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Only jerks and bimbos by humon Only jerks and bimbos by humon
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I'm so tired of being asked "Why do women only like jerks"/"Why do guys only want bimbos?"

They. Don't.

I'm a chubby little geek girl, but in every school or workplace I've been to there has always been one or two guys who liked me, ranging from total geeks to the football hero. So obviously not all men want a "bimbo". You just have to keep your eyes open.

And I'm the living proof that not all women want "jerks", seeing as I only have eyes for nice guys with manners, and couldn't care less if he has a nice car (In fact, don't ever try to impress me with your car. It's a major turn off for me). And no, I'm not a rare breed. Like I said, open your eyes.

So don't blame it on others that you tend to fall in love with people who don't like your type. ;)

EDIT: Jesus people! Why isn't the pink woman allowed to be happy? :XD:
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c0bra5t0rm Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TEH CIRCLE UV LIEF ERICKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Aw dang, thats clever!
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moroki123 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
The bimbo is happy because she is the only one that is open about her feelings. Some guys over fantasize relationships. Its not really healthy but the reason why they do it is because they have no realistic expectations to base a relationship on because they either have little or no actual relationship experience. The bimbo gets put on a pedestal and practically worshiped. Which gets annoying because the bimbo is used to all of the attention and wants some one that isn't so willing to please. Or at least thats my take on it. You prove a good point. I for one am not a fan of being walked all over.
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zackrobbman Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  New member
Lol Genius
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:iconlonewolf1255:
lonewolf1255 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015   Digital Artist
Isn't this so true?
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ToastedToast15 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Agreed! I'm just like you! ;)
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DjThundercloud381 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is so true
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blingblingqueen Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Oh my goodness I love this xD
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Emeralddragon2 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
hehe, anarchy.
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:iconhorrormgafan19:
HorrorMGAfan19 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
gamer 4 life
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:iconltsprinkles:
LtSprinkles Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
i am the gamer. 
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KittyQuickPaws Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  New member Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm definitely the pink one...
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Septagons Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I like this concept alot because it speaks volumes about our society. Both men and women are expected to act a certain way thanks to the gender roles that have been developed overtime. 

Sadly the media only further pushes "male" and "female" traits onto people so that they feel they must fit the mold that has been given to them even if they don't agree with it. 

The truth is, if people stopped judging each other so critically on what is the right/wrong behavior of gender then I don't think things would be so polarizing. Meaning, situations like this where supposedly only girls like jerks and guys like bimbos would more than likely diminish. 

Even if people banded together and rid the world of nasty labels and ideologies, there would still be people out there who choose to stick to old principles. Only difference? Numbers would be minute and we'd only be one step closer to equality for both sexes. Rather than men and women diverging, we would be one step closer to understanding one another. Thus eliminating the ridiculous notions that society has created.

Wow, sorry to get all philosophical. Just my two cents for the day.
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Sleepy-Fox1 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh the irony
I love this so much xD
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Xanness Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
Awwww! *why can' I attract guys who are understanding and supportive?*
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mroztheallmighty Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sure I'm the blue guy
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nibor289 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha XD 
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JavaBeanJohnny Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
its funny, i feel like I look like blue, but am actually a green
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RoyceGrey Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
"They. Don't."

Good!
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Frostfirezero Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014   Artist
You know what? what if a person here thinks she's the purple one but other people think of her as the pink one? Same for those guys who think they're the green one.
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dszulanto Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
May i share this to another social media?
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
Your drawings are supreme, but this one as well as the caption is completely false and untrue. Any, any girl will elope with a jerk if had such a chance. There is no exceptions. You might not want to admit to it because of social norms that prescribes you the feminine modesty. 
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coolcat0 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
I approve of only men that will respect me. If they don't respect me, I'll kick them where it hurts, and I have very strong legs. Then I will proceed in breaking up with them. Sexists get the same punishment if they even dare to try and date me. I don't like jerks. I like beating the shit outta jerks. There are exceptions idiot.
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
Wet dreams are made of this
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NovaLupe Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
nah. I prefer submissive men. they are more fun to have sex with than jerks.
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
Marry me :)
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NovaLupe Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
no thank you! I already have a sub to satisfy my needs :P.
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zhephs Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oohho my godddd oho my god you missed the whole point of this
you are so wrong man

intelligent girls know what they want, and most of the time, they want a nice guy who treats them right
other girls how ever who arent as.. perspective idk just want to date hot guys or something

BUT
if youre nice to a girl and she says she isnt interested, that doesnt mean that she only likes jerks you walnut

