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Only jerks and bimbos by humon Only jerks and bimbos by humon
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I'm so tired of being asked "Why do women only like jerks"/"Why do guys only want bimbos?"

They. Don't.

I'm a chubby little geek girl, but in every school or workplace I've been to there has always been one or two guys who liked me, ranging from total geeks to the football hero. So obviously not all men want a "bimbo". You just have to keep your eyes open.

And I'm the living proof that not all women want "jerks", seeing as I only have eyes for nice guys with manners, and couldn't care less if he has a nice car (In fact, don't ever try to impress me with your car. It's a major turn off for me). And no, I'm not a rare breed. Like I said, open your eyes.

So don't blame it on others that you tend to fall in love with people who don't like your type. ;)

EDIT: Jesus people! Why isn't the pink woman allowed to be happy? :XD:
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Frostfirezero Featured By Owner 5 days ago   Artist
You know what? what if a person here thinks she's the purple one but other people think of her as the pink one? Same for those guys who think they're the green one.
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dszulanto Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
May i share this to another social media?
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
Your drawings are supreme, but this one as well as the caption is completely false and untrue. Any, any girl will elope with a jerk if had such a chance. There is no exceptions. You might not want to admit to it because of social norms that prescribes you the feminine modesty. 
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zhephs Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
oohho my godddd oho my god you missed the whole point of this
you are so wrong man

intelligent girls know what they want, and most of the time, they want a nice guy who treats them right
other girls how ever who arent as.. perspective idk just want to date hot guys or something

BUT
if youre nice to a girl and she says she isnt interested, that doesnt mean that she only likes jerks you walnut

"but i was super polite and nice to her!! wouldnt it be the right thing for her to do?!"
if you expect a woman has to date you because you were nice to her, then thats why you cry into your sweat dripping fedora every night because you have never gotten laid
she doesnt have to
she doesnt owe you anything
so shut the fuck up, try being a bit less of an ignorant asswipe, accept that a woman doesnt like you, you dont have to cry about it because not every women is going to like you

btw
>big words do not make you look smarter
>just because a guy is attractive and charismatic does not mean hes a "jerk"
>if you say shit like this you dont even deserve a girl
>shut up pls
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Edited Dec 5, 2014
All girls want the same thing. Intelligent ones might be more successful in suppressing their desire or more scared of expressing them, being weaker than the outgoing cheerleader types and fearing reprimands from them. But all the same, it is a proven fact. Any PUA would tell you so.

A guy that is attractive is a jerk, that's precisely why he is attractive to the girls. They want it so. 

Your reply is very emotional for some reason. No one owes anyone nothing. we just act as we are hard wired biologically. Your teen age will pass don't you worry. 
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zhephs Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
please do not reproduce
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
Too late I did already a few times actually. How did I succeeded? Had to learn what is untrue and pretended to be a jerk.
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zhephs Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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anla-tret Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... Are you sure you aren't one because your reply makes you look like one or are you just jerky 24/7...
Also, a jerk asked my friend to kiss him once just because he thought he was 'cool' and every girl 'wanted' to. Long story short, he was punched. 
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
So what. Punching a jerk and wanting him at the same time, no contradiction. The jerks are to prove their jerkiness by overcoming such a resistance. Any bonobo would tell you so. 
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