Oh, Scout... I have a weird number of feels for this. I kind of want to see the aftermath, like this is a little drama. Maybe Sniper coming to Scout and asking for it to end, and Medic and Heavy confront the kid (because apparently, Spy has no secrets, especially when it comes to his sort-of-kid's sex life) about his orientation.
Take it real, real dark, Humon. Make us cry, please. (OHGODISOUNDLIKEAMASOCHISTDEARLORDIEI'MTURNINGINTOONEOFMYBESTFRIENDSGAAAHHHHH ;_