Dear lord, the stuff they make "girly dolls" wear...
I always dressed my Barbies this way. Made playtime so much more fun, but mostly because I didn't want my girl barbies to wear dresses (I hated dresses back then).
OMG, them shirts don't match, and that color looks horrid on his skin... naah, I don't know if any of that is true. I was a strange child, I had plenty of Barbie dolls, but most of the time I preferred to make my own by cutting out people from magazines or making them out of Kleenex, that was a lot of wasted Kleenex....
I like your dialog; I feel that if Barbie were real, this is kinda how it'd happen. xD
predictable at all!