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Simon Ain't Got Nothingby *humon

Digital Art / Drawings / Fantasy

Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.