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Too Big Too Small by humon Too Big Too Small by humon
I'm that weird ambiguous size where I'm lucky if I can fit into the biggest size they have in normal clothing stores, and even luckier if I can fit the smalles size in the fat lady stores. And despite being chubby I don't have breasts the size of my head so big clothes often looks weird on me even when it fits otherwise.

The idea for the comic came from when after looking for clothes in a normal store and finding nothing that fit, went to one of the fat lady stores and the woman said, "I'm sorry, but I think you're just not fat enough to shop here" after I had tried on a million different things. :XD:

By the way, the first dress I'm wearing in the comic is supposed to be one of those classic flower-print summer dresses which I failed horribly at coloring.

EDIT: Haha! No one has ever said "Get out you're too [...]" to me. I made them say that for joke effect. Neither am I sad that she told me I wasn't fat enough to shop there. Made me quite happy actually. It just made it a pain to find clothes. So you don't have to try and cheer me up. This is supposed to be funny! :XD:

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hollowguyver Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Oh the irony!
BlueTigress94 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 5, 2015  Student General Artist
I know exactly how that feels :XD:
Clothes shopping is weird sometimes...especially with my boobs, they tend to eat my t-shirts Nomnom 
TheDovahkiinWriter Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
This is me trying to buy cute jeans.
Otakukiller Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Student Writer
you must make your own close a lot don't you? i always found homemade clothes to be the more rewarding. that, or the clothes you find after scouring the earth for just the right piece. 
RoyceGrey Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Some days you just can't win.

And, of course, I can't help thinking of this.…
MiraCarpathia Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I understand how you feel...
QueenofHell0666 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
big butt small boobs but a wide back :( pain in the ass to find ANYTHING that fits
TinyBirdGames Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm like that too. But for me it's either too short of to baggy. (the hardest part is finding gloves that actually fit ;-; )
IvoryLatte Featured By Owner Edited Sep 27, 2014
Oh my wouldn't believe how difficult it was to find some petite pants in size small. I only found two at Kohl's! I've got news for the clothes industry: not every woman is 6 feet tall! Also, not all of the women who are short are overweight, too.
WolfGrowl96 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
i have never been to a store that told me to get out and im big! btw your chub girl is freaken adorable!!!
nekodemonstar Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
I have the issue of nothing fits in the regular sections and, I'm appearently taller then all the big girls in America, because the shirts are too short, and the pants look like high waters.
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
i'm a very very strange size... i have a small middle but my hips and thighs are big and i have a fairly large chest size...  some would call it an hourglass shape but i call it an hourglass that's too wide on the bottom and too short. i can never find pants that are my length, so i always have to edit that, and if they fit my legs then chances are they're way too wide for my waist *sighs*
Rebell-chan Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
I can so relate to this! :)
OtakuForEver1996 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
That describes me perfectlyStitch is Sorry plz!!! on top of that, I have no breastsDepressed...I know, this is very unusual for a chubbyKudryavka Noumi (Depressed) [V2]  
chibidevil18 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
This happens to me all the time, nothing I want is ever in my size sigh 
Lady-Hare Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
I have a similar problem while shopping for pants, I'm either too thin or too tall x_x xD (not complaining, but I understand the struggle of not being the right size for clothes :D )
Keabun Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Stolen on 9gag
Skarlette8000 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
I know how you feel
That's why ive settled at getting hand-me-downs from my cousins
Nik-reads Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
This speaks to me on a personal level
WritingGlasses Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Someone actually said that to my girlfriend.
SpiderwebWisher Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
How did that turn out, if you don't mind my asking.
WritingGlasses Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013
Not very well, buddy. My girlfriend was heartbroken. Thankfully she was able to hold up her head and not allow it to ruin the rest of her day. I'm surprised she didn't beat anyone to death to be honest.
SpiderwebWisher Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, :D.
TheLuLunatic Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know how you feel, I have a fairly "awkward" pear shaped body and am like inbetween 2x and 3x.
AmaneBakura Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
I understood exactly what you were going for with the first dress~
MissLaceyJ63 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconletmehugyouplz: SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!
TheOutcastsLive Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
How dare they call you fat! you have womanly curves! How mean!
TanookiPants Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a plus sized girl who is 5'2", and my legs are very short. Finding clothes that I look nice in is next to impossible.
mikimiki33 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Im a skinny large-breasted girl with short legs, so i usually make my ownXD
ifritgolem Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
Should put on a few pounds ;P more convenient
13gothMoth Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Same! You know what? I need to learn to make/tailor my own clothes, because this is getting ridiculous.
CAUTIONCORROSIVE Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
and i have this super weird thing where my torso is long and my legs are short so pants are a bitttccchh
ecchirebirth Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
I don't necessarily have the same problem, but due to having pretty broad shoulders for my height (5'10), I have to buy XL shirts, or I tear the sleeves. Kinda awkward.
PreciousGaby Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
I have that same feeling.
DiDi-dias Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Pfff your face in the last panel is hilarious! :XD:
shadowmagi Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I run into this problem all the time in stores... I have large thighs, a big bum and broad shoulders, but a small waist and i'm tall. So I often need plus sized pants, but normal sized shirts that come in at the waist... :P Thank goodness for the internet having a wider availability of clothes that I like than the stores!
OshunWave14 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
That totally describes me- fortunately, I've lost a little weight, but for the most of my teen to young adult years, I've hovered right around 12-14. Add that to the fact that NO ONE seems to think that an fashion industry wide size standard or stlye proportions (a bootcut here is fine, but there not so much) might make sense leaves my flitting most times from store to store to complete an outfit (except for walmart...but they only have so much I care to buy from them . :l)

Here's to hoping that getting to a size 10 will be better. :l

Also, great work as always. ;D
KairiJade Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
So right, and so cruel! D:
silvanoir Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist
same here! I'm in the upper sizes of the "normal" women's clothing (14 to 16 USA sizes, depending on the brand) and the legs of all the pants that fit my waist are TOO LONG and I can't afford to get them tailored
TheAwesomeHetalian Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS xD I'm right there xD Same thing with my feet, I have a strange feet size that nothing fits...
RandomDeviant347 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
I can relate so well. XD
xxBloodyOrangeXx Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
aaaaaaaaawww I so feel with you, I have the same problem :D
transparent-soul Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Despite your troubles, you dress yourself quite nicely. (:
kirilee Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha! I know EXACTLY what you mean mate!
lilacscenteddream Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
My problem is the length of the clothes... All the tops that fit leave me with a giant cleavage and I love maxi skirts but all of them are so long on me they're pretty much death traps! Damn you genetics! Also, doesn't it seem like clothing manufacturers don't seem aware of the fact that women have breasts?
Rant over, I love you Humon, you're the funniest, most accepting person on this site.
6ForgettheCookies9 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i have the same problem!
Protodramon Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
As long as no one is being mean to the great HUMON
LiveLoveLaughGirl Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i feel ya, i love your artwork because its so realistic and cute.
Silvaines Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I so know that problem.
Snozmonkey Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:( <3
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