"but i was super polite and nice to her!! wouldnt it be the right thing for her to do?!"
if you expect a woman has to date you because you were nice to her, then thats why you cry into your sweat dripping fedora every night because you have never gotten laid
she doesnt have to
she doesnt owe you anything
so shut the fuck up, try being a bit less of an ignorant asswipe, accept that a woman doesnt like you, you dont have to cry about it because not every women is going to like you

btw
>big words do not make you look smarter
>just because a guy is attractive and charismatic does not mean hes a "jerk"
>if you say shit like this you dont even deserve a girl
>shut up pls
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AdoptItNow Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Lawl your icon matches everything you said XDD
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coolcat0 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
Woah, hold on. Aren't you kinda insulting a little bit of everyone? I'm more or less intelligent, and I only want nice guys. That much is true. If he's hot, BONUS! You're also being kinda rude to everyone else, and I don't find it funny. I'm a jerk a lot of the time and I don't say that stuff.
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zhephs Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i do not understand how it is rude
and i didnt mean to insult everyone nono
and i mean by "intelligent" i mean like
smart enough not to be with someone that doesnt deserve them
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coolcat0 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Well, yeah, but how you said it came off as rude. I know, I make that mistake a lot, but still. You don't need to call names. That's all I'm saying.
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BlackJoe23 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
>posting greentext outside of 4chan
gtfo newfag
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zhephs Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist

>"Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps."
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Edited Dec 5, 2014
All girls want the same thing. Intelligent ones might be more successful in suppressing their desire or more scared of expressing them, being weaker than the outgoing cheerleader types and fearing reprimands from them. But all the same, it is a proven fact. Any PUA would tell you so.

A guy that is attractive is a jerk, that's precisely why he is attractive to the girls. They want it so. 

Your reply is very emotional for some reason. No one owes anyone nothing. we just act as we are hard wired biologically. Your teen age will pass don't you worry. 
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zhephs Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
please do not reproduce
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
Too late I did already a few times actually. How did I succeeded? Had to learn what is untrue and pretended to be a jerk.
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zhephs Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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anla-tret Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... Are you sure you aren't one because your reply makes you look like one or are you just jerky 24/7...
Also, a jerk asked my friend to kiss him once just because he thought he was 'cool' and every girl 'wanted' to. Long story short, he was punched. 
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
So what. Punching a jerk and wanting him at the same time, no contradiction. The jerks are to prove their jerkiness by overcoming such a resistance. Any bonobo would tell you so. 
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anla-tret Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A) wanting him? no b) the dude did overcome the resistance by asking other people to kiss him.
But my point was that  no, girls to not just launch themselves to the arms of a dude acting like a jerk and, in my personal experience, generally dislike them.

Furthermore, your argument before was that all girls wanted jerks but now you are saying bimbo (I am going to assume that is what you meant rather than a type of chimpanzee). Are you implying that all females are bimbos? because you are wrong there.
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Duesal10 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
:P

This couldn't be more wrong.
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Prove that.
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:iconduesal10:
Duesal10 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Something tells me that you aren't very close to any girls.

Anyway, prove that? You're the one who made a generalization. You really think that every girl adheres to it? That's bullshit.
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
Generalizations are good. Like, if you see here the similar drawings about molluscs , birds , bonobos and what not do you object for us generalizing them? Ain't bonobos sharing lot of genes with us.

Anyways, I guess that's what annoyed me : the highly untrue drawing about humans put together with supposedly scientific content about the wildlife species. How do we know these scientific findings are not distorted as well for the needs of feminist or gay lobbies. Everything so political these days.

As to you my friends if you feel that something tells you things try to locate the source of the voice. If it is in your head consulting dsm5 might be a good idea.
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Duesal10 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
... Where the heck did that come from?

YOU said THIS: "Any, any girl will elope with a jerk if had such a chance. There is no exceptions."

And I'M saying that statement is absolutely not true. 

The scientific context or whatever of the drawings and the feminist or gay lobbies had absolutely nothing with what I was saying you were wrong about, and I'm very confused as to why you even brought that up in the first place.
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freebunny4u Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
It is true though. We're there conditions like the jerk available, possibilities like she being not in high security institution , our Juliet runs for her Romeo . You have no basis for what you are saying, just a convention of our society as opposed to the scientific fact that women alas are primates like bonobo.
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Duesal10 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
How ironic that you're the one making incredibly sexist statements like this and then you claim that your views are supported by scientific evidence. I would personally LOVE to see what research you're basing this off of. If you show me something that has even a hint of legitimacy, then so be it. I was wrong.

But until that happens I'm holding my initial stance that women can like any type of guy.
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death-lily Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
Can this become a series? Or just shorts? It would be interesting how this story plays out. :)
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CommanderFluffFluff Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it would be interesting. I imagine purple keeps trying to get green's attention while blue keeps trying to impress purple. I think it's cute how Blue can't get purple's attention. It's probably because he has Pink around his arm.
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