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Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon
Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.
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Summer-Wren Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Student General Artist
I absolutely LOVE his coat. The textures and colors are all positively gorgeous. <3
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lycanthusincarnum Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
good gods.... that man is SEXY.... the guy in the boa is too in a way :)
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roolsilver Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
I love the high-waisted bottoms on the nymphs. Very anti-stereotype.
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phantomsox Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
Ever since you talked about how hard you worked on the boa in the other piece I keep thinking "Wow. Those boas really do look fabulous." I love the color schemes you've been using for them. Very universe-y.
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poasdffvsreg Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
I gotta agree with you on that, they really do look goregous.
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neon284 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Artist
.... and where would you find this alleged palace
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Ananomouse Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
I love Lucious boa. It's so big and fluffy looking and the colors! I mean, we can't even see anything else (other than pants).

The last line though has me curious though. Is the relationship between Simon and those men doom or the one's between Angeli and those men?
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Ananomouse Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
I rather like the idea of this Simon and Lucious being friends, but that's because I happen to adore Lucious and he can never have enough friends.
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ASHAero Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Nice one, Lucious. I think I've found my new asexual icon.
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TechnoShadowBlood Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I instantly thought of Simon as the masculine blonde of Rocky Horror xD
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