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Oh Kiddo, you will accomplish great things.

No, Natalie isn't pregnant. You people are obsessed with pregnancy!

About Kiddo's age: I have no idea. He acts accordingly to what I need.
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Constrict0r12 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Kiddo's got some serious street smarts and some serious issues.
bbb35 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015
Nnnnope. Not difficult at all. ^^;
WritterInTheArtHat Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015
Kiddo is such a weirdo. But I love him <3
ToastedToast15 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awww, Kiddo's gonna grow up to be just as fucked-up as Niles.
coolcat0 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
I can't stop laughing at your comment, every time I see it I laugh.
ToastedToast15 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! :D
Potterlover137 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
hahaha!! i cracked up when i saw magnus' face! i loved it!!
XsilverdawnwarriorX Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
Kien-Lyons Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IllegalSympathy Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I could imagine the look on teacers faces at Kiddo's pre/school or daycare when he plays cops and robbers with the other kids.
44NTW44 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Student Writer
Their needs to be a comic of that. Kiddo in detention or something, and the disturbed teacher and principal explaining why his parents where summoned. I mean, what the heck would his version of putting a tack on the teacher's chair be?
IllegalSympathy Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A lit ciggerete? God I can only imagine they would make up a story about leaving a violent cop drama on while he was in the room or something XD
44NTW44 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Student Writer
Wow that is the perfect lie for that situation.
They say they left it on Pokemon, but he got hold of the remote.
IllegalSympathy Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Penn-Burton Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I just love the look on his face in the last panel! I almost fell over laughing. Priceless.
Tedz-Da-Bear Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
That kid. Following in a crime lord's footsteps?
Pardoxismminant Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
Heere we go.

So funny though, for real.
FaeHime Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it bad that I knew it was kiddo the moment he mentioned there being a "shadowy" side to the operation XD
Like father's like son XD
cherryhobbit Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
XD oh lord. The last panel made me laugh. No, no it won't be that hard at all XD
Venegal Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
ZEB31 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
aaaw kids today^^ you train them right and they'll be the best assassins ever. Just look at Damian wayne :D
LoveLiebAmor6 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist
*snickers* Magnus looks so disturbed in the last panel. I can't really blame him, though. Kiddo is obviously extremely young, just a kid, but he already knows how to take care of a body. :D
NoXCaiN Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiddos gon have fun in his future
So will magnus(dats the name) but his will be legal
nekodemonstar Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Professional General Artist
I only flash back to Natalie shouting that she blames Neils for everything wrong with Kiddo XD
Lightbulb-101 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why do I find this so hilarious. Peanut brittle all over my keyboard.
ekf501 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
lol Kiddo made the choice for Niels Senior xD his game of robbers and police is adorable and friggin creepy lol
princess-Azzie Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
the look on niel jr. face
IfonlyIwasyours Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012
I like how Kiddy only has them dressed in tank tops and undies.
I think he gets it from his fathers.
rei21 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012
Natalie is pretty selfish, wouldn't be surprised if she would kill Nils son only so that it has better kiddo
atomicfuzzball Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
She's not being selfish - she is just worried about how things would end up in the future. Inheritance has split up many families from all different places - and things are kind of complicated in this issue.

Plus - I don't think Natalie is that evil.
AskTheKiddo Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Natalie is just worried.
humon Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012
Then you have no idea what Natalie is like.
Sinuzaki Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011
Well, actually, the only thing that would make me thing Natalie's pregnant is older Niel's hand placement. But besides that, yeah, my same thoughts xD it's kinda obvious who would take over what
raibean Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011
I hate how people keep asking if Natalie is pregnant! She's just larger! Jeez.
fefe77777 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiddo is so cute in the last pannel XD
Remlit Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
When Kiddo grows up, I really hope the people working for him and his enemies will call him Kiddo and not Elliot. It'd be so funny to see a grown man hiding under the bed, shivering with fear while talking on the phone:

"Why are you whispering?"
"Kiddo's here...!"

Now, of course, this is only funny because it's a comic. Don't judge me ;)
Squirrelfl1ght4evr Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha Kiddo! So cute!
Bumble-Dee Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
you should draw them grown up together!!
TellingMyTruth Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011
I fuckin' love Kiddo.
Y0k0Maybe Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
They both seems so cute!! :heart: I love the expressions you give the people you draw. :]
Manga-Queen-17 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Cute! Ah, Niels, is Natalie's stomach your favourite place to touch? Just asking.
beastchicky Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
Kiddo's a cute child, that's all you need to show. . . I don't know what the family is going to do to poor Neils' (the son) sanity, but I guess the therapist will find out soon enough XD
Nerudan18 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I'd put Kiddo at around 3 or 4.
lekadema Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Student General Artist
kiddo looks soo cute ... i must hug him :hug:
tmjay10 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
>.> i looked at her stomach and how his hand is on her stomach
and assumed <.< and laughed realy hard
cacow-me Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011
...not sure about whether happiness is in order or disgust? But... I'll go with being happy for the family, as they can stay a family, but sad that it's in a bit of an...odd way. :
TerraofDarkness Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011
Kiddo reminds me of myself when I was younger, except all I ever did was leave my dolls tied to the furniture for days in a game of Hostage.
EdwardCullensluver Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011
Best. Comment. All Day.
shydaisy Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Student Digital Artist
to be honest.... kiddo reminds me of my own little sister ._.
good work xD
Severinsen Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Student General Artist
... The character that said Kiddo was going to become a tad messed up was right xD
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