Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.
We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. Youre looking for him or something? Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.
So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!? It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals.
Poor Denmark, moose shouldn't surprise people like that.
-- Love Forever "If any one of you is without sin, cast the first stone'-John C8 V7 I fainted, as if i met my death. And I fell as a dead body falls.-Dante's Inferno
Put a Moose in Denmark's public area and many will panic, some will cower. Put a Moose in America's public area and someone will shoot it. Put a Moose in Germany's public area and everyone will be more concerned over the damn weather.
*lol* poor Moose! XD poor Denmark! XD hehehehe very cute
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Love Forever
"If any one of you is without sin, cast the first stone'-John C8 V7
I fainted, as if i met my death. And I fell as a dead body falls.-Dante's Inferno
It's the first kind where it teaches the readers a little something interesting ;]
By the way, would you mind if I decide to do fanarts of your Scandinavia characters? I want to make sure before attempting anything
But still hilarious
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Don't do the PUFFS!
- The Nostalgic Critic [link]
That... rock... Looks nothing like a bunny. Neither does that one! What are the odds?
- Digger [link]
END OF THE WORLD!
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Lord Finlandia. Ant Rape, My Wise Gentleman says:
Don't worry I was only horny over you
I say:
stop cheating with other lesbians D<
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"Nikogo Ne Zhalko."
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>Dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive<
-NIN:Last
But yeah, moose are liable to do that. They love water so much that they swim in people's pools in Anchorage.
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If Jesus was our dictator...
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"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God, man creates Dinosaurs"
"Dinosaurs...eat man, woman inherits the Earth." Dr Ian Malcolm and Dr Ellie Sattler "Jurassic Park"
-Orial/LJ
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