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Only jerks and bimbos by humon Only jerks and bimbos by humon
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I'm so tired of being asked "Why do women only like jerks"/"Why do guys only want bimbos?"

They. Don't.

I'm a chubby little geek girl, but in every school or workplace I've been to there has always been one or two guys who liked me, ranging from total geeks to the football hero. So obviously not all men want a "bimbo". You just have to keep your eyes open.

And I'm the living proof that not all women want "jerks", seeing as I only have eyes for nice guys with manners, and couldn't care less if he has a nice car (In fact, don't ever try to impress me with your car. It's a major turn off for me). And no, I'm not a rare breed. Like I said, open your eyes.

So don't blame it on others that you tend to fall in love with people who don't like your type. ;)

EDIT: Jesus people! Why isn't the pink woman allowed to be happy? :XD:
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:iconepicblockman11:
Epicblockman11 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  New Deviant
Hahahahaha! Dude, I love it XD!
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:iconjaseekadarkblade2020:
JaseekaDarkblade2020 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
That is hilarious!Wait for it... 
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:icondina-soar:
Dina-soar Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016
the last one hit me hard
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:iconjoeabuy1000:
joeabuy1000 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
And they lived unhappily ever after the end.
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:icontmntis4ever:
Tmntis4ever Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
iv'e seen this all over the internet, its nice to know where it came from this is super cool your amazing 
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:iconmeteorofbullshit:
Meteorofbullshit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
let me see this: 

Nerdy guy wants the bimbo because "oh looks, tits!"

The nerdy girl want the nerdy guy because their similar lives (?)

And the "jerk" want the nerdy girl because "WO2 gamer girl D:>! thats gona be cool!"
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:iconelementaltable:
elementaltable Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
The nerdy girl actually wants the cool guy.
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:icondeliriouskitten1738:
DeliriousKitten1738 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
XD
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:iconrusted-gore:
Rusted-Gore Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Both funny and relatable. Also, love the pink woman, she's so innocent and lovey.
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:iconrussianannab:
RussianAnnaB Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015
Amen
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:iconpinkspacebird:
PinkSpaceBird Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't liked cars 
I like cute people with a good sense of humor
And by 'cute' I mean a smol person with glasses. That's my definition of cute. Smol, glasses, probably kinda messy hair.
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:icondeliriouskitten1738:
DeliriousKitten1738 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
Oh. U mean like Fritz Smith from Five Nights at Freddy's?

XD
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:iconpinkspacebird:
PinkSpaceBird Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean like 
I mean like
Idk lol
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:iconfrozenomad:
Frozenomad Featured By Owner Edited Nov 18, 2015
I tried to impress a girl ironically because I have what you might call a 'mom vehicle' (Honda CRV 2010). It was pretty funny.
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:iconsarcastic-overlord:
sarcastic-overlord Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2015
this makes me feel better about myself
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:iconskyhdb:
SkyHDB Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2015  Student Artist
Such is life
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:iconmythicalbeast4:
mythicalbeast4 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015
that's the truth most of the time
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:iconendrel1110:
Endrel1110 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Bimbo: Come-on why can't this cool guy to convince them to have an orgy?
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:iconokay21:
okay21 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wat?
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:iconendrel1110:
Endrel1110 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015
The Bimbo actually wants all of them.
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:iconace-catel:
Ace-Catel Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"The more you know"
Nice to remember the truth.
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:iconcappollution:
CapPollution Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That makes me kinda sad.
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:iconmilktimeforever:
MilkTimeForever Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
In the end it's a circle of want.
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:iconoverrated-relish:
Overrated-Relish Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Or the circle of stupidity. It's really up to opinion.
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:icondarkragetm:
DarkRageTM Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist
Dude, this is awesome
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:iconpostpostmodernist:
They what?

and don't what?

you forgot to finish those sentences.
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:iconmikkitikki:
MikkiTikki Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They don't only go after jerks and bimbos.
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:iconwavepaw2:
Wavepaw2 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Kinda reminds me of high school love in a nutshell...for me anyway

In my case though, it was a neverending cycle within my group of friends All. Four. Years....I was the only one that had the guts to ask if my crush wanted to go to homecoming with me. He turned me down of course, he had already asked someone much prettier than me, but at least I asked.

better to ask and be turned down, than to never ask and never know the answer... 
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Opai-Exedra Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:no: ...The irony of all of this is that if just one of these guys spoke up they'd all be happier.
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TheDarkGallade Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
nice to see a feminist on here who's like me
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:iconskydragon2480:
SkyDragon2480 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
Interesting
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:iconwritterinthearthat:
WritterInTheArtHat Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Oh, what a twist! :D
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:iconedoardodesanaioverno:
edoardodesanaioverno Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student General Artist
really touchy <3
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:iconomega208:
Omega208 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so true, it hurts
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:icond93-d:
D93-D Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
Omg that is so true hhhhh I think I had coment on this twice 
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AskTheGreySkull Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist
WTF
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:iconredscarfhybrid:
RedScarfHybrid Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
high chance that this is very true without anyone noticing what really happening
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:iconzeropegasi:
ZeroPegasi Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I have seen your animal relationship cartoons on the likes of tumblr, and I really like them, if only people can learn from them the world would be a far better place.
Then I saw this one, at first I was like "Yeah I can relate" then I saw all of it and I now I fully understand. It has taken years but I do now. and I want to say thank you.

BTW keep up with these cartoons, not only are they informative they are also cute.
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Leomutt Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it's funny cuz most of the time , especially with me and my friends, after high school or during we'd find out the guys who would some times pick on us liked us
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TheNewBlu Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
Oh my. I would imagine this to be a thing.
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:iconhellusination:
Hellusination Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TRUE. ASS. STORY.
WTF
PEOPLE/
LOVE WHO YA LOVE.
god dsjadwdjk
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:iconflamewhirlwind176:
FlameWhirlwind176 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
talk about a vicious cycle.
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:iconmodsisawesome123:
MODSISAWESOME123 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I'm definitely the purple one...
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:iconfinja-ohne-n:
Finja-ohne-N Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
only smart one in this is the pink one lol
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amaya73 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahaha
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:iconholaraincloud:
HolaRaincloud Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So true; so good
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EMAXXIMUS Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
omg so true
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:iconc0bra5t0rm:
c0bra5t0rm Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TEH CIRCLE UV LIEF ERICKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconkyrtuck:
kyrtuck Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw dang, thats clever!
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moroki123 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
The bimbo is happy because she is the only one that is open about her feelings. Some guys over fantasize relationships. Its not really healthy but the reason why they do it is because they have no realistic expectations to base a relationship on because they either have little or no actual relationship experience. The bimbo gets put on a pedestal and practically worshiped. Which gets annoying because the bimbo is used to all of the attention and wants some one that isn't so willing to please. Or at least thats my take on it. You prove a good point. I for one am not a fan of being walked all over.
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