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TF2: No Homo by humon TF2: No Homo by humon
Scout is a little confused. Just a little.

Part of this “story” [link] [link] [link]

People keep asking me where the hell I got Scout/Sniper from, and I can honestly tell you I got it from nowhere. They’re just my crack paring. I was going to say they’ve never even interacted in canon, but that would be a lie. They did seem to be friends in this comic [link] but that’s all there is.

Who am I trying to kid? The whole fandom is crack! :XD:
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:iconofficermark:
OfficerMark Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Scout, you may be an "ass virgin" ... but no way you're a "mouth virgin" or a "hand virgin."
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BuzzyBee03 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014
NO HOMO

~John
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TheBestestUsername Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist
scout, your arguments dont have sence
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:iconicommentonstuff:
ICommentOnStuff Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YUSH O-O ass - virgin lol
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:iconsaari:
Saari Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And I was feeling sorry for you, you awful Scout :P
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Pie-Of-The-Wolfie Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Denial is the first step to admitting it!! Scout, you know you like dick!!!!
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ILoveScoutforever Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*punches Spy and then walks to Scout* Scout I will be there so don't feel bad.

Scout:Sweet let's go!

Ok *walks away with Scout while holding his hand*
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TheEllfGirl Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013

Oh, Scout... I have a weird number of feels for this. I kind of want to see the aftermath, like this is a little drama. Maybe Sniper coming to Scout and asking for it to end, and Medic and Heavy confront the kid (because apparently, Spy has no secrets, especially when it comes to his sort-of-kid's sex life) about his orientation.

 

Take it real, real dark, Humon. Make us cry, please. (OHGODISOUNDLIKEAMASOCHISTDEARLORDIEI'MTURNINGINTOONEOFMYBESTFRIENDSGAAAHHHHH ;_;)

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kkslidershreds Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
just finished all four... this is wrong (and hilarious) on so many lvls... this deserves one good.... lol
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Subtleinstrument Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
Scout is definitely overcompensating for something.
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Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013   Writer
Of course it's crack, they're all guys.... Esspecially Sniper's crack apparently (I'm sorry, I just HAD to go there XD)
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paine86 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Please tell me there is more....oh my gawd...lol can't stop laughing.. You rock!
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ShinySprings Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012
I've always thought that scout was part of the boston mob. A criminal/jail influenced worldview is about right.
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:iconeinhajar12:
einhajar12 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Artist
hvorfor stoppede du med at tegne team fortress 2? det var mega sjovt
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Daksinakke Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god you should continue this comic. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CONTINUE THIS COMIC, PLEASE!
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Saphira0Thorn0Glaedr Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Writer
Okay, this comic must have inspired :icondingdongfootball: because his fanfic (it's Sniper/Scout), Ceasefire, has a scene VERY much like this, but not exactly. [link]
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XD190 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont care who makes who a bitch in that game, when im a pyro, EVERYONE IS MA BITCH.
link to prove it >:D
[link]
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TheEthanator Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You and me Both >=D
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customcartoons Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012   Traditional Artist
Heheh, I wish DA came with a "thumbs up" option for comments :) Soooo, THUMBS UP!
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:iconandy345:
andy345 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
And so ends the wonderful TF2 arc of Humons comics :cry:
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:iconlimeman:
Limeman Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Do/did you really play TF2?
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:iconscout88:
Scout88 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
moar! :D[link]
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albinosaurusrex Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconscoutlaplz:
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:iconjaxsonthegreat:
JaxsonTheGreat Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconscoutlaplz:
I knew there was a reason I love your work, Humon.
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MrsTurbo-Elf Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha! I like this comic but I agree with NurseJackal... I do wonder what real military women think about all the girly fanart xD
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NurseJackal Featured By Owner May 16, 2012
I think that's what I both love and hate about the TF2 fandom. Nothing is exactly canon which leaves infinite possibilities open to fans, on the other hand 'nothing' is spared because anything goes. They're men for gods sake, strong men who're fighting a bloody war, who kill and get killed daily. They are not little girls in make-up and mini skirts! Real military women know that wearing high heels into a war zone is going to get you killed! So why do you make Girl!Scout wear them!!!!??? WHY!!! *rage*

Anyway, awesome comic as always~ I love all your stuff~
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PeanutReaderFace Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... wut? where did this come from? this comic is about a crack idea where sniper is scout's bitch-their quote not mine-why are you raging about a femscout wearing high heels?
and where did you see a femscout wearing high heels?? i dont think the ingame model wears them, so i assume your reffering to a drawing or something someone made
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NurseJackal Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
I was merely commenting on what humon said about the entire fandom being crack, and I said having so little canon leaves so much freedom~ Freedom that many fans jump at the chance to abuse for the purpose of kawai and the like.

