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Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon
Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.
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..."I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension..."
Can we just love how all of your woman have CUDDLINESS and CURVES ... much like ... real women ...
Wow, that boa is really pretty.
LordNummy Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that boa!!!
So Lucious doesn't experience sexual attraction, but does he experience romantic attraction?
ShmoryGilmore Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting character :iconimsrspervplz: and Lucious looks always amazing _
there's wars in this universe? I mean, like part of the plot?

Oh, too much information...
RaiinieDays Nov 24, 2012  Student General Artist
My god Lucious boas are amazing. I want them... :ninja:
Lucious looks exactly like Matt....
How do you come up with this stuf?!? It's brilliant! XD
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