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Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon
Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.
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:icontechnoshadowblood:
TechnoShadowBlood Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I instantly thought of Simon as the masculine blonde of Rocky Horror xD
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:iconprincehotel:
PrinceHotel Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
..."I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension..."
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:iconblackstormsshadow:
BlackStormsShadow Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Can we just love how all of your woman have CUDDLINESS and CURVES ... much like ... real women ...
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Afraadrija Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Wow, that boa is really pretty.
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LordNummy Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that boa!!!
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RedKiwiBird Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
So Lucious doesn't experience sexual attraction, but does he experience romantic attraction?
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ShmoryGilmore Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting character :iconimsrspervplz: and Lucious looks always amazing _
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Coyote-ANM Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
there's wars in this universe? I mean, like part of the plot?

Oh, too much information...
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RaiinieDays Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student General Artist
My god Lucious boas are amazing. I want them... :ninja:
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ImBroken1998 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Lucious looks exactly like Matt....
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scarletcolibri509 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
How do you come up with this stuf?!? It's brilliant! XD
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ZenoRaziel Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That boa looks so plush and comfy! Great color!
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Akatchugi1950 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
the greatest and perfect enemy for Jacop, it would be perfect if Jacop could be the only one who can relly annoy him!!!

aaand this gal to the right, looks relly much like sister Iceland in your comics
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wingedchronicles Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Asexual character! :D
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Paladin343 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Have I mentioned how much I love that boa?
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EterGrobie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Let me just... take a second to imagine the kind of porn you'd draw... *tic toc, tic toc* Aaahhh... Heaven.

Continue xD
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LRyukluvrLighthater1 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Simon...kinda makes me think of Rocky from rocky horror picture show...
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AnzennaArtz Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I AGREE!!
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LRyukluvrLighthater1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY I'M NOT ALONE XD :iconrockyplz:
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blu-dog-neko Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Me too! :O

...oh and I wonder who'd be singing 'Sweet Transvestite' then... xD
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LRyukluvrLighthater1 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm...good question...

:iconrockyplz:
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AViCo Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Okay, points for acknowledging the existence of asexuality (even if it doesn't quite work like that - quite a few asexuals I know can get turned on, just not by people of any gender just being there, more by specific kinks or through empathy; though even if they get aroused, they don't feel the need to consumate that urge with a partner).

However, if Simon has the power of changing any man's sexual orientation to gay/bi, just not Lucious' because he's asexual, that implies that you either don't count an asexual man as a 'real man', or that you don't count asexuality as a valid sexual orientation (but rather as some sort of hormonal abnormality or sexual dysfuction?).
Both options are offensive.

I'm sure you didn't mean to, but it still is.
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SynesetheticSymptom Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I rather think she meant it along the lines of "when sexual interest is present, he (Simon) turns it toward himself," not necessarily changing true orientation. Thus, she can treat and is treating asexuality as an orientation (whichever definition of that you might be using today :) .) What I consider to be more important than that is if they are being portrayed as real people, because sexual identity changes so much from person to person that all I want to see is development of a character that includes traits that are shared with these designations.
These subjects are so sensitive that it's extremely difficult to treat them properly. When it's obvious someone tries, I generally give them points.

Also, thank you for being much more polite than Humon's critics tend to be. It makes you sound much more intelligent and reasoned. :)
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Insightfully Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's only offensive if you try to make it offensive. She met no harm by it, and these are old characters anyway. Stop looking for reasons to be offended.
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MagnusHarvest Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It doesn't really matter, does it?
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:iconjackaloo:
Jackaloo Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012   Digital Artist
Simon = ROCKY! (humon if you don't get this so help me god)
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Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D Great work!
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:iconkatban:
katban Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i call hot blond lass with the huge boobs and one eye showing!!!!!!!:drool::horny::hump: me likey^x^
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AlterEgox5 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
....Have I heard that quote somewhere before...?
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Manic-Mania Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Lucious is so sassy.
Love it. :D
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:iconpocketlintchibis:
pocketlintchibis Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
He reminds me of Rocky from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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:icondrkkrystalviolet:
drkkrystalviolet Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student General Artist
oh tell me what planet cause damn i wanna go there
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Engie931 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
QUA! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOA NOT A SCARF WHAT IS GOING ON!;A;
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ChildofAura Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have to say that I love your character Lucious. It kind of frustrates me that in today's society they label you gay or lesbian just because you don't have interest in the opposite sex. I've had people say that about me several times just because I don't have any interest in men.

Have to say that I also love how poofy Lucious's boa is.
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ArcanePhotographer Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Who's Angeli?
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Lunae-3v4 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Reminds me a bit of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, that blond worked out creature and the other ... flirty one xD
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murtauge Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student General Artist
i wanna be simon! hes about to be sexed by that fantastic blonde
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Shadow-Ninja-Cat Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I do so enjoy these little scenes of yours :D
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EmoBadger Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That boa looks absolutely fabulous.
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Nanivauva Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Oh hi, Rocky >:3
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SolineinWonderland Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you had imagine that??
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ArcanumTwilight Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
>w< I just love your work.
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silvith Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Is the boa a character too? Just because...it's so detailed and looks so alive... :X
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silvith Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
eh.. I meant a kiss, not a grumpy smiley thing ... anyways, multicoloured cookie monster space galaxy boa FTW
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GothicTigerDemoness Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student General Artist
damn that little glittery material covering his man stuff xD
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lindsey12325 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love the scarf :D
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:iconshouzou:
Shouzou Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Looks like Rocky from the RHPS.
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hermy104 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That boa! It's just so... FLUFFY. I want to pet it so bad.
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LemoTheLemon Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
XD at first I thought the story behind this picture was along the lines of 'I'll draw everyone else naken, then they'll HAVE to look at the AMAZING SCARF I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO." XD
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Earl-of-Grey Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconfacebooklikeplz:
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