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Only jerks and bimbos by humon Only jerks and bimbos by humon
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I'm so tired of being asked "Why do women only like jerks"/"Why do guys only want bimbos?"

They. Don't.

I'm a chubby little geek girl, but in every school or workplace I've been to there has always been one or two guys who liked me, ranging from total geeks to the football hero. So obviously not all men want a "bimbo". You just have to keep your eyes open.

And I'm the living proof that not all women want "jerks", seeing as I only have eyes for nice guys with manners, and couldn't care less if he has a nice car (In fact, don't ever try to impress me with your car. It's a major turn off for me). And no, I'm not a rare breed. Like I said, open your eyes.

So don't blame it on others that you tend to fall in love with people who don't like your type. ;)

EDIT: Jesus people! Why isn't the pink woman allowed to be happy? :XD:
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:iconthedarkgallade:
TheDarkGallade Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
nice to see a feminist on here who's like me
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:iconskydragon2480:
SkyDragon2480 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
Interesting
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:iconwritterinthearthat:
WritterInTheArtHat Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Oh, what a twist! :D
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:iconedoardodesanaioverno:
edoardodesanaioverno Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student General Artist
really touchy <3
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:iconomega208:
Omega208 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so true, it hurts
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:icond93-d:
D93-D Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
Omg that is so true hhhhh I think I had coment on this twice 
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:iconaskthegreyskull:
AskTheGreySkull Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist
WTF
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:iconredscarfhybrid:
RedScarfHybrid Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  New Deviant
high chance that this is very true without anyone noticing what really happening
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:iconzeropegasi:
ZeroPegasi Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I have seen your animal relationship cartoons on the likes of tumblr, and I really like them, if only people can learn from them the world would be a far better place.
Then I saw this one, at first I was like "Yeah I can relate" then I saw all of it and I now I fully understand. It has taken years but I do now. and I want to say thank you.

BTW keep up with these cartoons, not only are they informative they are also cute.
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:iconleomutt:
Leomutt Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it's funny cuz most of the time , especially with me and my friends, after high school or during we'd find out the guys who would some times pick on us liked us
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:iconthenewblu:
TheNewBlu Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
Oh my. I would imagine this to be a thing.
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:iconsinfulvixxen:
SinfulVixxen Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TRUE. ASS. STORY.
WTF
PEOPLE/
LOVE WHO YA LOVE.
god dsjadwdjk
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:iconflamewhirlwind176:
FlameWhirlwind176 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
talk about a vicious cycle.
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:iconmodsisawesome123:
MODSISAWESOME123 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student General Artist
I'm definitely the purple one...
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:iconfinja-ohne-n:
Finja-ohne-N Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
only smart one in this is the pink one lol
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:iconamaya73:
amaya73 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahaha
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:iconholaraincloud:
HolaRaincloud Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So true; so good
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:iconemaxximus:
EMAXXIMUS Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
omg so true
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:iconc0bra5t0rm:
c0bra5t0rm Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TEH CIRCLE UV LIEF ERICKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconkyrtuck:
kyrtuck Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw dang, thats clever!
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:iconmoroki123:
moroki123 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
The bimbo is happy because she is the only one that is open about her feelings. Some guys over fantasize relationships. Its not really healthy but the reason why they do it is because they have no realistic expectations to base a relationship on because they either have little or no actual relationship experience. The bimbo gets put on a pedestal and practically worshiped. Which gets annoying because the bimbo is used to all of the attention and wants some one that isn't so willing to please. Or at least thats my take on it. You prove a good point. I for one am not a fan of being walked all over.
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:iconzackrobbman:
zackrobbman Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
Lol Genius
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:iconlonewolf1255:
lonewolf1255 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015   Digital Artist
Isn't this so true?
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:icontoastedtoast15:
ToastedToast15 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Agreed! I'm just like you! ;)
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:icondjthundercloud381:
DjThundercloud381 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is so true
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:iconblingblingqueen:
blingblingqueen Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my goodness I love this xD
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:iconemeralddragon2:
Emeralddragon2 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
hehe, anarchy.
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:iconhorrormgafan19:
HorrorMGAfan19 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
gamer 4 life
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:iconltsprinkles:
LtSprinkles Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
i am the gamer. 
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:iconkittyquickpaws:
KittyQuickPaws Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I'm definitely the pink one...
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Septagons Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I like this concept alot because it speaks volumes about our society. Both men and women are expected to act a certain way thanks to the gender roles that have been developed overtime. 

