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More Cracked fanart.

Orange drawing is from this www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ6gNB…
A normal day in the life of action heroes written entirely in action movie cliches. Under all the one-liners, random suspense, and mountains of testosterone, it's a rather innocent story of an action hero and his husband inviting another couple who recently became parents over for brunch, where they enjoy the food their friend cooked and fawn over intense baby pictures.

Blue drawing is Soren from After Hours www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQFF_…
and Ben from Escort Mission www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsCl11…
Nothing suggests AH and EM takes place in the same universe other than Michael being in both, but I always wanted Soren and Ben to meet because they're two versions of the same type of character.
Soren is a handsome jock who's an asshole and secretly a geek. Ben is a handsome jock who's surprisingly nice and only knows the most basic geek stuff. Soren is super embarrassed about his friendship with Daniel and can be quick to knife him in the back to save face. Ben doesn't seem embarrass by Mike (even wants to bring him out in public) and is very calm about their growing romance (He has made a few comments suggesting he's bi, like one of his reasons for wanting to watch football was the "real asses")

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:iconsuperdaughter2:
Superdaughter2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2015
awesome
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:iconkinggigasmon:
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nerdophobia. XD
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:iconchepseh:
Chepseh Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
You sucessfully introduced me to that Action hero vid and I love it. :heart:
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:iconbuzbuster:
buzbuster Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know I haven't been you best watcher sorry humon

man when I saw the top I thought it would be real house husbands of.....something
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:iconnikolathisistough:
NikolaThisistough Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
I re-watched the action tropes video with the idea that they're married and it doesn't seem to fit. They seem to sleep in separate rooms and neither of them has a wedding band. I've never found it unusual for one roommate to brush their teeth while another is in the shower. It seems more like 3 guys just living together and their old roommate and his flame showed up to me.
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:iconhumon:
humon Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
Well, there's no indication the guests are a couple either. They don't wear rings either, they stand as far from each other as the other two, and they don't even enter the house together so for all we know they might live in separate houses. Sure they show a photo of a baby, but they never say it's their baby. Might just be a child they think shows promise.
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:iconze-saol:
Ze-Saol Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Student Writer
there is a difference between NERDS AND GEEKS!
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:iconwerewolfsinger:
WerewolfSinger Featured By Owner May 6, 2015
True, but I've noticed we can't agree on what that difference is.
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:iconherrvonsmit:
HerrvonSmit Featured By Owner May 14, 2015
there is a chart
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/1…
there is always a chart
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:iconze-saol:
Ze-Saol Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Student Writer
There is separate definitions.
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:iconcatninja89:
CatNinja89 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the orange drawing. The people look like BAMFs
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:iconfeurdelis:
Feurdelis Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
XD 
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:iconreinedescanards:
ReineDesCanards Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Professional General Artist
Why don't you already work for Cracked? This is awesome, as usual!
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:icontwilight16master:
Twilight16Master Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I can only assume that "intense baby pictures" refers to pictures of intense babies, given how pumped and ready the baby in that above-picture looks. those eyes, man!

also, this is legit too much testosterone for me. XD I'll go back to wearing my dress and drinking tea, now.
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:iconthecuttestpuppy:
thecuttestpuppy Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
ROFL, those must be some hella manly baby pictures. XD
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:iconwritingbubble:
writingbubble Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
I have VERY strongly mixed feelings about that action-movie-thingy.... XD
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:iconpyrosaitan1:
Pyrosaitan1 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
it IS weird tho...
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:icontwilight16master:
Twilight16Master Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
what, being Bi? :/ I'm bisexual, dude. nothing weird about it.
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:iconpyrosaitan1:
Pyrosaitan1 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
to YOU
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:icontwilight16master:
Twilight16Master Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
go fuck yourself, mate.
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:iconpyrosaitan1:
Pyrosaitan1 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
wanking is a way of doing so, so okay
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:iconspoonerism:
Spoonerism Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, thank you. Good I love this lot :D
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:iconwanderer619:
Wanderer619 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
Neat :)
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:iconthe-variationalist:
The-variationalist Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You've probably single-handedly increased their fanbase, so yeah! Good effort! And great artwork as always :)
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:iconhumon:
humon Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
I do indeed expect to get a check in the mail for my efforts.
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:icongringlor:
gringlor Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
You should do a comic of how Michael would actually act in public.
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:iconmonsieur-crasque:
Monsieur-Crasque Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
I think you need to check what testosterone does to a human.
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:icontenchibaka:
tenchibaka Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
i may or may not need intense baby pictures in my life X'D
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:iconjeopardousinsomniac:
jeopardousInsomniac Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LoL. HeHeHe! *does bad Rigby impression from that series called Regular Show* STOP TAALKIIING!!!
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:iconzorathetwilightdrake:
ZoraTheTwilightDrake Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Omg so funny!:XD:
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:icongreensprite:
GreenSprite Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
Please never stop the Cracked fanart/analysis :D
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:iconwallanda:
Wallanda Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
.....I seee what you did there, mate :D (Big Grin)  Regular show much?
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:iconlight-onthemayo:
Light-Onthemayo Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That baby is ready for action!
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:iconcrystalcritic:
CrystalCritic Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THERES NO WAY I COULD BE A -gasp- NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDD?!?!

Believe it baby. Those around you however do not define you.
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:iconbeadgcf17:
BeadGCF17 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MANLY baby
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:iconthegyoulovetohate:
TheGYouLoveToHate Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
The comments on the first video are actually pretty good. Its all those lines that are said in action movies.
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:iconkirbynat:
kirbynat Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*gasps* I saw that action hero parody video, but I didn't really know they were a couple. That just didn't occur to me seriously; interesting. :dummy:
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:iconchepseh:
Chepseh Featured By Owner May 25, 2015
Didn't occur to me either. At first view I thought (and honestly I still kinda think) the three guys have a very manly flat share and they are all best buddies. After all, seems the breakfast guy is also there since early morning - to me it seemed he "belonged" to the house just like the other two, and yet it -seems- everyone has it's own bed (though I know there are couples who prefer it that way) aaaaand last but not least having a very close brotherly buddy (or more, then you are a modern brotherhood) is another big action movie clichee.

Well, as long as nobody smooches or declares "I am so hetero" I guess humon has a point and we have a point. And I even see a third and fourth option available, the three guys might be in a menage-a-trois or practice polyarmory.
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humon Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
Didn't even occurs to me that they might not be a couple. They're so domestic and couple'y, what with walking into the bedroom half naked without knocking, one showering while the other brush his teeth, and mirroring the other couple.
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:iconkirbynat:
kirbynat Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I see that now. I guess I was too focused on the action cliches to really think about it; I've only seen the video once.
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Starshipfuel15 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
MERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!
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:iconbebedelbizcocho:
bebedelbizcocho Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
Hahaha even the baby has an intense look of determination on its face :XD:
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:iconotakukiller:
Otakukiller Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Student Writer
I love your after hours head cannon. It's just so adorable
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:iconskewedrevisions:
SkewedRevisions Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Professional General Artist
Those football pants do look nice... XD
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