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Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon Simon Ain't Got Nothing by humon
Meet Simon (blond guy), a character so old I don't even know when I made him up. He's inspired by a dream i had many years ago, so while he isn't music inspired, he somehow fits into this universe.

He's either a very very powerful wizard or a demigod. No one knows. All they care about is not angering him and leaving him alone in his palace on a mountain. Not that they need to worry because he's very difficult to annoy and just wants to slack off with his huge harem of nymphs.
But despite this harem he actually has an unexplainable power over men. It's not something he does on purpose, but neither is it an opportunity he'll miss. Any man who ventures into Simon's palace won't be leaving with his straightness intact.

Occasionally people will contact him in the hopes of getting him to fight on their side in a war, or just for a battle. He's so powerful it comes close to cheating to use him, but not everyone plays fair. It is only when absolute necessary though, because of the effect he'll have on the soldiers, and endless jokes will be made about a winning army that used Simon.

But he isn't all powerful. His strange power doesn't work on Lucious because nothing turns Lucious on, asexual as he is. So if anyone wants to make deals with Simon, they send Lucious (They could try a woman, but she might find him sexy anyway). This has resulted in a friendship between them, and Lucious can often be seen by Simon's side in battles.

Angeli hates Simon though, because she has lost a few of her loves to him. Never mind those relationships were doomed anyway.
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scarletcolibri509 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
How do you come up with this stuf?!? It's brilliant! XD
ZenoRaziel Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That boa looks so plush and comfy! Great color!
Akatchugi1950 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
the greatest and perfect enemy for Jacop, it would be perfect if Jacop could be the only one who can relly annoy him!!!

aaand this gal to the right, looks relly much like sister Iceland in your comics
wingedchronicles Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Asexual character! :D
Paladin343 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Have I mentioned how much I love that boa?
EterGrobie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Let me just... take a second to imagine the kind of porn you'd draw... *tic toc, tic toc* Aaahhh... Heaven.

Continue xD
LRyukluvrLighthater1 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Simon...kinda makes me think of Rocky from rocky horror picture show...
AnzennaArtz Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LRyukluvrLighthater1 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY I'M NOT ALONE XD :iconrockyplz:
blu-dog-neko Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Me too! :O

...oh and I wonder who'd be singing 'Sweet Transvestite' then... xD
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