Lots of text once again, but a friend asked me to illustrate how Agent 250 and Irene got divorced.
For those who didn't see the edit last time, yes her name is Irene. I had just forgotten and wrote Kate instead.
For those who are curious, Britney is 18 years old.
And finally, you have to wonder if 300 really doesn't understand what 250 is talking about, or if he just choose not to.