in Greece is getting harder to take, especially when everyone calls you "Merkel" or always looks at you during a political conversation that has to do with the two countries. Getting called a nazi is almost easier to process nowadays than the other shit.

I do remember one time when I was little, I was sitting with my father and he was watching a WW2 movie, and I asked him "Daddy, why are the bad people speaking like Mom?".
Reflecting on that was always a reminder that you will always have to deal with stereotypes, one way or another. More importantly, never let them hurt anyone you love.
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CandyTwister Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This reminds me, do you have an Israel and Palestine?
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Woolfiee Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I wonder too
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CandyTwister Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
It would be an interesting 'political' relationship.
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eurora94 Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
eh, sorry Germany :S
-norwegian
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Lemellemstrand Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
I feeling so sorry for Germany
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InkHappy Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
I think it's interesting how you made Germany and Nazi Germany separate characters.(A big relief, honestly) I'm guessing that Nazi Germany bullied Germany proceeding and during WW2 to make him do what he wanted.
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PokemonFan1235 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Hmm years of theropy down the drain
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TheOneChaos Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my poor germany D:
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BlackInkBerry Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha... as a german, I usually wouldn't say that I'm proud to be one, but I truly am! And honestly, also as a Muslim, everybody's like pfssshhh who gives a crap anyways
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Carpe---Noctem Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
that's so true. It's sad that as a german you can not have a national pride. If I woul say I'm proud to be a german I would be called Nazi from everythere. Even in our own country it is risky do say that in the public.
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Stolicus Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
Yeah, this is terrible :(
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imaginaryverythought Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Second that. But as a person speaking out loud what I am thinking I had a lot of conversations with people, for whom having national pride was a reason to end the friendship. As if I said "I like to dominate the whole world!" It's just that I like to be a part of a nation that had a lot of war ongoing, on its own fault, on others fault and still has such a beautiful language, culture and some bright things to look at (e.g science, poetry and industry).
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RunawayComics Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AW! i want to hug Germany!
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goldenwarefox Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
poor germany
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XDB5 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Freaking history
At my last school I was asked what country I would like to visit and I said Thailand or Germany and an underclassmate said oooo why? So you can go see the nazis? I wanna go with you so I can shoot the Germans
And I was like you pink underwear perv , which shut him up
The comeback I said was something that happened between our table group which is a story for an other time
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BlueTaffy Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
American here! When I was 12 or so and in Middle school I was playing with this girl. She said "blah blah blah Christian girl" and I replied "nuh uh Jew girl" and grinned brightly at her. The guy in the seat next to us turned around and said to my adorable (blonde) haired 12 year old self "go shave your hair you bitch nazi." I immediately started to cry, as I had no idea what that was about (we don't learn about that until freshman year of high school). For four hours. Suffice to say the rest of the class thought he was an asshole after that.

To this day I don't know what his fucking problem is. Everyone here calls Jewish peeps Jews and no one else takes offense. So dunno why he had a stick up his ass about it. He probably has a heart attack everytime John Stewart calls himself a Jew.
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AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Some people are too dim to make the distinction between harmless banter and an expression of hate.
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BlueTaffy Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I gave the line "some of my best friends are jewish people" *facepalm*, it was untrue, too. I just wanted him to feel guilty instead of looking smug at my tears.
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KiwiFruit07 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm German.

When I'm walking in a sort of march that I do just for the heck of it when I'm bored, my friend calls it my Nazi march. And it pisses me off, let me tell you.
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AuthoressofAwesome Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Germany.
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accailia118 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
what r the countrys that u havent turn into people cause i want to make an oc for this
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TwentyfootAngels Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Germany needs a hug. A great big one.
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mynameisducky Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Baaw :( poor germany
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