Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
Well you could, but would you reeeeeeeeally want to do it?
KEEP ON READING OR YOUR EYES WILL IMPLODE.
One day, humon was surfing the internet.
She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up.
She was confused, since she didn't click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn't show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black.
It wasn't only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same.
Even her mouse disappeared off the screen.
After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken.
This was a fatal mistake.
Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of appeared on the black screen.
It was most unexpected.
As she looked at it, she could see zee captain's delicious smile.
The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became.
The speakers of her computer suddenly started playing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" song.
humon covered her ears, but it didn't help at all.
She tried to leave her room, but the song followed her everywhere, repeating over and over.
The people of London, their heads covered in bowler hats and monocles looked at her with somber eyes of dissaproval.
It was most misfortunate.
Share this tale of interest with at least 76 people or you shall suffer the same fate of doom as humon did.
(trolling the merrily humon as she left her computah in my posessions, and left to purchase coconuts or other items of interest in local London establishment in preparation for MCM London)
An ad for that new horror movie Insidious 2 keeps showing up on those smart screens at the mall and at the end they would play "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" and I don't understand why at all but everytime I hear it I think back to this
Way to draw in a sky army recruit with that title of yours D8
Dude you got "hacked" by Alexus (if I got that wrong sorry I cant spell) I'm so jelous right now
nice ^.^ beware of leaving one's computah in another's presence and not logging out before leaving.
Ahaha, this is so funny! I was wondering why humon would write one of these about herself. Maybe I'm just gullible...
You guys trolling each other is hilarious
I have to ask, how do you know each other?
... I'm terribly affronted that there is no butter to be had in this tale.
but i bought a poster both from you and the captain booth! i say bring it on!
great job alexiuss!
ZEE CAPTAIN HAS STRUCK!!! xDDDDD seriously, you guys need to collaborate on a comic!!!
You are so awesome XDDD
Haha, that is so awesome!
ha ha ha. How funny
I don't think I know 76 people
Oh snap xD
XD Nice one CAPTEIN!
Aye, not cool dude.
HAHA ... zee captain strikes
haha xD well done
Lmfao...what the eff?? XD
XDDDD You're too late! I love that song and its even my ringtone!! XDDDD
This is beautiful.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconut, here they are standing in a row..
Why the taste of Butter though?
This made my day. XD
Have a banana!
LOL ITs PAYBACK!!! XD
you made my day better
ha ha zee captain in a nut shell that song is (no pun intended)
I have shared my Captain! I hear your words which sound like the slapping of fish against the peanut butter of reality and I obey!
That was deep.
And I wondered why humon had an epiphany the face of a romantic-apocaplypse-fan-club.
lol and didnt humon troll alexiuss with the prawn picture?
Jokes on you, I'm listening to the coconut song willingly. Wait...