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Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
Well you could, but would you reeeeeeeeally want to do it?
KEEP ON READING OR YOUR EYES WILL IMPLODE.

One day, humon was surfing the internet.
She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up.
She was confused, since she didn't click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn't show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black.
It wasn't only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same.
Even her mouse disappeared off the screen.
After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken.
This was a fatal mistake.

Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of :iconcaptainfanclub: appeared on the black screen.
It was most unexpected.

As she looked at it, she could see zee captain's delicious smile.
The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became.
The speakers of her computer suddenly started playing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" song.

humon covered her ears, but it didn't help at all.
She tried to leave her room, but the song followed her everywhere, repeating over and over.
The people of London, their heads covered in bowler hats and monocles looked at her with somber eyes of dissaproval.
It was most misfortunate.


Share this tale of interest with at least 76 people or you shall suffer the same fate of doom as humon did.




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Captain UNMASKED by alexiuss
Cheers,
:iconalexiuss:
(trolling the merrily humon as she left her computah in my posessions, and left to purchase coconuts or other items of interest in local London establishment in preparation for MCM London)
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:icongeneralsnuggles:
GeneralSnuggles Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I here I was expecting something involving :iconskydoesminecraftplz:
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:iconanimelover282:
AnimeLover282 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here...
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:iconscriptpsychopath:
scriptPsychopath Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
An ad for that new horror movie Insidious 2 keeps showing up on those smart screens at the mall and at the end they would play "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" and I don't understand why at all but everytime I hear it I think back to this
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:iconeonthepokefan:
Eonthepokefan Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
Way to draw in a sky army recruit with that title of yours D8
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:iconaara-cenz:
Aara-Cenz Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude you got "hacked" by Alexus (if I got that wrong sorry I cant spell) I'm so jelous right now
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:iconanafiel:
Anafiel Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice ^.^ beware of leaving one's computah in another's presence and not logging out before leaving.


bewaaaare
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:iconelementalopals:
ElementalOpals Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ahaha, this is so funny! I was wondering why humon would write one of these about herself. Maybe I'm just gullible...
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:icontigare:
Tigare Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
TrolololoLo!
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:icontaintedtruffle:
TaintedTruffle Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
what?
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:iconlionsandwolves:
LionsandWolves Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
You guys trolling each other is hilarious
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:iconicelandgirly:
Icelandgirly Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
I have to ask, how do you know each other?
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:iconneotigger143:
neotigger143 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
... I'm terribly affronted that there is no butter to be had in this tale.
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:iconmelanie76:
Melanie76 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol XD
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:iconracerabbit:
racerabbit Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
but i bought a poster both from you and the captain booth! i say bring it on!
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:iconnimilasofthe8sheep:
nimilasofthe8sheep Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
great job alexiuss! :D
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:icondreamweaver11:
dreamweaver11 Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ZEE CAPTAIN HAS STRUCK!!! xDDDDD seriously, you guys need to collaborate on a comic!!!
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:icondoctergirl101:
Doctergirl101 Featured By Owner May 25, 2012
You are so awesome XDDD
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:iconthehappy3:
TheHappy3 Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, that is so awesome!
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:iconsorrow-of-vae-victis:
ha ha ha. How funny
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:iconcosmic-caterpillar:
Cosmic-Caterpillar Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't think I know 76 people
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:iconme2animelover4ev:
me2animelover4ev Featured By Owner May 25, 2012
*like :D
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:iconda07pokemon24:
da07pokemon24 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
Oh snap xD
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:iconodinite:
Odinite Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
HAHAHAHHAA awesome!
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:iconpocketlintchibis:
pocketlintchibis Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Silly Alexiuss.
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:iconblackwinterrosethorn:
BlackWinterRoseThorn Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconveji-chan:
Veji-chan Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student Writer
XD Nice one CAPTEIN!
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:iconbruuno117:
bruuno117 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
Aye, not cool dude.
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:iconfireflyexposed:
FireFlyExposed Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA ... zee captain strikes :mwahaha:
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:iconrainlolliie:
RainLolliie Featured By Owner May 24, 2012   Traditional Artist
well done, `alexiuss.
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:iconpschokid3:
Pschokid3 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
haha xD well done
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:iconmuffyisme:
MuffyIsMe Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Lmfao...what the eff?? XD
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:iconvk-fangirl14:
VK-fangirl14 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
XDDDD You're too late! I love that song and its even my ringtone!! XDDDD
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:iconmute9:
Mute9 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student Writer
This is beautiful.
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:iconsweet-stock:
sweet-stock Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
I've got a lovely bunch of coconut, here they are standing in a row..
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:iconblackfiredeyes55:
BlackFiredEyes55 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
... big ones small ones some as big as your head... ;)
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:iconsirferrick:
SirFerrick Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why the taste of Butter though?
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:iconx3pockiex:
x3Pockiex Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This made my day. XD
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:icontransparentghost:
TransparentGhost Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Have a banana!
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:iconmadjesters1:
MadJesters1 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student Filmographer
LOL ITs PAYBACK!!! XD
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:iconfireflower24:
fireFlower24 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
dafaq
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:iconrainpoodle:
Rainpoodle Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
you made my day better :D
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:iconsufficiantlyinsane:
SufficiantlyInsane Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student General Artist
ha ha zee captain in a nut shell that song is :D (no pun intended)
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:iconkalashnikovmarine:
kalashnikovmarine Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have shared my Captain! I hear your words which sound like the slapping of fish against the peanut butter of reality and I obey!
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:iconalittlebitofgloom:
alittlebitofgloom Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconpippintully:
pippintully Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Student General Artist
That was deep.
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:iconthekawaiiseeall:
TheKawaiiSeeAll Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Student General Artist
:lemon: *left speechless*
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:icondarth-flake:
Darth-Flake Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And I wondered why humon had an epiphany the face of a romantic-apocaplypse-fan-club.
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:icongodisamultigod:
GodIsAMultiGod Featured By Owner May 23, 2012
lol awsome.
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:iconzanyz:
ZanyZ Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol and didnt humon troll alexiuss with the prawn picture?
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:iconbiumphress:
BIUmphress Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Student Filmographer
Jokes on you, I'm listening to the coconut song willingly. Wait...
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