Sadly the media only further pushes "male" and "female" traits onto people so that they feel they must fit the mold that has been given to them even if they don't agree with it. 

The truth is, if people stopped judging each other so critically on what is the right/wrong behavior of gender then I don't think things would be so polarizing. Meaning, situations like this where supposedly only girls like jerks and guys like bimbos would more than likely diminish. 

Even if people banded together and rid the world of nasty labels and ideologies, there would still be people out there who choose to stick to old principles. Only difference? Numbers would be minute and we'd only be one step closer to equality for both sexes. Rather than men and women diverging, we would be one step closer to understanding one another. Thus eliminating the ridiculous notions that society has created.

Wow, sorry to get all philosophical. Just my two cents for the day.
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Sleepy-Fox1 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh the irony
I love this so much xD
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:iconxanness:
Xanness Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
Awwww! *why can' I attract guys who are understanding and supportive?*
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:iconmroztheallmighty:
mroztheallmighty Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sure I'm the blue guy
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:iconnibor289:
nibor289 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha XD 
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:iconjavabeanjohnny:
JavaBeanJohnny Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
its funny, i feel like I look like blue, but am actually a green
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:iconroycegrey:
RoyceGrey Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
"They. Don't."

Good!
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:iconfrostfirezero:
Frostfirezero Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014   Artist
You know what? what if a person here thinks she's the purple one but other people think of her as the pink one? Same for those guys who think they're the green one.
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dszulanto Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
May i share this to another social media?
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:iconfreebunny4u:
freebunny4u Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
Your drawings are supreme, but this one as well as the caption is completely false and untrue. Any, any girl will elope with a jerk if had such a chance. There is no exceptions. You might not want to admit to it because of social norms that prescribes you the feminine modesty. 
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coolcat0 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
I approve of only men that will respect me. If they don't respect me, I'll kick them where it hurts, and I have very strong legs. Then I will proceed in breaking up with them. Sexists get the same punishment if they even dare to try and date me. I don't like jerks. I like beating the shit outta jerks. There are exceptions idiot.
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:iconfreebunny4u:
freebunny4u Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Wet dreams are made of this
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:iconnovalupe:
NovaLupe Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
nah. I prefer submissive men. they are more fun to have sex with than jerks.
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:iconfreebunny4u:
freebunny4u Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
Marry me :)
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:iconnovalupe:
NovaLupe Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
no thank you! I already have a sub to satisfy my needs :P.
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:iconzhephs:
zhephs Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oohho my godddd oho my god you missed the whole point of this
you are so wrong man

intelligent girls know what they want, and most of the time, they want a nice guy who treats them right
other girls how ever who arent as.. perspective idk just want to date hot guys or something

BUT
if youre nice to a girl and she says she isnt interested, that doesnt mean that she only likes jerks you walnut

"but i was super polite and nice to her!! wouldnt it be the right thing for her to do?!"
if you expect a woman has to date you because you were nice to her, then thats why you cry into your sweat dripping fedora every night because you have never gotten laid
she doesnt have to
she doesnt owe you anything
so shut the fuck up, try being a bit less of an ignorant asswipe, accept that a woman doesnt like you, you dont have to cry about it because not every women is going to like you

btw
>big words do not make you look smarter
>just because a guy is attractive and charismatic does not mean hes a "jerk"
>if you say shit like this you dont even deserve a girl
>shut up pls
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AdoptItNow Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Lawl your icon matches everything you said XDD
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:iconcoolcat0:
coolcat0 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
Woah, hold on. Aren't you kinda insulting a little bit of everyone? I'm more or less intelligent, and I only want nice guys. That much is true. If he's hot, BONUS! You're also being kinda rude to everyone else, and I don't find it funny. I'm a jerk a lot of the time and I don't say that stuff.
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:iconzhephs:
zhephs Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i do not understand how it is rude
and i didnt mean to insult everyone nono
and i mean by "intelligent" i mean like
smart enough not to be with someone that doesnt deserve them
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:iconcoolcat0:
coolcat0 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Well, yeah, but how you said it came off as rude. I know, I make that mistake a lot, but still. You don't need to call names. That's all I'm saying.
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