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Pregnant Gods by humon Pregnant Gods by humon
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And what did we learn today? Watch what you eat! It can get you pregnant!

But seriously, anything could get you pregnant in the old myths, and not even men were safe.

There are of course even more stories of men turning into females (human or animal) and getting pregnant that way, but to keep it simple I only added those who got pregnant in male form.
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ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
fairypower Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016
I Loki and the two middle one's the best. That guy is just so happy.
funsizedOtaku Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Student General Artist
-_- damn it Loki not again.
Katzztar Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015
oh my... I've missed out on some myths! and is pleasantly reminded that mpreg has a loooong history ;)
I knew the one time with Zeus amd multiple times with Loki (one as a horse with a horse, then as a milkmaid with a mortal man, he birthed several mortal children  there I think)

I didn't know about the other 4... now I'm gotta to read on them!
LadyShallandra Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i can' breth 
x'D lol-induced cry LOLtears ohhh my gods i love it!
yesyesyes :D
by chance, have you heard of any goddesses who got pregnant by another female, any method goes, in legitimate folklore?
...we have mpreg, what about f + f preg? ...or lespreg i don't know if there's a term for it...
anyway I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
Katzztar Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015
Only one I know of 'no male sired this child' birth off the top of my head was Hera birthing Hephaestus (sp?) after Zeus had Athena. Supposedly that was why Hephaestus was deformed, Hera 'dared' to have a child without getting pregnant from a male... stupid patriarchy

I'd love to know some more of no males involved or if it was female/female parents
LadyShallandra Featured By Owner Edited Nov 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ohhh so Zeus wasn't his father and Zeus pulled a sins of the mothers curse on baby?! 
o.o i bet Hera and Athena had a nasty spatz over that one, plus it adds one more reason why Zeus and Hera should've split
it would've saved so much suffering for all those human women Zeus banged, he would've banged em anyway marriage and kids didn't stop him at all
then again, the old gods were basically superhuman immortal people, reaaaaly human people with the vices and all. they fought and cheated and got so. damn. petty. honestly cursing Hera directly would've been a double standard wrong all on its own, but real men don't hit the baby no matter if they're its father or not. bad god. bad bad bad god zeus no burned offerings for you.
kinda makes mewonder how they'd react to seeing their modern interpretations lol
The-Angelic-one Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2015
I read an Egyptian story where a woman killed her husband to become queen. Then he became a bull she had it killed, then from the blood grew trees that she had cut down and while watching it she swallowed slivers of wood and got knocked up
CrystalCritic Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Trust me Kumbari, it's quite common these days to do that to.
grim-puppet-demon Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015
lol zues had a brain baby.3
Lepticidio Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
Fuck, Enki should have warned me sooner...
PsychedelicDemon Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
All of them look pregnant except for Enki and Zeus. Zeus looks like Morvo from Futurama, and Enki just looks majestically overweight XD
teddyberry5 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Athena was born from his brain, so I guess for that kind of birth he looks very pregnant.
PsychedelicDemon Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
True. But then again only dude gods get pregnant that way
Ventrego Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
HelLO, celtic guy!
jeopardousInsomniac Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015
Starshipfuel15 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Lol Zeus XD
goldenmarionette Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I love Mpreg I said this comic is funny.
RossetteLovejewel Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
I... did not need to know this.
sampea Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Beatlemaniac01 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I love how Loki's just like, "Oh, yeah, it happens; nothing new! XD"
Dmitriev0 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How will the baby come out?
sungirl128 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well for Zeus, his forehead... More you know...
SoMurican Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hopefully from the belly button.
Dmitriev0 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
MasterOfSmth Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
Dear Humon, I'm one of your russian fans and I really like your works, especially your mythological experiences. And once I was wondering, why don't you draw something about popobawa? You don't like them or don't know them?
(some manners of this guy just reminded me of your comic))
bluejay1995 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel sorry for Celtic Guy
invertqueen7 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Student General Artist
Pfff! XD What in the world....
Herowebcomics Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
Loki is cute but MAN these gods are into some weird stuff!
CaldoRosa Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Toxic-Gengar Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Enki XD 
Awesomely-Happy-Hero Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Uumarnituq looks so sweet! Also, I totally love Loki here. He's just like, "Nah, don't worry about it." XD
hawk8173 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
I love how Loki's completely relaxed about the whole thing and all the others (except Urmarnituq) are all looking pissed off/and or scared. 
LokiGirl72 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 2, 2014  Student Artist
*drags Loki over* Me: Just look at this! Loki: I'm speechless, and slightly weirded out. I like the Zeus one, though :D
InsanelyCute Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
To distract someone and help Wotan didn't Loki get pregnant by a horse and had Sleipnir?  Or am I wildly mistaken?
TakataCheroki Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, that was one of the "other times" Loki got pregnant... xD
InsanelyCute Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
oh, I see...

thanx, though :) !
TakataCheroki Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome! :D (Big Grin) 
LadyLunaMoth Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wat. XD This is why I love mythology so much. lol
spikedpsycho Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
Some dude with hydrogen bombs ejaculated in a volcano I forget the rest, but apparently if I don't give them money and power of attorney, I'm never gonna go to heaven.

- Scientology
zakiaybee122 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
The fourth one ( left to right ) is so cute .
RedCosmicDragon Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
Also Zeus saved Dionysus when he was an unborn when his mother died and he open up his own leg and put him inside and let him grow in there.... so Athena isn't his last pregnancy
zoedow1120 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
Oh my gods this is so funny! Oh, Zeus, your poor head.
Sagitari-Seiza-1213 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whoa…there are actually stories like that in myth? I'm familiar with Loki giving birth to Sleipnir, but I didn't know Zeus swallowed a woman. Which myth is that from? 
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
The birth of Athena.
Sagitari-Seiza-1213 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah. I remember hearing somewhere that Athena was literally born from Zeus's head. I didn't know Zeus swallowed a woman before that though. I wonder why he did that. *goes to do research*
crazyashley Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He had impregnated Athena's mother, can't remember her name, and to either keep Hera from finding out on her own or to keep Athena's mother from blabbing, turned her into a fly and ate her...then boom, greek god head pregnancy
Teh-Lucario Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Was to prevent the child from being born since any son born to her would overthrow his father.

Clearly, they had a daughter, so Zeus stays in power.
crazyashley Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Forgot that part of the legend...but whether it says it or not, with all his affairs and murdered kids, you know he was hiding it from Hera too! Zeus' logic wouldn't have worked out if it'd been a son anyway :iconzeusplz::iconfacepalmplz:
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