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I just ran some text through the Babelfish translator, so I hope the German in the comic is complete nonsense. :XD:

Many people have asked me, “On what side was Denmark doing World War II?” and the anwser is that you will get different answers depending on who you ask, even within Denmark, because Denmark’s way of handling the situation was rather unconventional.

Nazi Germany saw Denmark as one of the most aryan countries in the world, and decided to do a “friendly invasion” so that Denmark wouldn’t fall into the hands of the enemy. Denmark was shit scared of Nazi Germany after what had happened to Poland and we were well aware that we couldn’t fight them. But we knew that the Nazis liked us, so what Denmark did was this: We quickly shipped 99% of the country’s Jews off to Sweden where they would be safe, then (sort of) fought the Germans for two hours to show the rest of the world that we weren’t completely on their side, before just giving up and letting them march in.
We then proceeded to treat the soldiers as nice as possible, hoping that Hitler would be kind to us if we behaved. Denmark even became known as the “whipped cream front” among the Germans because we were so nice, and it was every German soldier’s dream to be sent to Denmark were they didn’t have to fight or fear for their life.

So it’s no wonder Denmark was often called Nazi friendly.

And Sweden of course weren’t completely passive doing the way, and did help their surrounding countries a little thought the war (helping Jews anyone?). I just thought it would be funnier like this. :D
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:iconsilvercrow-kicks-you:
~SilverCrow-kicks-you 1 day ago
Nothing against you,but your german is terrible.
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:iconhetalia-fan-4-life:
Mood: Pity ~Hetalia-Fan-4-life May 7, 2013  New member
Poland come here and let me hug you.
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:iconkashiskth:
~KashiSKTH Mar 25, 2013
Poor Poland! :c
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:iconangelskarith:
~AngelsKarith Mar 20, 2013
wow Denmark was a freaking coward and aww poor poland
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~IWantAHug Mar 10, 2013  Student Artist
TT.TT... Germany don't be so mean... Rick Sie Nazi... Sie sind tot in Deutschland! Er oder wir würden nie schaden eine Seele wieder! Un... weniger als Schaden zuerst mit uns!
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~franktheladycow Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Funny how he uses 'Sie' xD
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:iconbmdingufreak:
Mood: Love ~BMdinguFREAK Jan 19, 2013
Lol the German doesn't really make sense, but who cares XD I :heart: Denmark :D
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:iconwundervollewelt:
Mood: Love ~WundervolleWelt Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Being german makes reading the 'german' speech bubble awkward.

Amazing nonsense!
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~Arienne-Keith Jan 1, 2013
I typed the German words into translate.google.com and got this: "You coward! You have no spine! Stand straight! Stop crying! You are pathetic!" so it does translate... but it fits in and makes sense. The Nazis were evil as hell.
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~Blackdeathangel101 Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg not poland!'!( if you've seen hetalia you'll know)
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