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Too Big Too Small by humon Too Big Too Small by humon
I'm that weird ambiguous size where I'm lucky if I can fit into the biggest size they have in normal clothing stores, and even luckier if I can fit the smalles size in the fat lady stores. And despite being chubby I don't have breasts the size of my head so big clothes often looks weird on me even when it fits otherwise.

The idea for the comic came from when after looking for clothes in a normal store and finding nothing that fit, went to one of the fat lady stores and the woman said, "I'm sorry, but I think you're just not fat enough to shop here" after I had tried on a million different things. :XD:

By the way, the first dress I'm wearing in the comic is supposed to be one of those classic flower-print summer dresses which I failed horribly at coloring.

EDIT: Haha! No one has ever said "Get out you're too [...]" to me. I made them say that for joke effect. Neither am I sad that she told me I wasn't fat enough to shop there. Made me quite happy actually. It just made it a pain to find clothes. So you don't have to try and cheer me up. This is supposed to be funny! :XD:

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MiraCarpathia Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I understand how you feel...
QueenofHell0666 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
big butt small boobs but a wide back :( pain in the ass to find ANYTHING that fits
TinyBirdGames Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm like that too. But for me it's either too short of to baggy. (the hardest part is finding gloves that actually fit ;-; )
IvoryLatte Featured By Owner Edited Sep 27, 2014
Oh my wouldn't believe how difficult it was to find some petite pants in size small. I only found two at Kohl's! I've got news for the clothes industry: not every woman is 6 feet tall! Also, not all of the women who are short are overweight, too.
WolfGrowl96 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
i have never been to a store that told me to get out and im big! btw your chub girl is freaken adorable!!!
nekodemonstar Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
I have the issue of nothing fits in the regular sections and, I'm appearently taller then all the big girls in America, because the shirts are too short, and the pants look like high waters.
sekkechi Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
i'm a very very strange size... i have a small middle but my hips and thighs are big and i have a fairly large chest size...  some would call it an hourglass shape but i call it an hourglass that's too wide on the bottom and too short. i can never find pants that are my length, so i always have to edit that, and if they fit my legs then chances are they're way too wide for my waist *sighs*
Rebell-chan Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
I can so relate to this! :)
OtakuForEver1996 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
That describes me perfectlyStitch is Sorry plz!!! on top of that, I have no breastsDepressed...I know, this is very unusual for a chubbyKudryavka Noumi (Depressed) [V2]  
chibidevil18 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
This happens to me all the time, nothing I want is ever in my size sigh 
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