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Simon Ain't Got Nothingby *humon

Digital Art / Drawings / Fantasy

Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.

love 17 17

joy 6 6

~~wow 0 0~~

mad 1 1

~~sad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

~~neutral 0 0~~

~lycanthusincarnum May 15, 2013

good gods.... that man is SEXY.... the guy in the boa is too in a way

~roolsilver Mar 11, 2013

I love the high-waisted bottoms on the nymphs. Very anti-stereotype.

~phantomsox Jan 19, 2013 Student Artisan Crafter

Ever since you talked about how hard you worked on the boa in the other piece I keep thinking "Wow. Those boas really do look fabulous." I love the color schemes you've been using for them. Very universe-y.

~poasdffvsreg Feb 24, 2013

I gotta agree with you on that, they really do look goregous.

~neon284 Jan 4, 2013 Student Artist

.... and where would you find this alleged palace

~Ananomouse Dec 30, 2012

I love Lucious boa. It's so big and fluffy looking and the colors! I mean, we can't even see anything else (other than pants).

The last line though has me curious though. Is the relationship between Simon and those men doom or the one's between Angeli and those men?

~Ananomouse Dec 30, 2012

I rather like the idea of this Simon and Lucious being friends, but that's because I happen to adore Lucious and he can never have enough friends.

~ASHAero Dec 29, 2012

Nice one, Lucious. I think I've found my new asexual icon.

~TechnoShadowBlood Dec 2, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

I instantly thought of Simon as the masculine blonde of Rocky Horror xD

~PrinceHotel Nov 30, 2012

..."I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension..."

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