Also if femscout isn't in this comic then I'm obviously not referring to it with my tangent. I understood the comic thankyou~

I'm referring to the fact that like 90% of fanart involving female TF2 character designs involves skinny, long haired, big-boobed, high-heel wearing pixies who would never survive in a real war ever. Obviously there are some well designed exceptions but they are few and far between unfortunately~
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PeanutReaderFace Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
true... true...
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The-Sniper13 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol I laughed so much XD Great comic XD
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:iconceredra:
Ceredra Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
These comics are side splitting hilarious xD Please keep making more in the near future :D
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msfcatlover Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
Good thing they're on opposite teams...
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Julesworld99 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012  Student Writer
no matter how many f***ing times my tf2 friends try to make me like it I STILL F***ING HATE TF2 YAOI AND YAO IN GENRAL YEAH GO AHEAD YAOI FANS KILL ME I DON'T GIVE A S*** I WILL NEVER LIKE IT so please humon stop making tf2 yaoi comics P.S. pyro is a girl!
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Misill Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Really? You posted on more than one of these?
Take your backwards ideals and hatred and go fuck yourself. Keep your filth off this individual's artwork. They don't deserve this kind of treatment.

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean that the world needs to erase it from existence so that your delicate little eyes never need to wander across it again.
You have a lot of growing up to do. You're so far from being even remotely mature that it's laughable.
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Julesworld99 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012  Student Writer
MY FUCKING GOD!!! IM NOT HATING HUMON"S WORK ITS YAOI PISSES ME OFF IT MAKES WANT TO STAB YOUR VAGINA AND EAT PEOPLE I MEAN GAAHHHHHAHHHH i'm sorry maam i just don't like this yaoi rubbish and I am sorry if you don't like yaoi comics ok maaam i hope your happy beacuse i just killed a poor defenseless bird bye and go crucify your vagina you yaoi loving whorey lesbo
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dweebzilla Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Sir or Ma'am, that was uncalled for. This person was telling you to go fuck yourself because it's obvious that it's what you need to do in order to properly remove the stick that has been embedded in your rectum. Just because you don't like yaoi or the like doesn't mean you have the right to insult those who do.
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EquinoxTriz Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
You are right, I like Yaoi and exceptions of Yuri, and you have just saved my day, sir/ma'am. First it was teach' screaming at a kid for playing with a calculator (She even threw it!), then she screams at me for wanting to do the right thing and telling the principal! I'mean, come on t', get a life! She screams at kids, I get bullied, And Jules, She is not a Yaoi loving whorey lesbian.....PLEASE.
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dweebzilla Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I couldn't understand half of that message nor could I understand why you called me Jules.
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EquinoxTriz Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I was talking to Jules, the one above you. I was ranting about my bad day, sorry, I had a migrain and was upset.
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dweebzilla Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
It's okay. I understand what a migraine can do to a person, I get them myself.
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PeanutReaderFace Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i agree with UnintendedAwesome. this is how sane and rational people express this distaste, and i will use my own opinion for this. >ahem<
"dear humon, i would like to tell you that, while i enjoy the humor in this comic series, i dislike the fact that it involves a homosexual relationship between sniper and scout. please note that, while i do not agree with this fandom, i still enjoy the simple drawing style and humor put into this. Everyone is entitled to their own (rational) opinion, and i will respect yours as long as you respect mine. I hope you understand that, and i wish you a prosperous day." now, is that so hard? also, pyro can only be known as a he/she/it, and UnintendedAwesome has an unintendidly awesome avatar.
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dweebzilla Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Dancing cybermen are always awesome~
Also, I think Pyro is a she, but that's just my two cents.
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PeanutReaderFace Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well, yes, thats your opinion. thats fine. in my opinion, it would be better to keep Pyro's gender indeterminate, as closure would make him/her/it less awesome. maybe.
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dweebzilla Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I generally think of it as the gender of the player, but my mind defaults to female when the player is too androgynous for me to figure it out.
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Ninjacat46 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Ooooooh, burned by spy!!!
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Fell-Atio Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol'd
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XxDevilishPunkxX Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Student General Artist
LaaawwwL
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sslowbliss Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
cute comic!

but i think there is a spelling error in the third panel:

"sparring" should be "sparing"... no?
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GummpGal Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
No homo!
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MewKokoa Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012
...there needs to be more of this... ;n; If someone doesn't start making TF2 comics again, I'll have to.
And then people will kill everything.
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