Talking Swedish hurts so bad in his Finnish soul! And yet, non of the other Nordics speak it better than him. D:
As you can see, Im moving further and further away from the idea that Finland cant talk at all. Instead I now prefer to think that he just doesnt want to talk, and when he does, its in Finnish (or as here, Swedish).
That way achieve two things.
1: Everybody who doesnt understand Finnish still dont understand what he says, meaning he might as well be mute.
2: It illustrates that Finnish is significantly different from the other Nordic languages.
Someone will probably ask, Why does she keep switching between talking Swedish and English?
The answer: So non-Swedes can understand what is going on, obviously.
And just to avoid an awkward situation when you meet a Swede and feels like telling him/her that you love them, Finland is not saying I love you but I love my mistress
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