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Simon Ain't Got Nothingby *humon

Digital Art / Drawings / Fantasy

Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.

love 17 17

joy 6 6

~~wow 0 0~~

mad 1 1

~~sad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

~~neutral 0 0~~

~Akatchugi1950 Nov 22, 2012

the greatest and perfect enemy for Jacop, it would be perfect if Jacop could be the only one who can relly annoy him!!!

aaand this gal to the right, looks relly much like sister Iceland in your comics

~wingedchronicles Nov 21, 2012

Asexual character!

~Paladin343 Nov 21, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Have I mentioned how much I love that boa?

~EterGrobie Nov 21, 2012

Let me just... take a second to imagine the kind of porn you'd draw... *tic toc, tic toc* Aaahhh... Heaven.

Continue xD

~LRyukluvrLighthater1 Nov 21, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Simon...kinda makes me think of Rocky from rocky horror picture show...

*AnzennaArtz Nov 23, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I AGREE!!

~LRyukluvrLighthater1 Nov 24, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

YAY I'M NOT ALONE XD

~blu-dog-neko Nov 21, 2012

Me too!

...oh and I wonder who'd be singing 'Sweet Transvestite' then... xD

~LRyukluvrLighthater1 Nov 22, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Hmm...good question...

~AViCo Nov 21, 2012

Okay, points for acknowledging the existence of asexuality (even if it doesn't quite work like that - quite a few asexuals I know can get turned on, just not by people of any gender just being there, more by specific kinks or through empathy; though even if they get aroused, they don't feel the need to consumate that urge with a partner).

However, if Simon has the power of changing any man's sexual orientation to gay/bi, just not Lucious' because he's asexual, that implies that you either don't count an asexual man as a 'real man', or that you don't count asexuality as a valid sexual orientation (but rather as some sort of hormonal abnormality or sexual dysfuction?).
Both options are offensive.

I'm sure you didn't mean to, but it still is.

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