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Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon
Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.
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:iconmyrethy:
Myrethy Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That scarf thing looks like it belongs in the universe of the anime Count Of Monte Cristo. Just... TEXTURE COLORS BLARARARHH
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Summer-Wren Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Student General Artist
I absolutely LOVE his coat. The textures and colors are all positively gorgeous. <3
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lycanthusincarnum Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
good gods.... that man is SEXY.... the guy in the boa is too in a way :)
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roolsilver Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
I love the high-waisted bottoms on the nymphs. Very anti-stereotype.
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poasdffvsreg Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
I gotta agree with you on that, they really do look goregous.
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phantomsox Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
Ever since you talked about how hard you worked on the boa in the other piece I keep thinking "Wow. Those boas really do look fabulous." I love the color schemes you've been using for them. Very universe-y.
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neon284 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Artist
.... and where would you find this alleged palace
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Ananomouse Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
I love Lucious boa. It's so big and fluffy looking and the colors! I mean, we can't even see anything else (other than pants).

The last line though has me curious though. Is the relationship between Simon and those men doom or the one's between Angeli and those men?
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Ananomouse Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
I rather like the idea of this Simon and Lucious being friends, but that's because I happen to adore Lucious and he can never have enough friends.
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ASHAero Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Nice one, Lucious. I think I've found my new asexual icon.
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BlazingMalice Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I managed to read the first book so far. I need more of them.
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Blueangel10 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh man Jessup is Epic!!! but CN are a mindfuck XDDD I hope she clears up soon about the deals on those Chronicles XD
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BlazingMalice Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like Sundown and Sunshine :D I LOOOVE some books. I like "The Chronicals of Nick" I think it's called
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Blueangel10 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student General Artist
LOOL!Fang is a Hellchaser XD Alexion is....a special case XDD Valerious or Talon I'm between those XD
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TechnoShadowBlood Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I instantly thought of Simon as the masculine blonde of Rocky Horror xD
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BlazingMalice Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have a thing for Acheron but he doesn't really count. Fang is a were hunter so he doesn't count... Alexion! No, doesn't count... Kyrain! I like Kyrain and Amanda :D Finaly found an actual dark hunter I like :D
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Blueangel10 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student General Artist
who's your fav Dark hunter XD?
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BlazingMalice Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:) awesome
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Blueangel10 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
and Simon reminds me of Apollo.....o.o or a sick version or Artie...
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:iconblueangel10:
Blueangel10 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
I have all the ebooks......and my bff has all the books....
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Blueangel10 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
he's got no imperfection that he would wanna hide.
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Blueangel10 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
He's naked cuz he is a god...duh....
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SynesetheticSymptom Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I rather think she meant it along the lines of "when sexual interest is present, he (Simon) turns it toward himself," not necessarily changing true orientation. Thus, she can treat and is treating asexuality as an orientation (whichever definition of that you might be using today :) .) What I consider to be more important than that is if they are being portrayed as real people, because sexual identity changes so much from person to person that all I want to see is development of a character that includes traits that are shared with these designations.
These subjects are so sensitive that it's extremely difficult to treat them properly. When it's obvious someone tries, I generally give them points.

Also, thank you for being much more polite than Humon's critics tend to be. It makes you sound much more intelligent and reasoned. :)
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PrinceHotel Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
..."I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension..."
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BlackStormsShadow Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Can we just love how all of your woman have CUDDLINESS and CURVES ... much like ... real women ...
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Afraadrija Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Wow, that boa is really pretty.
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LordNummy Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that boa!!!
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RedKiwiBird Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
So Lucious doesn't experience sexual attraction, but does he experience romantic attraction?
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ShmoryGilmore Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting character :iconimsrspervplz: and Lucious looks always amazing _
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Coyote-ANM Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
there's wars in this universe? I mean, like part of the plot?

Oh, too much information...
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RaiinieDays Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student General Artist
My god Lucious boas are amazing. I want them... :ninja:
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LRyukluvrLighthater1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY I'M NOT ALONE XD :iconrockyplz:
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ImBroken1998 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Lucious looks exactly like Matt....
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AnzennaArtz Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I AGREE!!
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scarletcolibri509 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
How do you come up with this stuf?!? It's brilliant! XD
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LRyukluvrLighthater1 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm...good question...

:iconrockyplz:
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ZenoRaziel Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That boa looks so plush and comfy! Great color!
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Fangbite Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Oh...sorry^^' I blame the fact that I was VERY tired when I asked that:P Still loves your art!
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Akatchugi1950 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
the greatest and perfect enemy for Jacop, it would be perfect if Jacop could be the only one who can relly annoy him!!!

aaand this gal to the right, looks relly much like sister Iceland in your comics
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Insightfully Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's only offensive if you try to make it offensive. She met no harm by it, and these are old characters anyway. Stop looking for reasons to be offended.
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wingedchronicles Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Asexual character! :D
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BlazingMalice Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup! Ahh good days... Rocking it old school :D
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noirart23 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Haha, yeah, the travel bag dedicated solely to the purpose of carrying books. Good times. Many back aches were made worth it by the neck ache I got from reading books :)
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BlazingMalice Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup :DD I absolutely love it. It means I don't have to buy massive bags anymore
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noirart23 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Lol, I'll admit, I was extremely reluctant to get one, but then i realized it meant i could bring thousands of books everywhere with me! :squee:
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:iconblazingmalice:
BlazingMalice Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I need it on my Kindle too :D
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Paladin343 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Have I mentioned how much I love that boa?
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MagnusHarvest Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It doesn't really matter, does it?
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blu-dog-neko Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Me too! :O

...oh and I wonder who'd be singing 'Sweet Transvestite' then... xD
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noirart23 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
:omg: I have thee, uh... ebook version *awkward grin*
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