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Everything the dark elf is saying is from self help advises for submissives in BDSM relationships. I couldn't help but laugh a little when I read them because it sounded so much like something the dark elf men would say to someone who wasn't acting accordingly to their customs.

And I see them more and more as fantasy gender reversed Victorian upper-class people. They understand why "savages" from other cultures don't understand why the dark elf way of life is the most cultured and finest in the world, but acting uncivilized within their own homes is very very inappropriate and shocking.

I imagine the light elf to be someone who committed a crime and was to be executed, but got away and managed to convince a dark elf lady to take him into her house. In this world light elves and dark elves are trying to keep peace so they aren't allowed to attack each other. So a person from one race can run to another race and it would be the equivalent of crossing the border to another country to avoid prison.
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WritterInTheArtHat Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Jykell Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The source of this concept made it even funnier!
Ud-the-Imp Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
From this exchange here, I probably guess that Light Elves have a bit more gender balance than the heavily female dominated Dark Elves.  Or at the very least female dominated but males being no where near as culturally submissive as Dark Elf males.
Asdruabel Featured By Owner Edited Nov 20, 2015  Student General Artist
Perhaps as opposed to the stricy matriarchy of the dark elves, high elves are patriarchal, but only mildly.

Like the modern Western society where women are free to pursue their careers if they want to but are still not obliged to, as men are considered the leading gender.
Ud-the-Imp Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015
Could be.
rachelillustrates Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
This is absolutely wonderful.
CharmingLockett Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
I fell over giggling :)
CPLJohnner Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
God they look mortified XDDDD
Kereea Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the "GASP!" panel.  Especially the light elf's "what did I do now?" look.
Ramonerdna Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
rhar1703 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're flucking awesome XD!
Welcome to my list of favorite artists.
I've never really heard of dark elf's before except in d&d
Mawxee Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
... So I suppose the answer to the light elf's question is a no.
Ixbran Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
I need more of this ...
Mumume Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
I could get into dark elf culture.
hellhound1225 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Writer
this somehow reminds me of house elves
Neranella Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
:rofl: Excellent ! just perfect !
The-Seventh-Gate Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Such a humorous comic :3
vitrial Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
dat last panel, golden!
Kidforlife Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SkellyBro Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I dunno. Being the ruler of a bunch of men who don't want anything and have no say sounds soooo awesome. I mean slavery yeah but.... It sounds so nice. ._.
oosick Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
elves are so wierd. -__-
Annawiss Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
... i just read the description... now why were you reading self help advises for sub missives in BDSM relationships????? lol (sorry, i had to point it out)

ps: i really love all your work though!
Harpsiccord Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I understand exactly what the dark elf means when he talks, and I'm dark skinned myself- does that mean I'm a Dark Elf? B-but I don't like elves! I'm not an elf, I'm a hobbit! I'm so conflicted! D:
death-lily Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I prefer the Light elf instead of the Dark elf. More Light elf please! XD :heart:
Mahou-Koneko Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
That last panel is wonderful.
diepinkeEminenz Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
"He's so fragile" I think I just choked a bit while laughing. Thank you for the nice stories, this will amuse me for days on end ^^"
Sonicfanbybirth Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What did the Dark Elf Lady think of it? I just get a feeling she'd actually be fine with visiting her mother instead XD
xNakisax Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
The difference between a submissive's dominant and a dark elf lady is that the dominant wants the submissive to be happy to. Otherwise the dom is very selfish and not a good dom AT ALL. Most subs would be advised to stay away from a dom that is known for not taking good care of their sub. The good thing is that most subs are made happy by serving their dom in some way, thus the happiness cycle is complete. Dark elf ladies are very selfish dommes, though some subs do like that sort of treatment :P
Not to say I don't love your comic and haven't seen that exact same advice! I just like to propagate good advice for subs :)
Socks192 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
laughed harder than I should have.
Either way, love it.
BernyTheWolf Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hilarious! haha! XD
DragonDarkFire Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Traditional Artist
ahaha i love those two!!!
GayStudent Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Haha. Light elfs have a lot to learn. I like the mentalety.
Kekkun Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
I love these comics. C:
NekonaHisaki Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the dark elf guy with facial hair. <3 He cracks me up to no end. :3
LostusAsLambus Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The comic is funny and I know about the bdsm community but I have to admit that I'm a little horrified that any person would feel that way regarding another, either male or female. I guess I know where I stand...
humon Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
Well, it's important to understand that it's all just a game where people play out their fantasies. Like live role players who play ocrs and dwarves. So they have fantasies about dominating or being dominated which they act out for a few hours. In real life the things the elves are saying are meant for playtime only, unless the couple lives the lifestyle 24/7.
LostusAsLambus Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, thank you. I made the post before scrolling down and reading the comments about it being "in scene." However; having grown up around and having interacted with some extremely conservative sects of Christianity where some women were actually taught they had no right (or that it's sinful) to disagree with or say no to their husbands, I guess I take this a little more seriously than others might. It's like being in a scene, but for real, and you can't get out. :p
rosebud2013 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love how you relate the subject towards BDSM...i'm happy and feel special now ^_^
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, the Dark Elves' reactions are great!
HallowedShellsArt Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hilarious, that last part was definitely my favorite. :lol:
TM1Forever Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
:D This is hilarious
gracejenks Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
ok, see.
The real question here would be, would they get punished for trying to change her mind or just saying that they don't want to visit her sister?
would she get angry? Put them in their place? be shocked? or would she simply go, "Hmm? oh? Alright, we'll go see my mother." or maybe, "then you can stay here."
or jsut, "deal with it."
Wanderer619 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Well Done
ShmoryGilmore Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love these guys XD
Phenixia Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Mmm... I wonder if the lady was displeased or not. If she was, what will be his punishment?
cutelaughter Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*GASP* lol =)
I always enjoy your comics :hug:
Xhydralisk Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, culture.
Rytko Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the face expressions X)
ArcanumTwilight Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Hahahahahahaha!!!! >w<
Momo-no-kuni Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
I want those elfs in my future Harem! xD
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